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Martin Jol
07 December 2010 14:22 Post ID: #79185 - in reply to #79184
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Had a dutch football expert on Talksport before there & he seemed to suggest its more than likely he'll end up here.
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07 December 2010 14:31 Post ID: #79196 - in reply to #77909
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I want Mourinho
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07 December 2010 14:36 Post ID: #79202 - in reply to #77909
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Mourinho would get sacked for only being 10 points clear in the league by xmas.
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07 December 2010 14:38 Post ID: #79203 - in reply to #77909
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I think he should do it for Bobby, ungrateful little portugeses glorified translator that he is

Edited by st-pedros-basin 7/12/2010 14:40
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07 December 2010 14:40 Post ID: #79205 - in reply to #77909
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Maybe so, but would be worth having mourinho here just because he would tell it to the cameras how it is. Hughton may have been dignified and credit to him, mourinho wouldn't take Ashley's shit lying down, he'd probably grab a microphone go on the pitch and publicly call Ashley out
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07 December 2010 14:40 Post ID: #79206 - in reply to #77909
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He always said he had unfinished business in the pl.Maybe he could turn ameobi into a footballer.
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07 December 2010 14:41 Post ID: #79207 - in reply to #79206
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poisoned_monkey - 7/12/2010 14:40

He always said he had unfinished business in the pl.Maybe he could turn ameobi into a footballer.


fuckin hell mate, I know he's the special one. but he's not fucking wizbit
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07 December 2010 14:43 Post ID: #79210 - in reply to #79207
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st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:41

poisoned_monkey - 7/12/2010 14:40

He always said he had unfinished business in the pl.Maybe he could turn ameobi into a footballer.


fuckin hell mate, I know he's the special one. but he's not fucking wizbit


He likes a challenge,none bigger than that.
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07 December 2010 14:44 Post ID: #79212 - in reply to #77909
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I dunno PM, turning Perch into a decent full back would probably count as a bigger challenge
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07 December 2010 14:44 Post ID: #79214 - in reply to #79196
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st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:31

I want Mourinho


I want to get stuck up Bryonce Knowles but thats probably not gonna happen either.
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07 December 2010 14:46 Post ID: #79215 - in reply to #77909
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Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?

Edited by st-pedros-basin 7/12/2010 14:47
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07 December 2010 14:47 Post ID: #79216 - in reply to #79215
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st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:46

Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?


Dunno,my knowledge of her stops at knowing she has a great arse and tits.
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07 December 2010 14:49 Post ID: #79217 - in reply to #79212
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Toon_Demon - 7/12/2010 14:44

I dunno PM, turning Perch into a decent full back would probably count as a bigger challenge


Perch,Best & Ameobi just think what he could turn them into.

Imagine his face on the training ground when he sees them roll up,he'd think they had their boots on the wrong feet
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07 December 2010 14:49 Post ID: #79218 - in reply to #79216
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steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:47

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:46

Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?


Dunno,my knowledge of her stops at knowing she has a great arse and tits.


Bryonce or Beyonce?
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07 December 2010 14:54 Post ID: #79222 - in reply to #79217
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poisoned_monkey - 7/12/2010 14:49

Imagine his face on the training ground when he sees them roll up,he'd think they had their boots on the wrong feet


You might have just found the solution to our problems, they do have their boots on the wrong feet.

Are you applying for the job?
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07 December 2010 14:57 Post ID: #79223 - in reply to #79217
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poisoned_monkey - 7/12/2010 14:49

Toon_Demon - 7/12/2010 14:44

I dunno PM, turning Perch into a decent full back would probably count as a bigger challenge


Perch,Best & Ameobi just think what he could turn them into.

Imagine his face on the training ground when he sees them roll up,he'd think they had their boots on the wrong feet


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07 December 2010 14:58 Post ID: #79224 - in reply to #79218
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st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:49

steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:47

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:46

Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?


Dunno,my knowledge of her stops at knowing she has a great arse and tits.


Bryonce or Beyonce?


Beyonce,I don't know who the other one is.
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07 December 2010 14:59 Post ID: #79226 - in reply to #79224
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steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:58

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:49

steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:47

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:46

Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?


Dunno,my knowledge of her stops at knowing she has a great arse and tits.


Bryonce or Beyonce?


Beyonce,I don't know who the other one is.


You mentioned him
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07 December 2010 15:01 Post ID: #79227 - in reply to #79226
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st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:59

steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:58

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:49

steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:47

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:46

Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?


Dunno,my knowledge of her stops at knowing she has a great arse and tits.


Bryonce or Beyonce?


Beyonce,I don't know who the other one is.


You mentioned him


I did? I'm confused. Am I Tino? I'm going for a lie down.
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07 December 2010 15:03 Post ID: #79228 - in reply to #77909
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You SHOULD go for a lie down. Although in fairness, s-p-b was reaching a bit with that one.
It was like one of my jokes.
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07 December 2010 15:05 Post ID: #79229 - in reply to #77909
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I overdid like, must admit
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07 December 2010 15:05 Post ID: #79230 - in reply to #79227
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steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 15:01

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:59

steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:58

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:49

steekiebrown - 7/12/2010 14:47

st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 14:46

Is Bry Knowles Beyonces brother?


Dunno,my knowledge of her stops at knowing she has a great arse and tits.


Bryonce or Beyonce?


Beyonce,I don't know who the other one is.


You mentioned him


I did? I'm confused. Am I Tino? I'm going for a lie down.


Spellings to good for tino
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07 December 2010 15:06 Post ID: #79231 - in reply to #77909
You know in and around London they pronounce Beyonce as Bouncy.
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07 December 2010 15:08 Post ID: #79232 - in reply to #77909
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You know, in and around TOTT, that sort of patter is frowned upon.
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07 December 2010 15:10 Post ID: #79233 - in reply to #79232
bowburnmag - 7/12/2010 15:08

You know, in and around TOTT, that sort of patter is frowned upon.


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07 December 2010 15:48 Post ID: #79269 - in reply to #77909
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I've grown attached to this thread and I am just praying that someone like Jol could perhaps help cushion the blow. I'd hate to have to follow through my threat and sell my ticket if Pardew strolls into the hotseat.
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07 December 2010 15:49 Post ID: #79271 - in reply to #77909
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Pardew can fuck off and die
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07 December 2010 15:51 Post ID: #79273 - in reply to #77909
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and the other Alan, Curbishley same fuckin bloke anyway as far as I can see

Edited by st-pedros-basin 7/12/2010 15:52
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07 December 2010 15:53 Post ID: #79277 - in reply to #77909
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In fact any Alan should be barred from applying. He should narrow the criteria down to martins only
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07 December 2010 15:53 Post ID: #79278 - in reply to #77909
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The humour on this threads the only thing keeping me going.

Still chuckling at s-pb's wizbit line
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07 December 2010 15:54 Post ID: #79280 - in reply to #77909
Curbishley likes a mid table finish. I would love that this season.
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07 December 2010 15:55 Post ID: #79283 - in reply to #77909
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'Wizbit' made me chuckle as well.

This didn't...

'Dear Lord, Hoddle down to 16/1...'
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07 December 2010 15:55 Post ID: #79284 - in reply to #79280
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El Toro - 7/12/2010 15:54

Curbishley likes a mid table finish. I would love that this season.


The same finish Hughton just made
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07 December 2010 15:56 Post ID: #79286 - in reply to #77909
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Yeah, being 11th in the table currently and having played some fairly tough teams, and smashed our rivals, fuck knows how Hughton would have managed a midtable finish...
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07 December 2010 15:57 Post ID: #79288 - in reply to #79280
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El Toro - 7/12/2010 15:54

Curbishley likes a mid table finish. I would love that this season.


He also likes scraping survival on the last day of the season.

S-p-b's right they can both fuck off & die.
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07 December 2010 15:59 Post ID: #79289 - in reply to #77909
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Gary Fucking Megson

He should have higher odds than El Tino.
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07 December 2010 16:03 Post ID: #79293 - in reply to #77909
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remember the last lie? the 3000 word statement they made in the summer?
didn't they swear they were going to promote from within.
I can see them getting no one and Beardsley remaining caretaker until relegation is confirmed
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07 December 2010 16:04 Post ID: #79294 - in reply to #79286
bowburnmag - 7/12/2010 15:56

Yeah, being 11th in the table currently and having played some fairly tough teams, and smashed our rivals, fuck knows how Hughton would have managed a midtable finish...


With ease.
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07 December 2010 16:05 Post ID: #79296 - in reply to #79293
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st-pedros-basin - 7/12/2010 16:03

remember the last lie? the 3000 word statement they made in the summer?
didn't they swear they were going to promote from within.
I can see them getting no one and Beardsley remaining caretaker until relegation is confirmed


I've given up remembering their lies, although I do remember one from after that, "we are working on a new contract for Chris which we hope to give him in the New Year."
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07 December 2010 16:08 Post ID: #79300 - in reply to #77909
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I think the latest one is
"Regrettably the board now feels that an individual with more managerial experience is needed to take the club forward."
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