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21 November 2017 13:27 Post ID: #484867
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Now just trolls the board all day long with his boasts, lies and attacks on other people. Anyone who disagrees in any way is blocked (Ok we know they aren't really but bear with me). Now in any walk of real life an irritating little twat like that couldn't get away with it.

I remember once lads I drink with, solid lads, served their time on the Gallowgate back in the day. One of them brought an irritating little cunt, who reminded me of cockfan in the way he goes on, along to the pub on the way to the match. Yellow card within 20 mins and he didn't join us again. You don't need a gobshite like that hanging around man.

Can we not please get him off this board? Then the proper lads can get back to debating our club and the issues of the day. Otherwise numbers are just gonna keep dropping and Cock can talk to himself all day. As he does pretty much now I guess.

Sorry to be so disparaging about the kid, I don't like to be a bully, but I am on ignore so he cant read it (yeah right) so we are speaking in confidence.
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21 November 2017 13:32 Post ID: #484868 - in reply to #484867
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Can't read your shite, Cocktownfags.

For good reason - your as dull as dishwater.
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21 November 2017 13:34 Post ID: #484869 - in reply to #484867
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You’re* as thick as pig shit.

Don’t know why I’m bothering either, Crook, as I’m on ignore too. Just the like all but 4 members of the board.
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21 November 2017 13:46 Post ID: #484870 - in reply to #484867
crooktownmags - 21/11/2017 13:27

Now just trolls the board all day long with his boasts, lies and attacks on other people. Anyone who disagrees in any way is blocked (Ok we know they aren't really but bear with me). Now in any walk of real life an irritating little twat like that couldn't get away with it.

I remember once lads I drink with, solid lads, served their time on the Gallowgate back in the day. One of them brought an irritating little cunt, who reminded me of cockfan in the way he goes on, along to the pub on the way to the match. Yellow card within 20 mins and he didn't join us again. You don't need a gobshite like that hanging around man.

Can we not please get him off this board? Then the proper lads can get back to debating our club and the issues of the day. Otherwise numbers are just gonna keep dropping and Cock can talk to himself all day. As he does pretty much now I guess.

Sorry to be so disparaging about the kid, I don't like to be a bully, but I am on ignore so he cant read it (yeah right) so we are speaking in confidence.


Can't do that .

It's a forum, just because he's exploiting the weaknesses of forums or message boards doesn't mean that's reason to have him banned. Also who draws the line and where ? Lets say the board isn't ran by TNMW (always been a fair guy) could be my point of view being censored or removed or yours. Either don't play his game and don't reply to Robin or keep poking him with sticks whichever you prefer. I alternate between the two depending on my current whim. Sooner or later he'll disappear again for a little while. He has previously after making an even bigger cunt of himself than he is now. It's up to everyone to make sure decent content and debate is paramount.
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21 November 2017 14:05 Post ID: #484871 - in reply to #484867
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I like to poke him with sticks, its all he has in his life and i actually pity him so far be it from me to take away what he lives for.
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21 November 2017 14:06 Post ID: #484872 - in reply to #484867
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Oh look - keggy_keagal (is that how he really talks??), who NEVER has anything to add to debate on this forum, but, sees a post with reference to me.

Has to say something. WHAT a fucking surprise.

Like catnip to dickheads.

*pats the dullard on the heed. 'good little dog'.

**Seriously, is that how you talk? 'keggy keagal'???
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21 November 2017 14:07 Post ID: #484873 - in reply to #484867
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HAHA!

And in replying to 'keagal' (FFS!), the other numpty arrives.

Feeling mellow, Yellow?

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21 November 2017 14:08 Post ID: #484875 - in reply to #484867
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OM - did you marry that bird as she was the first one to let you sploff up inside her? I bet you did, you fat little scrote.

Make us a nice cuppa tea lad, hop along now and hurry up.
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21 November 2017 14:11 Post ID: #484876 - in reply to #484867
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He he you're on a roll today Robin did you not take some of your tablets, give your carer a shout before things turn messy. What does sploff mean is that another 60's reference Austin Powers
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21 November 2017 14:13 Post ID: #484877 - in reply to #484867
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21 November 2017 14:16 Post ID: #484878 - in reply to #484872
CuckFan - 21/11/2017 14:06

Oh look - keggy_keagal (is that how he really talks??), who NEVER has anything to add to debate on this forum, but, sees a post with reference to me.

Has to say something. WHAT a fucking surprise.

Like catnip to dickheads.

*pats the dullard on the heed. 'good little dog'.

**Seriously, is that how you talk? 'keggy keagal'???


You know how I talk Robin despite having blocked me. You've certainly been on here under previous guises, still fond of relaying what gay men do to each other whilst in bed with your girlfriend ? I post how I choose on what I choose. Whether you're here or not makes no difference though I must admit to enjoying showing you up occasionally. Do carry on.
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21 November 2017 14:24 Post ID: #484879 - in reply to #484878
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Give me strength.You said the other day you were 48.Fuck off.No 48yr old would come out with the childish shite you come out with.Go and have a word with yourself son.Its embarrassing now the way you act.Pick your toys up and do everyone a favour and fuck off.
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21 November 2017 14:25 Post ID: #484880 - in reply to #484867
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Do you know any other tricks, 'keggy_keagal' (FFS, still laughing at that name)?

Roll-over? Play dead? Beg at another persons whims? I bet you do, kk, I bet you have to beg all the time.
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21 November 2017 14:26 Post ID: #484881 - in reply to #484867
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Ah, Markylar. Build like a pipe-cleaner. Which is probably what he does!
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21 November 2017 14:37 Post ID: #484882 - in reply to #484870
keggy_keagal - 21/11/2017 13:46

crooktownmags - 21/11/2017 13:27

Now just trolls the board all day long with his boasts, lies and attacks on other people. Anyone who disagrees in any way is blocked (Ok we know they aren't really but bear with me). Now in any walk of real life an irritating little twat like that couldn't get away with it.

I remember once lads I drink with, solid lads, served their time on the Gallowgate back in the day. One of them brought an irritating little cunt, who reminded me of cockfan in the way he goes on, along to the pub on the way to the match. Yellow card within 20 mins and he didn't join us again. You don't need a gobshite like that hanging around man.

Can we not please get him off this board? Then the proper lads can get back to debating our club and the issues of the day. Otherwise numbers are just gonna keep dropping and Cock can talk to himself all day. As he does pretty much now I guess.

Sorry to be so disparaging about the kid, I don't like to be a bully, but I am on ignore so he cant read it (yeah right) so we are speaking in confidence.


Can't do that .

It's a forum, just because he's exploiting the weaknesses of forums or message boards doesn't mean that's reason to have him banned. Also who draws the line and where ? Lets say the board isn't ran by TNMW (always been a fair guy) could be my point of view being censored or removed or yours. Either don't play his game and don't reply to Robin or keep poking him with sticks whichever you prefer. I alternate between the two depending on my current whim. Sooner or later he'll disappear again for a little while. He has previously after making an even bigger cunt of himself than he is now. It's up to everyone to make sure decent content and debate is paramount.


Spot on Keggy. The same thought pattern as me.
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21 November 2017 14:57 Post ID: #484885 - in reply to #484867
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The boring, dull fucker, can put me on 'ignore' as well - it's not rocket science, you pathetic little whining mongrel (Cocktownfags) that is.




Edited by CuckFan 21/11/2017 14:59
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21 November 2017 15:01 Post ID: #484886 - in reply to #484880
CuckFan - 21/11/2017 14:25

Do you know any other tricks, 'keggy_keagal' (FFS, still laughing at that name)?

Roll-over? Play dead? Beg at another persons whims? I bet you do, kk, I bet you have to beg all the time.


You're just thrashing about because I've got you sussed Robin. Enough oxygen for you for now .
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21 November 2017 15:04 Post ID: #484887 - in reply to #484867
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By the way there keggy, you showed a good amount of maturity there - I was impressed.

One of these days you might be able to debate football, and I can see your posts again - whether I agree or otherwise depends on point-of-view - but if/once you show yourself capable of debate with such maturity rather than the constant barrage of bollocks and shit once someone else has a different opinion - then I too can discuss things.

By the way, you are multiple times, barking up the wrong tree. But carry on anyway.
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21 November 2017 17:24 Post ID: #484895 - in reply to #484867
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Ha ha maturity....... you couldnt make itup.
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21 November 2017 22:41 Post ID: #484916 - in reply to #484867
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Never argue with idots, they bring you down to their level and beat you on experience.
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21 November 2017 22:53 Post ID: #484917 - in reply to #484867
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Wow! Can we put this in the immature meltdown box?

48 year old and going on like that. Very strange.
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22 November 2017 21:07 Post ID: #484934 - in reply to #484867
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Is this cunt really 48 i thought it was trulaxative4eva, nevermind i sort of feel sorry for him as all he does all day is man-mark this forum, cockspam you need to tell your mam you dont need the ADHD pills anymore and handback that nissan nashquai we are all paying for.
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24 November 2017 16:28 Post ID: #485013 - in reply to #484867
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Unmasked! the real cock................

http://viz.co.uk/2014/11/07/aldridge-prior-hes-hopeless-liar/

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24 November 2017 16:40 Post ID: #485014 - in reply to #484867
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Still in love with me, Cocktown?

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24 November 2017 16:43 Post ID: #485015 - in reply to #484867
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*has to laugh at the utter bellend, having a pop for me for having a pop at others (I don't do this until I am the target of abuse, then, it's a free-for-all as far as I'm concerned)......................and starts a thread about an individual, called 'Cockfan'......

I guess 'hypocracy' is lost on the throbber.
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24 November 2017 18:08 Post ID: #485018 - in reply to #484867
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Oh dear, he must have forgotten I am on ignore. Gonna have to give the kid a break. Too easy.

Oh and by the way, its "hypocrisy". You might want to check what the word means as well as how to spell it. Enjoy your weekend raving kidda.
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24 November 2017 18:18 Post ID: #485020 - in reply to #484867
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24 November 2017 18:22 Post ID: #485021 - in reply to #485020
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Hes a thick bullshitting twat.Tells that many lies he doesnt even know what could be the truth anymore.Thought he was supposed to be away this weekend busting some moves to the choons with some stunner in Prague.Guess the bellend has forgot.Still I will be called markylar with the comment of yap yap yap.The comments of grown ups these days.
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24 November 2017 18:27 Post ID: #485024 - in reply to #484867
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Here's your Friday choon, ladies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
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24 November 2017 18:40 Post ID: #485025 - in reply to #484867
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you really are one sad cunt, get yourself out, get a bird and stop pretending to be someone because your fooling no one. Theres a big wide world out there you know.
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29 November 2017 11:32 Post ID: #485359 - in reply to #484867
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Has he gone????

Crack is great now, or do we wait for the inevitable re-appearance under another pseudonym .....
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29 November 2017 11:42 Post ID: #485361 - in reply to #484867
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I think he’s gone for a while as he started crying the other day as people didn’t pay him enough attention. I think basically we’re supposed to read all his dull posts, but we’re not allowed to take the piss or disagree, but he’s allowed to slag anyone else’s posts off and swear and call them names. I think it’s a dictatorship and world domination he’s after. I’m sure the fantasist will be back when his Mam lets him back on the laptop.
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29 November 2017 12:36 Post ID: #485363 - in reply to #484867
He's gone but his 'spirit' will be here in some form.

On one hand im a hypocrite for going against the free speech that I want the forum to have but in the other, there has to be rules and a final limit.

Should have nipped it in the bud ages ago to be fair as he wouldn't have lasted anywhere else.
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29 November 2017 17:31 Post ID: #485365 - in reply to #484867
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I havent posted in months because of cuckfan spamming the board i am pleased he is gone but i have no doubt he will be back with another identity soon.
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29 November 2017 18:21 Post ID: #485367 - in reply to #485365
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Bruce68 - 29/11/2017 17:31

I havent posted in months because of cuckfan spamming the board i am pleased he is gone but i have no doubt he will be back with another identity soon.


He’ll soon be worked out, as he always is.
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29 November 2017 20:02 Post ID: #485373 - in reply to #485367
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Officemonkey - 29/11/2017 18:21

Bruce68 - 29/11/2017 17:31

I havent posted in months because of cuckfan spamming the board i am pleased he is gone but i have no doubt he will be back with another identity soon.


He’ll soon be worked out, as he always is.


Definitely.

Pity he had to be banned though,macs suggestion about giving him a invitation only sub-forum of his own would have been the best bet,and would have resulted in a slow death for the spamming tit.

No doubt he will grab the moral high ground.

I can see him on shutter island with his team of world beating cancer researchers explaining how we could not debate his superior knowledge on everything in the universe.

He can grab away as far as i'm concerned though,as long as he's gone.

Who was it wrote that the board would not survive without him ?
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29 November 2017 20:36 Post ID: #485375 - in reply to #484867
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I don't like to see people banned but he was running out of posters he didn't have on ignore so it's probably for the best. Nice to see some old posters like Bruce68 and Rexn back.
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29 November 2017 22:09 Post ID: #485378 - in reply to #484867
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Appears the board has picked now he’s gone.
Even I’ve managed a few posts.
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30 November 2017 17:37 Post ID: #485396 - in reply to #484867
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Bravo, I tried to give the kid a chance but the board will be a better place without his bullshit.
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