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Joey Barton stirring the mix.
15 August 2017 07:22 Post ID: #482258
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The last person I would ever imagine, calling someone 'silly'.

You don't play for Newcastle lad - your stint at NUFC was a fucking side-show the club could have done without.

Talk about your existing or other clubs lad, keep your daft thoughts to those.
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15 August 2017 09:05 Post ID: #482259 - in reply to #482258
He's entitled to his opinion just as you are to yours. Doesn't make either of your right. Though someone must place value on his as he's a paid pundit .
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15 August 2017 09:13 Post ID: #482260 - in reply to #482258
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He was a very good player for us, he's also right.
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15 August 2017 10:07 Post ID: #482261 - in reply to #482258
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The retard tries to put himself across as an intellectual giant; a philosopher.

When in reality he's a grade 'A' prick, hooligan, and jailbird.
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15 August 2017 11:59 Post ID: #482262 - in reply to #482258
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Good player for us on his day cuckfan, and his comments are both fair and correct in my humble opinion. By the way you don't play for Newcastle either, but you are entitled to comment and Barton isn't? that seems odd.
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15 August 2017 12:27 Post ID: #482264 - in reply to #482258
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His good day's were few and far between, CTM. And almost always overshadowed by his sense of self-importance over the club. He seemed to forget, he was a player, not manager, owner, or spokesperson.

Yup. My opinions though are on a message-board and thus up for debate; not to the national press with the intention solely of making a bad situation, much worse.

He's a grade 'A' cunt - can we agree on at least that?
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15 August 2017 13:06 Post ID: #482268 - in reply to #482258
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No mate, I can't agree. He seems a decent enough kid to me. A bit up himself maybe but I guess that's gonna happen when they are made too rich too soon. Liked a barney when he was younger but who didn't. Made a bit of a tit of himself here and there but again who hasn't.

He is 100% right in my eyes about that fat bastard who owns our club. Good on the lad for speaking out.
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15 August 2017 13:18 Post ID: #482271 - in reply to #482258
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He's speaking out, to create waves. He loves doing that.

A 'wannabee' in my book, responsible for his own (repeated) downfall.

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15 August 2017 13:43 Post ID: #482272 - in reply to #482271
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Attention seeking by spouting shite and trolling......................imagine that!
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15 August 2017 13:59 Post ID: #482273 - in reply to #482258
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Causing trouble for the club, by spouting shite.

Me, if that's what you are referring to.......I get the majority things right.
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15 August 2017 14:47 Post ID: #482274 - in reply to #482258
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15 August 2017 16:23 Post ID: #482275 - in reply to #482273
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CuckFan - 15/8/2017 13:59

Causing trouble for the club, by spouting shite.

Me, if that's what you are referring to.......I get the majority things right.


In your own overblown egotistical but slightly simplistic view of the world - you get the majority of things wrong.
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15 August 2017 16:37 Post ID: #482276 - in reply to #482258
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Always thought Barton gave his best for the club while playing, shame others didn't at the time.
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15 August 2017 16:53 Post ID: #482278 - in reply to #482258
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who do you reckon fatty will bring in once benitez fucks off? doubt it will be shearer.
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15 August 2017 17:41 Post ID: #482280 - in reply to #482258
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whereas all of the above - post nothing of note, worth discussing. Just deride anyone who posts an opinion.





















































as per.
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15 August 2017 17:50 Post ID: #482281 - in reply to #482278
billybobcat - 15/8/2017 16:53

who do you reckon fatty will bring in once benitez fucks off? doubt it will be shearer.


Pardew's out of work .
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15 August 2017 19:21 Post ID: #482282 - in reply to #482258
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wouldn't that be funny as fuck if fatty brought that twat back.
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15 August 2017 20:58 Post ID: #482283 - in reply to #482258
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It wouldn't be funny at all
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15 August 2017 21:28 Post ID: #482284 - in reply to #482280
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CuckFan - 15/8/2017 17:41

whereas all of the above - post nothing of note, worth discussing. Just deride anyone who posts an opinion.

Probably your post of the month there fella,especially the middle bit,where you said nothing,beats the usual bile.




















































as per.
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16 August 2017 09:20 Post ID: #482290 - in reply to #482258
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Cuckfan, this is too easy and a bit embarrassing really, so I will go easy. You started a post deriding an ex players opinion and calling him names which I am pretty certain you would not do to his face. Some others expressed slightly different opinions, bit of debate. Cue "everyone except me is wrong" style minor meltdown. Think about it.
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16 August 2017 09:26 Post ID: #482291 - in reply to #482258
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Eh? I'd kick the scouse scrote's arse. He's a fanny footballer millionaire, I've served my country in battle.

'Think about it'.

*Another knobhead he thinks he knows someone over the internet, that he's never met - FFS.

**Onto the 'helmet' list.

Edited by CuckFan 16/8/2017 09:27
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16 August 2017 09:46 Post ID: #482294 - in reply to #482258
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Where did you serve CF ?
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16 August 2017 10:00 Post ID: #482295 - in reply to #482294
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McDonalds
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16 August 2017 10:01 Post ID: #482296 - in reply to #482258
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16 August 2017 10:08 Post ID: #482297 - in reply to #482296
He won't answer Piemag , he claimed under one of his many former names he was in the army for 9 years, it was proved to be bunk,then he denied it, I do recall someone mentioning him being in the RAF for about half an hour . Of course he can't read this as I'm on ignore so I can speak freely .

Edited by keggy_keagal 16/8/2017 10:09
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16 August 2017 10:17 Post ID: #482298 - in reply to #482258
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He does seem like an oddball this fella mind, keyboard warrior always on the point of meltdown is my impression. You do get some nutters on forums.
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16 August 2017 10:22 Post ID: #482300 - in reply to #482297
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keggy_keagal - 16/8/2017 10:08

He won't answer Piemag , he claimed under one of his many former names he was in the army for 9 years, it was proved to be bunk,then he denied it, I do recall someone mentioning him being in the RAF for about half an hour . Of course he can't read this as I'm on ignore so I can speak freely .



Pity he cannot read my posts either because he would be alerted to the fact that he needs to tread carefully when making such claims.

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16 August 2017 11:29 Post ID: #482303 - in reply to #482300
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PieMag - 16/8/2017 10:22

keggy_keagal - 16/8/2017 10:08

He won't answer Piemag , he claimed under one of his many former names he was in the army for 9 years, it was proved to be bunk,then he denied it, I do recall someone mentioning him being in the RAF for about half an hour . Of course he can't read this as I'm on ignore so I can speak freely .



Pity he cannot read my posts either because he would be alerted to the fact that he needs to tread carefully when making such claims.



sorted....
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16 August 2017 11:33 Post ID: #482304 - in reply to #482258
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I had many years in the service. It wasn't army.

Nice try, gobshites.

'Tread carefully' - LOL!

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16 August 2017 11:45 Post ID: #482305 - in reply to #482258
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Seems like mac was spot on,it was the services industry.

Specifically restaurants .

Unless of course you dare reveal the war,service or regiment you were involved with.

It won't take long to expose you as a fraud.

One more time please mac,
hopefully he has'nt blacklisted you in the last few hours

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16 August 2017 11:56 Post ID: #482306 - in reply to #482305
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PieMag - 16/8/2017 11:45

Seems like mac was spot on,it was the services industry.

Specifically restaurants .

Unless of course you dare reveal the war,service or regiment you were involved with.

It won't take long to expose you as a fraud.

One more time please mac,
hopefully he has'nt blacklisted you in the last few hours



CF....
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16 August 2017 12:30 Post ID: #482308 - in reply to #482306
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Its not an unreasonable request CF. In real life if a group of lads were having the craic and someone mentioned his career in the armed services, when, what regiment etc. would be typically discussed. Look for common ground, blokes we know in common etc.

Particularly when (and I quote) "I've served my country in battle." In battle no less!

Its a thing to be proud of and to be shared and celebrated amongst your mates. I mean you brought it up to justify your hard man stance after all.
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16 August 2017 12:32 Post ID: #482309 - in reply to #482258
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Yeah, maybe I mean 'Motorway Services' then, WankMag?? Pillock.

*There is no need to yellowbellylist McCreery, WankMag - he's capable of debate, and not deflecting every thread into utter nonsense about other posters.

I need not reveal anything, as it has nothing to do with you.

You're a coward, not even able to give an opinion on a football forum, let alone anything else.

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16 August 2017 12:35 Post ID: #482310 - in reply to #482258
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16 August 2017 12:40 Post ID: #482311 - in reply to #482309
CuckFan - 16/8/2017 12:32

Yeah, maybe I mean 'Motorway Services' then, WankMag?? Pillock.

*There is no need to yellowbellylist McCreery, WankMag - he's capable of debate, and not deflecting every thread into utter nonsense about other posters.

I need not reveal anything, as it has nothing to do with you.

You're a coward, not even able to give an opinion on a football forum, let alone anything else.



Get the chips on pet and then get back to stacking those deckchairs
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16 August 2017 12:46 Post ID: #482313 - in reply to #482258
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Poor cunt, you would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh. Anyone remember Aldridge Prior from the Viz?
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16 August 2017 13:38 Post ID: #482314 - in reply to #482258
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Yap-Yap-Yorkshire terrier, and 'no-shoelaces' OM now as well.

LOL!

Not even one football post, among them. Makes you wonder why these non-Toon fans are even on a message-board devoted to such a subject.

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16 August 2017 14:45 Post ID: #482316 - in reply to #482258
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Are you Walter Mitty CF i only ask because you come out with some fucking shit on here. i don't know why toony hasn't banned you by now he must have the fucking patience of a saint. if i ran the place you'd be banned and your ip address would be blocked.

I thought you had your own business if so how the fuck do you manage to post so frequently, you'd have thought you'd be too busy to post as much on a fucking football forum. as i say personally i think your a walter mitty type of cunt who i don't think anyone on here likes.

Please can you call me one of your hurtful nicknames pretty please.
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16 August 2017 15:36 Post ID: #482319 - in reply to #482258
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I tend to agree, someone should put this dopey fucker out of his misery and off the forum. He has nowt to contribute.
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16 August 2017 16:09 Post ID: #482322 - in reply to #482258
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Wait until he explains the shoe lace thing first though. I don't think anyone has a clue what he means. I certainly don't and he clearly thinks it's hilarious s as he says it almost every day.

He's a busy man though you know and his humour must be way above our intellect. Between fighting wars, going to the Med, curing cancer and running the scorecast, CF really is an important soul.

Edited by Officemonkey 16/8/2017 17:17
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