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Martin Jol
21 January 2011 19:43 Post ID: #101905 - in reply to #101902
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poisoned_monkey - 21/1/2011 19:40

Number 48



he can say Newcastle not newcarstle


Unlike Tino
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21 January 2011 19:44 Post ID: #101906 - in reply to #101902
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poisoned_monkey - 21/1/2011 19:40

Number 48



he can say Newcastle not newcarstle


nucarsuw
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21 January 2011 19:45 Post ID: #101907 - in reply to #77909
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is it bbms birthdya or something?
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21 January 2011 19:48 Post ID: #101908 - in reply to #77909
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What makes you ask?
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21 January 2011 19:50 Post ID: #101909 - in reply to #77909
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is Jol our new manager? Has Alvin been a nasty dream? Stevenage too?
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21 January 2011 19:50 Post ID: #101910 - in reply to #77909
*Awaits Sunday NOTW exclusive stating that the toon have Martin Jol lined up for the summer if pardew cocks up....



They all read this forum, so watch this space
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21 January 2011 19:57 Post ID: #101912 - in reply to #77909
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21 January 2011 21:06 Post ID: #101957 - in reply to #77909
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Number 50

he'd take the blame when we lost & credit the team when they win
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21 January 2011 21:19 Post ID: #101973 - in reply to #77909
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Number 51

He's not Alvin Perdaw.
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21 January 2011 21:28 Post ID: #101980 - in reply to #77909
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He holds the dutch jagerbomb record of 56 in one hour
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21 January 2011 21:31 Post ID: #101982 - in reply to #77909
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Number 53

He once beat fat sam in a steak eating competition by eating a cows head and feet.
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21 January 2011 21:55 Post ID: #102000 - in reply to #101980
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poisoned_monkey - 21/1/2011 21:28

He holds the dutch jagerbomb record of 56 in one hour


I might know someone who could give him a run for his money
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21 January 2011 23:10 Post ID: #102042 - in reply to #77909
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Number 51

he'd have a relaxed approach to fans with gayish tendencies
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22 January 2011 03:13 Post ID: #102145 - in reply to #77909
Reserve Team
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Yes!
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01 February 2011 15:22 Post ID: #107415 - in reply to #77909
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If it's alright chaps i'm just going to hang about in this thread,its nice & warm & reminds me of the better times when we had hope & stuff.
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01 February 2011 15:25 Post ID: #107422 - in reply to #77909
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Caroll for England
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01 February 2011 15:26 Post ID: #107426 - in reply to #77909
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Number 52 - he would have resigned if Carroll was sold.

Probably.
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01 February 2011 15:27 Post ID: #107428 - in reply to #77909
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When Jol accepts and is given the massive transfer warchest as promised, who do you think he'll get in to partner Caroll up front?

discuss..
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01 February 2011 15:31 Post ID: #107437 - in reply to #77909
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Luis Suarez?
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01 February 2011 15:33 Post ID: #107441 - in reply to #77909
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Bendtner?
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01 February 2011 15:37 Post ID: #107445 - in reply to #107437
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steekiebrown - 1/2/2011 15:31

Luis Suarez?


good call, Ajax connections.
I can see it now
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01 February 2011 15:38 Post ID: #107449 - in reply to #77909
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That strike force together would be worth at least what? 15m?
I can see Dowie and Cascarino salavating over the prospect of that SSN for a good three or four hours

Edited by st-pedros-basin 1/2/2011 15:41
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01 February 2011 15:43 Post ID: #107456 - in reply to #77909
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Ian Dowies having a Bromance with Demba Ba allegedly.
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01 February 2011 15:43 Post ID: #107457 - in reply to #77909
This is great news this about Jol, I just hope we dont go and appoint some cunt like Alan Pardew.
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01 February 2011 15:44 Post ID: #107458 - in reply to #107441
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poisoned_monkey - 1/2/2011 15:33

Bendtner?


Nah he's Danish. Danes are basically Germans without the bottle to say so.
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01 February 2011 15:46 Post ID: #107461 - in reply to #107449
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st-pedros-basin - 1/2/2011 15:38

That strike force together would be worth at least what? 15m?
I can see Dowie and Cascarino salavating over the prospect of that SSN for a good three or four hours


Like Nonces with a birds eye view of Toys R Us on a summer sunday afternoon?
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01 February 2011 15:49 Post ID: #107464 - in reply to #107457
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El Toro - 1/2/2011 15:43

This is great news this about Jol, I just hope we dont go and appoint some cunt like Alan Pardew.


As fuckin if
The club has already said we're after a manger with more experience
You talk some shit Tino
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01 February 2011 15:53 Post ID: #107465 - in reply to #77909
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Alan Pardew

Dont make me fucking laugh,he thinks Carlton Coles a proper striker.
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01 February 2011 23:04 Post ID: #107784 - in reply to #77909
So is it confirmed yet? Carroll has just signed a new deal and is NOT FOR SALE!!!
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01 February 2011 23:26 Post ID: #107806 - in reply to #107784
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El Toro - 1/2/2011 23:04

So is it confirmed yet? Carroll has just signed a new deal and is NOT FOR SALE!!!


get in, Jol will build a team around our talismanic no9 for years to come.
He's ours and he's going nowhere.
Even if some club come in with a ridiculously over priced offer, I don't know, something like 15, 18m. They can still fuck right off
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01 February 2011 23:27 Post ID: #107808 - in reply to #107465
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poisoned_monkey - 1/2/2011 15:53

Alan Pardew

Dont make me fucking laugh,he thinks Carlton Coles a proper striker.


he'd probably sell Caroll, and get Ricky Lambert in or sometheing. the uselesss fucker. Where is he on the dole? he'll probably end up at the mackems one day. He's that shit
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01 February 2011 23:30 Post ID: #107810 - in reply to #107806
st-pedros-basin - 1/2/2011 23:26

El Toro - 1/2/2011 23:04

So is it confirmed yet? Carroll has just signed a new deal and is NOT FOR SALE!!!


get in, Jol will build a team around our talismanic no9 for years to come.
He's ours and he's going nowhere.
Even if some club come in with a ridiculously over priced offer, I don't know, something like 15, 18m. They can still fuck right off


No we wont sell him in January for sure, not even on the last day like we have done in the past with other players, that would be a huge mistake. Plus Carroll has said he is staying anyway so we have got fuck all to worry about!
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01 April 2011 12:59 Post ID: #130068 - in reply to #77909
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Bumping this for the poll

Another pearl of El toro wisdom....
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01 April 2011 17:05 Post ID: #130167 - in reply to #77909
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After a couple of beers, this is even funnier.

Fucking minefield putting an opinion in black and white.
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01 April 2011 19:21 Post ID: #130178 - in reply to #77909
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Been a canny shite week but going over this has had me laughing out loud
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01 April 2011 20:01 Post ID: #130190 - in reply to #77909
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Interesting that 15m or 18m was seen as a ridiculously overpriced offer!
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01 April 2011 20:34 Post ID: #130197 - in reply to #77909
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Couple of actual belly laughs in here. Quality.
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01 April 2011 20:43 Post ID: #130198 - in reply to #77909
Im half expecting a Martin Jol for the toon rumour to appear (courtesy of wor Lee) in the ronny gill very soon... after his love in with the pardmeister ends.
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01 April 2011 21:16 Post ID: #130212 - in reply to #77909
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I cant even remember what number we're up to anymore!
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01 April 2011 21:28 Post ID: #130215 - in reply to #77909
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54. How could you forget that?!
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