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01 April 2011 22:10 Post ID: #130234 - in reply to #77909
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55. We was trying our best but we's just couldnt remember
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01 April 2011 22:14 Post ID: #130236 - in reply to #77909
56. The players wives would find Jol too ugly (or too heavy) to get up to no good...
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01 April 2011 22:19 Post ID: #130239 - in reply to #130234
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poisoned_monkey - 1/4/2011 22:10

55. We was trying our best but we's just couldnt remember


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01 April 2011 22:19 Post ID: #130240 - in reply to #77909
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57. He'd praise the youngsters not suggest they need a few sessions on the sunbed
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01 April 2011 22:21 Post ID: #130241 - in reply to #77909
58. You cannot make a dodgy annoying nickname out of Jol.
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01 April 2011 22:27 Post ID: #130244 - in reply to #77909
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59.lee ryder probably wouldnt want to shag him
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01 April 2011 22:33 Post ID: #130246 - in reply to #77909
60. Jol would wear the full kit under a long coat.
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01 April 2011 22:56 Post ID: #130251 - in reply to #77909
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61. He blows a cracking snot spray.

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03 May 2011 21:26 Post ID: #144780 - in reply to #130251
This has to bumped due to our impending takeover plus the resignation of Alvin....
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03 May 2011 21:29 Post ID: #144784 - in reply to #77909
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Fucking hell, this thread won't die! lol
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03 May 2011 22:00 Post ID: #144797 - in reply to #77909
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No 62.
He can make subs with more than 40 seconds to go
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03 May 2011 22:10 Post ID: #144801 - in reply to #77909
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No 63

He wouldn't produce the del boy french phrase book statements in after match interviews, especially after a hammering.
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03 May 2011 22:52 Post ID: #144818 - in reply to #77909
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No 64 He can string 3 words together without saying ummhhh urgghh errrr
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03 May 2011 22:56 Post ID: #144820 - in reply to #144818
poisoned_monkey - 3/5/2011 22:52

No 64 He can string 3 words together without saying ummhhh urgghh errrr


Although, its not been confirmed that in fact Pardew is half dutch.

The English translation for those words being...ummhh urgghh er!!
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03 May 2011 23:43 Post ID: #144834 - in reply to #77909
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65.Has a better Dutch accent than Steve Mclaren
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03 May 2011 23:55 Post ID: #144837 - in reply to #77909
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66. Looks like he could kill Lame arse, Fat Cunt and Pardew
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04 May 2011 09:39 Post ID: #144873 - in reply to #77909
67. He wouldn't bullshit us with which transfers he was gonna do before buying no-one or saying that time was against him..
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04 May 2011 09:52 Post ID: #144879 - in reply to #77909
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seriously what's with the numbers thing? I haven't got the time or effort to trawl through the pages of this muckle thread to find out
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04 May 2011 09:54 Post ID: #144880 - in reply to #77909
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68. His brother is called Cock - (short for Cornelius)
Cock Jol what a fookin tremendous name
I wish I had a brother called Cock
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04 May 2011 09:58 Post ID: #144883 - in reply to #144880
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MallorcaMag - 4/5/2011 09:54

68. His brother is called Cock - (short for Cornelius)
Cock Jol what a fookin tremendous name
I wish I had a brother called Cock


Wouldn't that have been a bit confusing for you growing up? both of you with the same name
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04 May 2011 10:16 Post ID: #144897 - in reply to #77909
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lol SPB
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07 June 2011 09:17 Post ID: #159317 - in reply to #77909
He's been confirmed as Fulham manger, so we'll have to wait a bit longer...
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07 June 2011 09:39 Post ID: #159339 - in reply to #77909
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No 69 Nobody lasts long at Fulham.
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07 June 2011 09:41 Post ID: #159341 - in reply to #159339
steekiebrown - 7/6/2011 09:39

No 69

Nobody lasts long at Fulham.
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15 February 2012 12:41 Post ID: #255823 - in reply to #77909
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He'd definitely play Ben Arfa
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15 February 2012 19:58 Post ID: #256037 - in reply to #255823
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He'd definetly not play Perch
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15 February 2012 23:42 Post ID: #256143 - in reply to #77909
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He'd go paintballing with no gear on.
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11 April 2012 15:29 Post ID: #270389 - in reply to #77909
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Shifted back as its well worth a chuckle at now considering our views of Pardeux at the time.
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11 April 2012 17:46 Post ID: #270442 - in reply to #79348
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st-pardews-basin - 7/12/2010 16:44

I think if we're commited enough we can make this thread a TOTT record.
It might be a bit of an anti climax once Pardew is unveiled as manager like


Mystic pedro it seems!
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11 April 2012 22:34 Post ID: #270549 - in reply to #77909
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Feck me, this would have to be one of the most drawn out threads I have seen on here! Kicked off in December 2010, it still has a pulse
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14 January 2013 10:13 Post ID: #332706 - in reply to #77909
Jol was 10/1 for the next premier league manager sacked last week. he's now dropped to 3/1.

Mmmm the thread isn't dead yet.
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14 January 2013 10:59 Post ID: #332711 - in reply to #77909
I've been watching this on oddschecker these past few weeks and the odds are all over the place for some managers. Pardew was as low as 9/2 late last week but he's now drifted out again. The one constant seems to be Lambert - and strangely - Adkins never seems to be far away. I think if saints got rid of Adkins, they would sink like a stone.
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14 January 2013 11:32 Post ID: #332723 - in reply to #77909
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No 73 He'd make for an excellent parody twitter account.
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14 January 2013 13:14 Post ID: #332766 - in reply to #332711
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taffontyne - 14/1/2013 10:59

I've been watching this on oddschecker these past few weeks and the odds are all over the place for some managers. Pardew was as low as 9/2 late last week but he's now drifted out again. The one constant seems to be Lambert - and strangely - Adkins never seems to be far away. I think if saints got rid of Adkins, they would sink like a stone.


Concurred, while saints are struggling, they've hardly been whipping boys. Adkins may well keep them up. The bookies are unsure what to make of pardew, any other manager would have been sacked off the back of our run but his contact has kept him "safe", but at the same time they know what we all do that ashley will protect his investment and will pull the trigger if he deems it necessary. hence the fluctuation in the odds
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