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TrueLatic - The real me (World Exclusive)
30 July 2010 21:42 Post ID: #12783 - in reply to #8029
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30 July 2010 21:45 Post ID: #12785 - in reply to #8029
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30 July 2010 21:47 Post ID: #12787 - in reply to #8029
according to his profile, he was online yesterday.

so either he's bored in russia or he's a lying bastard (as if we didnt know that already)
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31 July 2010 15:06 Post ID: #12951 - in reply to #8029
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What role-playing scenes do you fantasize about?

Pupil/Teacher


Horrible cunt that he is. I bet he loves to prey on young girls outside school gates.
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04 August 2010 21:14 Post ID: #14869 - in reply to #8029
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Bumpety fucking bump!

You've missed what most secret agents woudn't T'Clit.

You've been compromised MATEY!
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04 August 2010 21:18 Post ID: #14871 - in reply to #8029
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He fucking wishes he could be compromised but the sad cunt cant find anyone who wants to touch him what a sad cunt perhaps he should www.compromisemeiamasadcuntwholiveswithmyparentsandfucksdolls.com.
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04 August 2010 21:27 Post ID: #14874 - in reply to #8029
here's a snippet from his profile portfolio

TRUELATIC PROFILE INTRODUCTION

Mid-life, not crisis, as I am not unhappy - but looking to spice things up a little. Eye candy at the gym only goes so far ! Sometimes you want to taste things too.

My Ideal Person: I would like to meet a woman as im sick of the blow up kind- lets be clear on that ! - that is looking for someone to be interested in her and is interested in herself. She should be looking for someone to be attentive when in her company - tactile - is a must, and enjoy kissing passionatley. I have done a lifetime of plastic and want someone to know how I feel about them when we kiss.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I love a woman in a suit and having worked in a bank call centre
have been surrounded by them. Going to lunch one day I am
sharing a lift with a female colleague to a seperate floor
when it breaks down. Its the height of summer and really
hot. She is early seventies and very attractive - nice figure
and dresses well - today she is wearing a white top - not shear
but not far off it and the most delightful lace girdle I have
ever see - just slightly more than half cup. Its so warm as
we chat to pass the time she starts playing with her buttons
and unfastens the one just above her belly warmers - in doing
so she notices me watching her fingers attentively. Were
you looking at my hip replacement she asks - putting me on the spot. Having
been caught what can I do - Yes I was - I would apologise but
it looks fantastic. She is somewhat taken aback at my honesty
and blushes - whilst fingering the next button up. Perhaps
you would like to see some more she says - undoing it and crossing
the lift to me. I am shocked but not going to pass this up !!
As she approached my hand goes to her waist and pulls her
to me, our lips meeting as we kiss passionately. My hand
slips inside her blouse reaching longingly for the inside
of her cup - her excited wrinkled nipple. As it touches her she gasps
taking in a short breath showing her excitement. I leave
her lips and kiss her neck my hands busy on her lovely body.
She unfastens her blouse further and pushes me onto my knees
looking down into my eyes with suggestive looks, her own
hands reach to her hips and raise her skirt. Her big knickers
matching her figure are revealed and she takes my hair forcefully
and pushes my face in between her thighs. I can smell her
excitement and my hand leaves her breast and pulls down
her knickers. My lips meet her lips again, my tongue flicking
as she opens her thighs slightly at first, then wider to
accommodate me. Her breathing is deep and fast as she squeezes
her own breasts, just then avoice comes over the intercom
into the lift - a fireman - OK we'll have you out in a couple
of minutes - DAMN !!!!!!!!!
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04 August 2010 21:37 Post ID: #14876 - in reply to #8029
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Even I heard that pin drop!
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05 August 2010 09:07 Post ID: #14949 - in reply to #8029
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Ker BUMP
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05 August 2010 16:21 Post ID: #15076 - in reply to #8029
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05 August 2010 16:23 Post ID: #15077 - in reply to #8029
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Aye keep it up there lol
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05 August 2010 20:56 Post ID: #15142 - in reply to #8029
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bb..bump
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06 August 2010 20:29 Post ID: #15423 - in reply to #8029
just in case, latic wants quicker access to his dating stuff.

the links at the top mate
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08 August 2010 20:59 Post ID: #16323 - in reply to #8029
a big hhooooooooffffff
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09 August 2010 15:37 Post ID: #16601 - in reply to #8029
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ZING!
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11 August 2010 08:43 Post ID: #17448 - in reply to #8029
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Hoof
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11 August 2010 14:37 Post ID: #17688 - in reply to #8029
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KERPOW!!!
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11 August 2010 14:39 Post ID: #17692 - in reply to #8029
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My name is Latex and i am a cunt.
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11 August 2010 17:21 Post ID: #17799 - in reply to #8029
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SHAZAM!
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11 August 2010 17:28 Post ID: #17802 - in reply to #8029
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
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11 August 2010 17:30 Post ID: #17804 - in reply to #8029
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BIFF!!!!!!
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13 August 2010 19:54 Post ID: #19092 - in reply to #8029
ill hoooofffff this for any new users
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13 August 2010 19:56 Post ID: #19097 - in reply to #8029
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Kaaappowwww good night Latex.
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13 August 2010 19:56 Post ID: #19099 - in reply to #8029
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I'll watch closely to watch the numbers shoot down now...
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13 August 2010 19:57 Post ID: #19101 - in reply to #19099
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poisoned_monkey - 13/8/2010 19:56

I'll watch closely to watch the numbers shoot down now...


like a stone
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14 August 2010 19:06 Post ID: #19748 - in reply to #8029
buuuuummmmmmmpp. for DK and anyone else who needs to know about the real latic
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14 August 2010 19:27 Post ID: #19755 - in reply to #8029
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Am I just a tit? I can't find him saying he uses rubber dolls anywhere. It's still very funny mind!
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14 August 2010 19:35 Post ID: #19759 - in reply to #19755
DannyKelly'sGstring - 14/8/2010 19:27

Am I just a tit? I can't find him saying he uses rubber dolls anywhere. It's still very funny mind!
its a long story and he's been here for a while...years. but im sure some on here will give you the full rundown.
in fact someone like mick, can tell you in better detail
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14 August 2010 19:40 Post ID: #19762 - in reply to #8029
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POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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18 August 2010 10:43 Post ID: #22343 - in reply to #8029
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Zing
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18 August 2010 13:21 Post ID: #22453 - in reply to #8029
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HOOF!
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18 November 2011 14:41 Post ID: #221165 - in reply to #8029
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Just a temporary move for a little bit of Friday light humour..
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18 November 2011 14:46 Post ID: #221166 - in reply to #8029
Obviously this was real because latex removed the pic of him in his undercrackers not long after....
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18 November 2011 14:50 Post ID: #221169 - in reply to #8029
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Still its funny when he admits to his real job....

http://search.catflaporama.com/post/browse/527637795
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18 November 2011 14:52 Post ID: #221170 - in reply to #8029
Hahahaha.. A bog cleaner??
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18 November 2011 15:07 Post ID: #221171 - in reply to #221170
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Thought it was only fair it should be brought to everyones attention
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18 November 2011 15:09 Post ID: #221172 - in reply to #8029
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Don't you buggers go upsetting my Pal Lax. :)
I can picture him now taking his anger out on his stable lads, careful Lax there are new reg's regarding use of the whip.
He He He..
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18 November 2011 15:28 Post ID: #221175 - in reply to #8029
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doesn't seem like over a year ago like


how long we been on vital now?
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18 November 2011 15:31 Post ID: #221176 - in reply to #8029
End of June last year.
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18 November 2011 15:33 Post ID: #221178 - in reply to #8029
Some obsessed fuckers on ere,.....I could get you fuckers done for that shit!
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