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Posted 15/12/2010 14:36
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ben we ARe talking about the cable that comes from the ariel on your roof arent we, please god let him say yes
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Posted 15/12/2010 14:41
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call the rac ben they will bring you out a replacement ariel that will plug straight in

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Posted 15/12/2010 15:03
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mrtoon - 15/12/2010 14:41

call the rac ben they will bring you out a replacement ariel that will plug straight in



aye, then they will try to sell you a battery you dont need for £80
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:07
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Ben, make sure they don't use No-nails.
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:15
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steekiebrown - 15/12/2010 13:59

Right,Ben. First things first. Do you have a Vagina?




I thought the same thing steeks.

also could you not just expose the copper wire ben and just ram it into the tv aerial hole? used to work for me in the 70's

If you're still stuck ben , ill get the bairn to come and have a look for you but you'll have to wait until he finishes nursery
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:26
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Think he is winding us up and has fucked off to the pub.Or gone hunting for male coaxials
Seems simple to me cut the outer cable back expose the copper wire and rescrew back into tv :15:

Edited by mountie 15/12/2010 15:28
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:27
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I hope this tino stupidity isnt catching....
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:28
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mountie - don't you start.

He's lost the connecting adapter. He's obviously pulled the cable flush out of the adapter, which he's left plugged in the TV, which he then threw out.
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:29
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:31
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bowburnmag - 15/12/2010 15:28

mountie - don't you start.

He's lost the connecting adapter. He's obviously pulled the cable flush out of the adapter, which he's left plugged in the TV, which he then threw out.


Probably rummaging through his skip as we speak,,,,,tight git
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:31
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I used to have my bare cable just bent at an angle and hooked into the slot for ages, to be fair.


Worked with the tv as well...
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:35
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:36
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MallorcaMag - 15/12/2010 15:35



Thats it he's stuck....BEN.....BENNNN!!
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:38
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Posted 15/12/2010 15:42
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Posted 15/12/2010 18:28
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honestly, i believe him, the young lads we get at work are the same, one kept dropping a screw he was ting to screw into a wall and after watching him noticed he was unscrewing....
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Posted 15/12/2010 19:17
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you reckon ben sits around and wonders what that beeping noise is when smoke alarm batteries need changing?

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Posted 15/12/2010 20:02
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I hope Ben's fixed me telly
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Posted 15/12/2010 21:07
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All sorted lads.I'm usually spot on at that type of stuff like just didn't have a clue what a needed to do there like.
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Posted 15/12/2010 21:25
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You payed someone to come and fix it didn't ya??
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Posted 15/12/2010 21:39
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Nar mate just put the wire thing into the tv and orders a new cable thing for it to go in off Amazon for £2..Happy days ey.
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Posted 15/12/2010 21:45
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Cheers Ben, I've had a tough old few weeks. You cheered me right up pal.
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Posted 15/12/2010 21:59
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dont know what delivery charge amazon do but for £3.97 you could have got 2 at tesco.

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Posted 15/12/2010 22:28
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Al sleep well tonight Ben now that you're sorted, lol. There was some feedback mind for your request.
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Posted 15/12/2010 22:56
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Maybe try fixing the tele before hitting the ale.
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Posted 12/12/2011 12:39
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Scroll back to the beginning - reminder of happier times with BBM.
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Posted 12/12/2011 12:54
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Nice one, Mallorca.
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Posted 12/12/2011 13:16
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I missed this thread originally... BBM at his best. You can just feel his exasperation!
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Posted 12/12/2011 13:25
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Thats him in a nutshell.

Well done MM.
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Posted 12/12/2011 20:10
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Aye nice bump Mallorca although I was hoping this thread had been forgotten about!

Quality thread though that makes me look like a complete idiot but BBM made it funny.

Quite spooky that's it's nearly a year ago to the day.
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Posted 12/12/2011 20:14
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I was laughing and misty eyed reading this again.
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Posted 12/12/2011 20:14
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Yes Mallorca you won't hear me moaning about you trawling through old posts on this occasion good work.
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Posted 12/12/2011 22:08
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oh my god. this is the most technical thread i've ever seen on here. I must say those connectors look very cheap though...not very standard over here anymore if you want some quality television. Nevermind though. Don't even think about replacing!!
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Posted 21/1/2013 15:33
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To celebrate the return of Ben, ive been requested to show some of his 'finest' moments.

Some of them in this thread.
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Posted 21/1/2013 15:43
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Nothing to see here fellas, move along.
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Posted 21/1/2013 15:45
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brilliant! what a day for the board the return of such a legend haha
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Posted 21/1/2013 17:37
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That thread always makes me smile ............haha
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Posted 21/1/2013 18:29
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poor ben
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Posted 22/1/2013 13:03
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hope he never has to fix a leaky radiator
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