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Tv technical help needed
15 December 2010 14:36 Post ID: #85022 - in reply to #84867
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ben we ARe talking about the cable that comes from the ariel on your roof arent we, please god let him say yes
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15 December 2010 14:41 Post ID: #85026 - in reply to #84867
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call the rac ben they will bring you out a replacement ariel that will plug straight in

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15 December 2010 15:03 Post ID: #85036 - in reply to #85026
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mrtoon - 15/12/2010 14:41

call the rac ben they will bring you out a replacement ariel that will plug straight in



aye, then they will try to sell you a battery you dont need for £80
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15 December 2010 15:07 Post ID: #85039 - in reply to #84867
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Ben, make sure they don't use No-nails.
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15 December 2010 15:15 Post ID: #85042 - in reply to #85000
steekiebrown - 15/12/2010 13:59

Right,Ben. First things first. Do you have a Vagina?




I thought the same thing steeks.

also could you not just expose the copper wire ben and just ram it into the tv aerial hole? used to work for me in the 70's

If you're still stuck ben , ill get the bairn to come and have a look for you but you'll have to wait until he finishes nursery
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15 December 2010 15:26 Post ID: #85049 - in reply to #84867
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Think he is winding us up and has fucked off to the pub.Or gone hunting for male coaxials
Seems simple to me cut the outer cable back expose the copper wire and rescrew back into tv :15:

Edited by mountie 15/12/2010 15:28
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15 December 2010 15:27 Post ID: #85051 - in reply to #84867
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I hope this tino stupidity isnt catching....
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15 December 2010 15:28 Post ID: #85052 - in reply to #84867
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mountie - don't you start.

He's lost the connecting adapter. He's obviously pulled the cable flush out of the adapter, which he's left plugged in the TV, which he then threw out.
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15 December 2010 15:29 Post ID: #85055 - in reply to #85051
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15 December 2010 15:31 Post ID: #85056 - in reply to #85052
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bowburnmag - 15/12/2010 15:28

mountie - don't you start.

He's lost the connecting adapter. He's obviously pulled the cable flush out of the adapter, which he's left plugged in the TV, which he then threw out.


Probably rummaging through his skip as we speak,,,,,tight git
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15 December 2010 15:31 Post ID: #85059 - in reply to #84867
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I used to have my bare cable just bent at an angle and hooked into the slot for ages, to be fair.


Worked with the tv as well...
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15 December 2010 15:35 Post ID: #85065 - in reply to #84867
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15 December 2010 15:36 Post ID: #85066 - in reply to #85065
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MallorcaMag - 15/12/2010 15:35



Thats it he's stuck....BEN.....BENNNN!!
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15 December 2010 15:38 Post ID: #85068 - in reply to #84867
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15 December 2010 15:42 Post ID: #85070 - in reply to #85068
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15 December 2010 18:28 Post ID: #85108 - in reply to #84867
honestly, i believe him, the young lads we get at work are the same, one kept dropping a screw he was ting to screw into a wall and after watching him noticed he was unscrewing....
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15 December 2010 19:17 Post ID: #85112 - in reply to #84867
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you reckon ben sits around and wonders what that beeping noise is when smoke alarm batteries need changing?

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15 December 2010 20:02 Post ID: #85115 - in reply to #84867
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I hope Ben's fixed me telly
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15 December 2010 21:07 Post ID: #85132 - in reply to #84867
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All sorted lads.I'm usually spot on at that type of stuff like just didn't have a clue what a needed to do there like.
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15 December 2010 21:25 Post ID: #85134 - in reply to #84867
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You payed someone to come and fix it didn't ya??
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15 December 2010 21:39 Post ID: #85136 - in reply to #84867
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Nar mate just put the wire thing into the tv and orders a new cable thing for it to go in off Amazon for £2..Happy days ey.
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15 December 2010 21:45 Post ID: #85137 - in reply to #84867
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Cheers Ben, I've had a tough old few weeks. You cheered me right up pal.
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15 December 2010 21:59 Post ID: #85140 - in reply to #84867
dont know what delivery charge amazon do but for £3.97 you could have got 2 at tesco.

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15 December 2010 22:28 Post ID: #85146 - in reply to #84867
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Al sleep well tonight Ben now that you're sorted, lol. There was some feedback mind for your request.
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15 December 2010 22:56 Post ID: #85155 - in reply to #84867
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Maybe try fixing the tele before hitting the ale.
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12 December 2011 12:39 Post ID: #230344 - in reply to #84867
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Scroll back to the beginning - reminder of happier times with BBM.
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12 December 2011 12:54 Post ID: #230352 - in reply to #84867
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Nice one, Mallorca.
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12 December 2011 13:16 Post ID: #230359 - in reply to #84867
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I missed this thread originally... BBM at his best. You can just feel his exasperation!
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12 December 2011 13:25 Post ID: #230360 - in reply to #230359
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Thats him in a nutshell.

Well done MM.
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12 December 2011 20:10 Post ID: #230424 - in reply to #84867
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Aye nice bump Mallorca although I was hoping this thread had been forgotten about!

Quality thread though that makes me look like a complete idiot but BBM made it funny.

Quite spooky that's it's nearly a year ago to the day.
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12 December 2011 20:14 Post ID: #230428 - in reply to #84867
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I was laughing and misty eyed reading this again.
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12 December 2011 20:14 Post ID: #230429 - in reply to #84867
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Yes Mallorca you won't hear me moaning about you trawling through old posts on this occasion good work.
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12 December 2011 22:08 Post ID: #230515 - in reply to #84867
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oh my god. this is the most technical thread i've ever seen on here. I must say those connectors look very cheap though...not very standard over here anymore if you want some quality television. Nevermind though. Don't even think about replacing!!
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21 January 2013 15:33 Post ID: #335605 - in reply to #84867
To celebrate the return of Ben, ive been requested to show some of his 'finest' moments.

Some of them in this thread.
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21 January 2013 15:43 Post ID: #335606 - in reply to #84867
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Nothing to see here fellas, move along.
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21 January 2013 15:45 Post ID: #335607 - in reply to #84867
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brilliant! what a day for the board the return of such a legend haha
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21 January 2013 17:37 Post ID: #335642 - in reply to #84867
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That thread always makes me smile ............haha
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21 January 2013 18:29 Post ID: #335649 - in reply to #84867
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poor ben
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22 January 2013 13:03 Post ID: #335898 - in reply to #84867
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hope he never has to fix a leaky radiator
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