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05 August 2017 15:09 Post ID: #481926
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for the first match of the season.

Time to get that key striker signed, Rafa.
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05 August 2017 17:34 Post ID: #481927 - in reply to #481926
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Bet your like a dog with two cocks cuck! Where do you think we will finnish in the PL?
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05 August 2017 18:47 Post ID: #481928 - in reply to #481926
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Can't read what you post Mick - which suits me just fine, you never have anything worth reading to post anyway.....

But I reckon we'll be signing a striker, sooner rather than later.
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05 August 2017 18:51 Post ID: #481929 - in reply to #481928
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@cuckfan. From citeh? If so, who. Rinse, rinse, rinse, repeat.
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05 August 2017 19:06 Post ID: #481930 - in reply to #481928
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@cuckfan. From citeh? If so, who. Rinse, rinse, rinse, repeat.
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05 August 2017 19:07 Post ID: #481931 - in reply to #481929
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Sadly, we lost out on the one I'd have been aiming for.

We'll sign a striker. Knicker-wetters can doubt all they want.


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05 August 2017 20:17 Post ID: #481932 - in reply to #481926
It's going to run until the last week because we cant shift the dead wood.

If we somehow get rid of Hanley, Saivet, Krul, Lazaar, Riviere and get a minimum £15m bid for Mitrovic then I reckon Rafa would want Sam Clucas for around £8m to come in and the rest to be spent on Bas Dost.

If not then it'll be a deadline day loan for someone like Peter Crouch.
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05 August 2017 21:32 Post ID: #481933 - in reply to #481926
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Aaaaaggghh cuck i wont sleep tonight knowing you have me on ignore, which you dont because how would you know i was asking you a question in my post. Sad really you must spend all day on here posting shite ask your carer to take you out and get some fresh air son.
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05 August 2017 22:27 Post ID: #481937 - in reply to #481926
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Mitrovic is likely to stay now.

We'll get a top striker, despite the knicker-wetting on here.

What is funny on here, is how some berate others for having an opinion; but those same people fail, despite repeated attempts to offer an opinion of their own; unless its 'I hate Ashley'.

Which brings me onto the other funny thing - I was the only one back in the day that was NOT wanting Ashley to buy the club.

How the tide has turned, eh, fannies? I was right on that one - as I have been with other things recently; and am confident we will do more business before the deadline, inclusive of at least a striker.
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05 August 2017 22:38 Post ID: #481938 - in reply to #481937
CuckFan - 5/8/2017 22:27

Mitrovic is likely to stay now.

We'll get a top striker, despite the knicker-wetting on here.

What is funny on here, is how some berate others for having an opinion; but those same people fail, despite repeated attempts to offer an opinion of their own; unless its 'I hate Ashley'.

Which brings me onto the other funny thing - I was the only one back in the day that was NOT wanting Ashley to buy the club.

How the tide has turned, eh, fannies? I was right on that one - as I have been with other things recently; and am confident we will do more business before the deadline, inclusive of at least a striker.


Until we sell, there will be nothing aside from one more loan if we're lucky. If we stay up then next season should see the £17m transfer record broken with a minimum of an extra £60m a year to use although Ashley may get more cunning in diverting the loot.
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06 August 2017 13:31 Post ID: #481946 - in reply to #481926
What a load of bollocks .

Ashley doesn't need to be more cunning he's hiding in plain sight saying go on dickheads do something about it I dare you. As a support we never do. It's sad as well that a man I once rated as a decent man and a very good football manager in Rafa Benitez is now just the same as Joe Kinnear, Peter Beardsley, Bobby Moncur and all the other charlatans who are happy to prostitute their integrity for the sake of a few quid (Pardew never had any integrity to begin with) .
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06 August 2017 13:31 Post ID: #481947 - in reply to #481926
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Can you give me the lottery numbers for next week cuck?
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06 August 2017 14:06 Post ID: #481948 - in reply to #481926
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Agree Toony - the preference is to get our excessive players off the wage bill, first.

However in light if the requirements, if it becomes necessary to buy first to secure the future, then I'm sure we will.

I see at least four more positions need filling right now, to achieve aforementioned 'stage1'.
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06 August 2017 16:04 Post ID: #481955 - in reply to #481926
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You go on as if you're the Oracle (yes, I remember that twat of a poster too) yet you never really say anything.

Putting lots of words on the screen without really stating a point. Always going on about stage 1, 2, 3 and 4 whilst saying the clubs needs to sign players. Yet you never say who, why or how.

I suppose that's better than constant threads with one word posts in them that could clearly go into other threads.
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06 August 2017 16:49 Post ID: #481957 - in reply to #481926
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Keep working on those shoe-laces OM. You'll manage it, one day.
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09 August 2017 10:55 Post ID: #482017 - in reply to #481926
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Today, the times is reiterating Rafa's command to sell before reinvesting. Meanwhile the big boys get on with their version of fantasy football. £120m for Coutinho, anyone?

Lua Lua on loan from South Shields is becoming a possibility.

And, as Ashley's preparation for Premiership competitiveness continues, as the door closes behind Rafa, will it reopen for Alan Pardew?

Just to toss in a little hand grenade and see what happens.
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09 August 2017 12:33 Post ID: #482020 - in reply to #481926
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From NUFC.com

Speaking at Wednesday's launch of the new Premier League season, Rafa Benitez gave a downbeat assessment on the club's progress since promotion, without actually mentioning the word "brochure":

"The story is as I said before we missed some targets at the beginning (of pre-season) and now we are trying to do our best with what’s available.

"I can read our fans saying ‘Listen, now will sign a £25million striker’. We cannot. Sometimes they are not available, but if they are available the price is not £20million, the wages are not the same, and the commission of the agents is huge. I think we will try to do our best in the conditions that we are (in).

"I am not happy. I am not happy with it but at the same time for me, it’s a challenge and I will try to do my best.

"If I decide to stay, it’s for the city, the fans, the stature of the club, to stay in England and in the Premier League. So I want to do my best but obviously every manager wants to improve.

"I’m happy with the players I have. The team spirit is quite good and hopefully we replicate that this season.

Asked to clarify the "if I decide to stay" comment:

"I decided to stay.....because for me it’s a challenge......I’m not totally happy with what we did but I will try to do my best, working very hard with people at the club to try and improve what we have at the moment.

"It’s very difficult (for me to leave). My Chinese is not good enough (!). No I try to do my best now. It has to be something you cannot control. At the moment I am fully committed to do the best that I can do now.

"Our idea has to be one game at a time. To avoid relegation is a priority and after that to go as high as we can."

And the fans won't do a damn thing to try and change the situation.

Edited by Officemonkey 9/8/2017 12:35
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09 August 2017 13:32 Post ID: #482023 - in reply to #481926
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Fuck me his statement is on a par with moyes at the start of last season. So its avoid relegation and thats the ambition what a load of bollocks. Somebody needs to tell cuck his striker is not happening i pity his carer when cuck finds out could be another dirty protest on the cards.
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09 August 2017 13:35 Post ID: #482024 - in reply to #481926
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A Guns&Roses track would be useful, here, for the knicker-wetters; and the one with his shoe-laces still undone.
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09 August 2017 14:42 Post ID: #482025 - in reply to #481926
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When's the bus arriving with the Man City players we're signing? Not until we play them at home I'd imagine.
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09 August 2017 14:49 Post ID: #482026 - in reply to #482024
CuckFan - 9/8/2017 13:35

A Guns&Roses track would be useful, here, for the knicker-wetters; and the one with his shoe-laces still undone.


Back Off Bitch ? or Double Talkin Jive Motherfucker ?
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09 August 2017 16:40 Post ID: #482030 - in reply to #481926
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Good to see a big club like Watford spunking 18 million on a striker shame we cant compete with those teams
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09 August 2017 17:58 Post ID: #482031 - in reply to #481926
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It'll be more than 18 million.
As Rafa was kind enough to explain there's also wages and agent commission fees.
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09 August 2017 18:03 Post ID: #482032 - in reply to #481926
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Yeah he's singing from the fat cunts hymn sheet now, it will end in tears but i think the majority of supporters are happy enough that we are back in the PL even though we are far worse off than when the fat parasite bought the club
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09 August 2017 18:15 Post ID: #482033 - in reply to #481926
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Aye we knicker-wetters need to tow the Ashley-party line ,ignore-the blatant piss-take and get behind rafa-and the-team.
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09 August 2017 19:24 Post ID: #482034 - in reply to #481926
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Support the team not the regime and repeat.
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09 August 2017 22:19 Post ID: #482040 - in reply to #481926
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Jack surplus to requirements also. If only Ben Arfa had not tried to dribble his way out of his own half.
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09 August 2017 22:38 Post ID: #482041 - in reply to #481926
According to The Mirror, Rafa has taken another Chelsea kid on loan. Kenedy. He's a left sided wing back who caused a bit of an issue with social media which the Chinese took offence to.

It's lucky we have no dealings with any Chinese parties......... oh wait.. #Fun

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-snap...

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10 August 2017 08:11 Post ID: #482047 - in reply to #481926
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Scrambling round for loan players a few days before kick off, tells you everything you need to know about the owner, the chancer is prepared to take another relegation gamble after overseeing two already, what an utter fucking arsehole. I wonder how long Benitez can take this, surely if he doesn't walk soon then it'll be the January window when more promises fail ro materialize.
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10 August 2017 08:25 Post ID: #482049 - in reply to #481926
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A player on board, is a player on board at this point in time.

We're not overly gifted in the full-back department right now.

Maybe it's a good thing he learns from his mistakes early in his career?
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10 August 2017 08:31 Post ID: #482050 - in reply to #481926
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A player on board means nothing, by that logic you'd rather keep Colback because he's a *player, it's the quality of players that counts. Who exactly is learning from his mistakes?

*debatable like
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10 August 2017 08:50 Post ID: #482051 - in reply to #481926
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A (good quality) striker, and a decent attacking-midfielder, and we're good to go.

Got a feeling Rafa will still be chasing a 'keeper as well, and snap up any other players that become available that can 'do a job' until the deadline.
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10 August 2017 08:56 Post ID: #482052 - in reply to #481926
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Avoidance noted
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10 August 2017 09:04 Post ID: #482053 - in reply to #481926
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I can't read what you put, but for me, my only major concern now is a major lack of goals that needs to be addressed. A good striker would potentially resolve that.

We could do with another option in attacking-midfield creativity is concerned too; and another, goalscoring number 10.

But with the addition of just a decent striker - we'll be just fine.
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10 August 2017 09:08 Post ID: #482054 - in reply to #481926
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10 August 2017 09:28 Post ID: #482055 - in reply to #481926
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Can't read you (fortunately).

Like Rafa. I'm disappointed.

Just not one to wet my knickers.

There is still time in the window anyway.
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