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10 September 2017 15:01 Post ID: #482984
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Can still taste the Remi-Martin.

On the island again, why they pour those sort of measures here, I'll never understand.

Still, I'll get to watch the match before going for more sunset drinkies. Just no more Remi.
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10 September 2017 17:11 Post ID: #482991 - in reply to #482984
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Is that a cheap knockoff of Remy martin cockfan?
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10 September 2017 20:59 Post ID: #483014 - in reply to #482984
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Out again.

Really enjoyed the game, a stunning sunset, with drinkies throughout.

Now a top notch Indian sit down, followed by some top tunes in a quite superb bar, with all the top totty.

Winner.
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10 September 2017 21:39 Post ID: #483019 - in reply to #482984
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So your sitting in a superb bar with wall to wall fanny and posting on a football forum?
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10 September 2017 21:44 Post ID: #483021 - in reply to #482984
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8th long weekend of the summer here.

Magical.

*orders another drink, sat outside in the lovely evening air.
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11 September 2017 12:27 Post ID: #483029 - in reply to #482984
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"drinkies" "top tunes" "top totty"......................the case against this bloke gets stronger by the moment. Are we sure he isn't that cunt who claimed to support Wigan?
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11 September 2017 12:40 Post ID: #483031 - in reply to #482984
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G&T heaven.
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11 September 2017 12:55 Post ID: #483032 - in reply to #482984
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Sounds more like tim nice but dim to me crook. Imagine being in a club rammed with fanny and sitting on a football forum what a sad sad life.
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11 September 2017 13:16 Post ID: #483037 - in reply to #482984
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Tried uploading a picture of this heavenly little beach bar (with countless world-class titties on display, and I do mean world-class) but the site won't accept it.

Never mind,
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11 September 2017 16:03 Post ID: #483038 - in reply to #483032
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Its just one of his private fantasies man. He is a sad act.
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11 September 2017 16:53 Post ID: #483039 - in reply to #482984
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11 September 2017 17:36 Post ID: #483040 - in reply to #482984
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Still amazing heat in that sun, despite it approaching 7pm.

A cool drink, now I'm sat in my fave spot in the world - that'll do the trick.
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11 September 2017 19:08 Post ID: #483041 - in reply to #482984
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Get your carer to upload a photo of the gash then cockfan could do with something to brighten a wet and windy Monday up wish i was sitting in a class bar with wall to wall gash with the sun beating down i am really jealous. Im off to the local shop to have a look at the tits on the lass who works there if im a good boy she lets me have a feel but i still havent smashed her back doors in should come and get some lessons off you kidda.
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11 September 2017 20:19 Post ID: #483044 - in reply to #482984
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I can't see either of their posts, as both have long been filed under 'fuckwit' for quite some time now.

Like lost puppies - follow you everywhere as they have no autonomous mind (look it up).

But with the regularity of your replies, I suspect, needlessly really, they are full of envy. A week in Whitby with a sulking missus doesn't quite cut it, huh? So you 'heel' my posts, like puppy dogs.

I suspect you 'roll over' at the click of fingers; and are well versed in 'beg'.

Know any other tricks, as I guess your not smart enough for three.

•pats heeds of his lost puppy followers.

Me? Stunning sunset. Now, off to dance with a couple of lovelies. A pair of lovely Spanish chicks I met at the beach.

Enjoy your evening, lads, won't you?
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11 September 2017 21:07 Post ID: #483046 - in reply to #482984
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Ha ha that made me chuckle. Now what about uploading a picture of these stunners?
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11 September 2017 21:30 Post ID: #483047 - in reply to #482984
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I have just worked out who you are cockfan it was the "chicks" line that gave it away you're Austin Powers arent you ?
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11 September 2017 21:33 Post ID: #483048 - in reply to #482984
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11 September 2017 22:17 Post ID: #483050 - in reply to #482984
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How's Whitby caravan park this evening PrickMartin/Crooktownfags?
On the 20/20, with your own company to keep?
Sounds like a riot.
Keep it up!
*oh sorry Prick, you can't can you.
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11 September 2017 23:32 Post ID: #483052 - in reply to #482984
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How you getting on with the spanish fanny get off your phone and pay them some attention or you might blow it or are you more interested in the waiter?
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12 September 2017 02:41 Post ID: #483053 - in reply to #482984
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How's thae hand, Prick?

Feel good?

Hope so, as it's all you're getting.
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12 September 2017 08:49 Post ID: #483054 - in reply to #482984
You're in a bar full of totty and you're asking a man whether it feels good when he touches himself and you're calling him a loser ? You need help Robin.
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12 September 2017 09:13 Post ID: #483055 - in reply to #483053
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I can see this going well.
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12 September 2017 13:15 Post ID: #483056 - in reply to #482984
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Well did you nail the spanish tarts austin? Or did you end up with the waiter?
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13 September 2017 04:03 Post ID: #483062 - in reply to #483055
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Pellet - 12/9/2017 09:13

I can see this going well.



It's cringe, they dance to his every tune.

The pied piper of Eindhoven.
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13 September 2017 06:38 Post ID: #483064 - in reply to #482984
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Well, it starts off as a reasonable post about waking up after have too many - or in my case few but with too much in them, especially the Remi - and you think maybe it will develop into other people's memories of doing the same, on their fave tipples.
However, when you look at who, and the frequency of others posts, even when you can't read them as you have them on 'retard control' as they can't hold a decent conversation, you just know they are out to ruin it.

That's fine.

Back in the office today. Arse.
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13 September 2017 22:02 Post ID: #483077 - in reply to #482984
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I'll bet the ethnics & especially the women in your office fkn love you as their team leader.
Do you do any training with them?
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13 September 2017 22:18 Post ID: #483078 - in reply to #482984
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I work in the Netherlands. Protocol isn't the same as the UK. Why would you assume it is?

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13 September 2017 23:58 Post ID: #483084 - in reply to #482984
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I assume fuck all with you,it's all guesswork.
I always thought protocol was a human trait.
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14 September 2017 08:58 Post ID: #483085 - in reply to #482984
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Clearly, it's not. Otherwise there would be a single culture to go with that protocol, wouldn't there?

Even that changes over time, too. For example, you couldn't make the original Auf Weidersehen Pet series, or Carry On movies, as now some people see it as 'not fitting the time'.

Anyway, crack on - remain in your bubble if you wish.
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14 September 2017 17:29 Post ID: #483103 - in reply to #482984
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Surely this thread should be titled, 'lonely today' as should all of your threads, you attention seeking lonely sad fantasist.
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