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Random quote: Chief Brody to TNMW - Ooh you fucking pendant you !!! ...aye pendant that's what I said !!!
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ken_nufcWelcome to Talk Of The Tyne - sign up, join in!
Toon_NoMatterWotPlatinii - I would prefer a coffee table at left back instead of Perch. I doubt even a coffee table could lose the ball twice in one move.
Toon_NoMatterWotKevin Keegan - “I saw an interview where Alan Pardew said he hoped to get some of that £35million. I thought: ‘Alan, you ain’t going to get any of that.’
Toon_NoMatterWotRexn - 'Hell, if you care that much, even cunnilingus comes into play'
Toon_NoMatterWotBowburn Mag - Leon Best playing football is like watching a blind man try to pick pickled onions up with a cocktail stick.
Toon_NoMatterWotMick Martin - If Best scores i will eat my own shite.
Toon_NoMatterWotkevin Keegan - "I'd love it if we beat them. Love it. He’s gone down in my estimation and you can tell him from me... Man United haven’t won this title yet, and I’d love it if we beat them....Love it"
Toon_NoMatterWotAlan Shearer - "I would play in any number shirt for Newcastle United, but the No 9 at Newcastle is something very special"
Toon_NoMatterWotLiam O'Brien - We've upped our training levels dramatically, We now do 20 laps of Mickey Quinn.
Toon_NoMatterWotSir Bobby - “Maybe not goodbye, but farewell.”
Toon_NoMatterWotSir Bobby - "People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant."
Toon_NoMatterWotAlan Pardew 23/4/2011 “The most important thing is we build on this year and start challenging for trophies as soon as we can.”
Toon_NoMatterWotSir Laz - 'Watch out for them perves!'
Toon_NoMatterWotSir Laz - Cannot beat playing in the hole,my favourite position that!
Toon_NoMatterWotTrueLatic4Eva - 'Nothing finer than the feel of a blokes arse cheeks sat on yer head!'
ken_nufcSir Bobby "I'm not going to look beyond the semi-final - but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.”
ken_nufcSir Bobby - “Their football was exceptionally good - and they played some good football.”
Toon_NoMatterWotCameron NUFC on Pardew's FA Cup campaign. I do, i want to see us win a trophy in my lifetime, so i hope Pards is taking the fucking thing seriously.
Toon_NoMatterWotOld Leazes to Latic - 'How much will you charge me to haunt a house you tedious, whore marrying, nobody?'
Toon_NoMatterWotChief Brody to TNMW - Ooh you fucking pendant you !!! ...aye pendant that's what I said !!!
Toon_NoMatterWotKeggy Keegal on Pardew saying we 'rebooted' - yeah we rebooted then Carver pressed Ctrl, Alt, Delete brought the task manager up and we could see Colo was using too much ram , so we ended the process and erm we're unlucky not to get something