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18 July 2017 23:04 Post ID: #481410
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Got a call from some lass the other day called Chloe probably bein paid a fkn pittance from our club offering me a family enclosure ticket after queueing up for one to share with my two 30 yr old bairns & one for my 6 yr old grandbairn,said Aye.
So despite all my promises of not putting a penny into fatties piggy bank & my fair share of protestation & swearing never to set foot whilst he was at the helm thought fuck it,I'm prepared to watch 6 games with him,just for the love of him.
Taking him to watch his cities football team & climbing a mountain with him or snorkelling in the Med with him is what he loves,I'm prepared to fuck fatties antics & jump up with him if we score but still know there's a cancer in our club & make sure he knows it too.
Could be an interesting season if he fucks off.

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18 July 2017 23:13 Post ID: #481412 - in reply to #481410
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I wont be there but Im very interested to see what Officemonkey calls you for making this decision
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18 July 2017 23:18 Post ID: #481414 - in reply to #481410
It's always personal choice though. Ive always said it.

The amount of times I said I was done but then got drawn back in like an addict probably gives me less of a respected opinion but would I change a thing? Na.

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18 July 2017 23:21 Post ID: #481415 - in reply to #481410
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Nope.

Because it's not convenient, not because I'm staying away deliberately.

I'd be going if I was close by.
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18 July 2017 23:37 Post ID: #481416 - in reply to #481410
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There's a principle at stake here,
even if I had a chance of going for free I would not.

OM can verify this.





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19 July 2017 00:08 Post ID: #481417 - in reply to #481412
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McCreery - 18/7/2017 23:13

I wont be there but Im very interested to see what Officemonkey calls you for making this decision


I called my best mate a twat so there's your answer.

However, having children myself I can understand his decision to go back in the family enclosure with his 2 kids, as I can also understand Rytoon's decision.

I'll not be taking the kids but I dare say if they asked it would be hard to say no. I would do though.

On a personal level, I have no interest in going back, even if Ashley fucked off. I may take in the odd game but that's about it.

And yes, I can vouch for Pie on his stance.
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19 July 2017 01:07 Post ID: #481418 - in reply to #481416
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PieMag - 18/7/2017 23:37

There's a principle at stake here,
even if I had a chance of going for free I would not.

OM can verify this.






& I'm full of admiration of that & of o.m's stance,if my circumstances were different I'd be digging my heels in & keeping well clear,at least I don't have to encounter the wonga topped ones breezing past me,saw one today in Blaydon precinct sucking on his pasty with the daily mail under his arm scratching his card like a fkn octopus.
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19 July 2017 09:40 Post ID: #481420 - in reply to #481410
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So is everyone that goes still sheep and cuckold etc ?
Or have your views mellowed a little and you understand people's reasoning ?and can see them in a different light ?
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19 July 2017 09:46 Post ID: #481421 - in reply to #481418
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Rytoon - 19/7/2017 01:07

PieMag - 18/7/2017 23:37

There's a principle at stake here,
even if I had a chance of going for free I would not.

OM can verify this.






& I'm full of admiration of that & of o.m's stance,if my circumstances were different I'd be digging my heels in & keeping well clear,at least I don't have to encounter the wonga topped ones breezing past me,saw one today in Blaydon precinct sucking on his pasty with the daily mail under his arm scratching his card like a fkn octopus.


I wasn't trying to lord it over you Ry.

I understand why people go and even if I didn't, my view of the world is not restricted by personal feelings or principles.

I don't get those who believe anything remotely good can happen to our club with Ashley at the helm though.

They claim to have faith in rafa but I don't get how that makes sense under the circumstances.


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19 July 2017 09:50 Post ID: #481422 - in reply to #481410
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OM seems to have ruffled a few feathers on here.

He is entitled to an opinion though,
he's not saying anything offensive is he ?



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19 July 2017 09:56 Post ID: #481423 - in reply to #481410
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Personally it doesn't offend me ... as I don't go ..But some may take offence at some of the names allocated to people who go to watch a game of football.
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19 July 2017 09:58 Post ID: #481424 - in reply to #481422
Never going whilst Ashley is involved .
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19 July 2017 10:32 Post ID: #481427 - in reply to #481410
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I will never go while that fat bastard is in charge.
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19 July 2017 11:07 Post ID: #481432 - in reply to #481423
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The Pyrry - 19/7/2017 09:56

Personally it doesn't offend me ... as I don't go ..But some may take offence at some of the names allocated to people who go to watch a game of football.


If being called sheep and cunts offends football supporters,fuck knows what an away game at the makems will do to them TP
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19 July 2017 11:07 Post ID: #481433 - in reply to #481410
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Personally, I couldn't go through life being so bitter.

If you've got two arms, two legs, health, something to eat and drink and a roof over your head - your doing just fine.

To bitch and constantly whine about who owns your favourite football team - while berating others for a different viewpoint - is just pathetic.

But then again, these are pathetic individuals.
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19 July 2017 11:09 Post ID: #481434 - in reply to #481410
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"Personally, I couldn't go through life being so bitter."



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19 July 2017 12:02 Post ID: #481437 - in reply to #481410
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Guess the acid test would be calling 100 random fans the names that have been used to describe them and see how many times punches were landed.
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19 July 2017 12:12 Post ID: #481438 - in reply to #481432
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PieMag - 19/7/2017 11:07

The Pyrry - 19/7/2017 09:56

Personally it doesn't offend me ... as I don't go ..But some may take offence at some of the names allocated to people who go to watch a game of football.


If being called sheep and cunts offends football supporters,fuck knows what an away game at the makems will do to them TP :17:


It's all about perspective for me on this one PM

It's about someone slinging the shit when that particular someone turned his back on the club before Ashley even became an issue. Fuck me, fancy walking away from your club purely because you're not happy with the style of football on offer at that time.

It's then about that particular someone choosing Ashley purely as a method to sling the said shit even though he has no love for the club
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19 July 2017 12:21 Post ID: #481439 - in reply to #481437
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The Pyrry - 19/7/2017 12:02

Guess the acid test would be calling 100 random fans the names that have been used to describe them and see how many times punches were landed.


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19 July 2017 12:28 Post ID: #481440 - in reply to #481438
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McCreery - 19/7/2017 12:12

PieMag - 19/7/2017 11:07

The Pyrry - 19/7/2017 09:56

Personally it doesn't offend me ... as I don't go ..But some may take offence at some of the names allocated to people who go to watch a game of football.


If being called sheep and cunts offends football supporters,fuck knows what an away game at the makems will do to them TP :17:


It's all about perspective for me on this one PM

It's about someone slinging the shit when that particular someone turned his back on the club before Ashley even became an issue. Fuck me, fancy walking away from your club purely because you're not happy with the style of football on offer at that time.

It's then about that particular someone choosing Ashley purely as a method to sling the said shit even though he has no love for the club


My point was to everyone else but you mac.

You've had a few of my colleagues cracking up with the patter between the two of you over the years.


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19 July 2017 12:29 Post ID: #481441 - in reply to #481410
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*curtseys*
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19 July 2017 12:33 Post ID: #481442 - in reply to #481410
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To some of us - the owner, cunt or not, is not the be all and end all of the club some of us have followed, for over 40 years.

We've been in far worse positions than where we are now.
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19 July 2017 12:44 Post ID: #481443 - in reply to #481410
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Pyrry - failed solicitors don't say it to other fan's faces, instead they do it on a keyboard being pretty much anonymous to avoid said landed punches.

The sign of a (very) weak 'man'.

Also the sort of chap that makes things up entirely, too, such as saying others were offering to 'hunt them down' when they were not even on the same continent.

Bizarre.

And utterly cowardly.
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19 July 2017 12:47 Post ID: #481444 - in reply to #481442
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CuckFan - 19/7/2017 12:33

To some of us - the owner, cunt or not, is not the be all and end all of the club some of us have followed, for over 40 years.

We've been in far worse positions than where we are now.


Well it's hasn't been in such a bad state since I was old enough to know what football is.

I make no apologies for wanting better and make no apologies for walking away.

It's like being in an abusive relationship. You don't get browny points for taking the most beatings.

I took a stand for various reasons. McDeary doesn't even know half the story but repeats the same old tired lines.

On a side note, it didn't take him long to get back into the attempt at digs despite all I said recently.
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19 July 2017 12:49 Post ID: #481446 - in reply to #481443
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CuckFan - 19/7/2017 12:44

Pyrry - failed solicitors don't say it to other fan's faces, instead they do it on a keyboard being pretty much anonymous to avoid said landed punches.

The sign of a (very) weak 'man'.

Also the sort of chap that makes things up entirely, too, such as saying others were offering to 'hunt them down' when they were not even on the same continent.

Bizarre.

And utterly cowardly.


Failed solicitors, I just graduated with an MA in Law exactly 1 year ago. Do you expect me to be a partner at Eversheds already? I do work for a law firm though, and a pretty damn good one if truth be known. The awards don't lie.

As for being hunted down. I haven't a clue what you're talking about.

I do recall you recently saying that you wanted a member's family to be raped.

Edited by Officemonkey 19/7/2017 12:52
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19 July 2017 13:30 Post ID: #481450 - in reply to #481444
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Officemonkey - 19/7/2017 12:47

CuckFan - 19/7/2017 12:33

To some of us - the owner, cunt or not, is not the be all and end all of the club some of us have followed, for over 40 years.

We've been in far worse positions than where we are now.


Well it's hasn't been in such a bad state since I was old enough to know what football is.

I make no apologies for wanting better and make no apologies for walking away.

It's like being in an abusive relationship. You don't get browny points for taking the most beatings.

I took a stand for various reasons. McDeary doesn't even know half the story but repeats the same old tired lines.

On a side note, it didn't take him long to get back into the attempt at digs despite all I said recently.


I'll keep banging on about it for as long as you keep calling the fans cunts...simple as that

you want your reasons respected while not respecting the reasons of others....doesn't work like that
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19 July 2017 17:10 Post ID: #481455 - in reply to #481410
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This is fucking hilarious.....cheers
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19 July 2017 18:20 Post ID: #481456 - in reply to #481450
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McCreery - 19/7/2017 13:30

Officemonkey - 19/7/2017 12:47

CuckFan - 19/7/2017 12:33

To some of us - the owner, cunt or not, is not the be all and end all of the club some of us have followed, for over 40 years.

We've been in far worse positions than where we are now.


Well it's hasn't been in such a bad state since I was old enough to know what football is.

I make no apologies for wanting better and make no apologies for walking away.

It's like being in an abusive relationship. You don't get browny points for taking the most beatings.

I took a stand for various reasons. McDeary doesn't even know half the story but repeats the same old tired lines.

On a side note, it didn't take him long to get back into the attempt at digs despite all I said recently.


I'll keep banging on about it for as long as you keep calling the fans cunts...simple as that

you want your reasons respected while not respecting the reasons of others....doesn't work like that


Please show me on this thread where I've called anyone a cunt. Please, I implore you to do so.
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19 July 2017 18:32 Post ID: #481457 - in reply to #481443
CuckFan - 19/7/2017 12:44

Pyrry - failed solicitors don't say it to other fan's faces, instead they do it on a keyboard being pretty much anonymous to avoid said landed punches.

The sign of a (very) weak 'man'.

Also the sort of chap that makes things up entirely, too, such as saying others were offering to 'hunt them down' when they were not even on the same continent.

Bizarre.

And utterly cowardly.


Cuckfan . Your complete lack of self awareness would normally be funny in oh look it's the village idiot kind of way, it's instead in this instance utterly pathetic . Here for example you yourself are insulting someone not to their face , but on a keyboard, on a website, on the internet . You also make a supposition and then proceed to make things up. I've never seen OM ever say people were going "to hunt them down". Is it a full moon ?
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19 July 2017 19:52 Post ID: #481458 - in reply to #481410
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I wonder if Cuck would tell anyone to their face that they hope a member of their family gets raped.

Now that's not me making stuff up, that's actually what Cuckold said.

He's all for reasoned debate apparently. Until he gets called out on his own mistakes.
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19 July 2017 20:09 Post ID: #481459 - in reply to #481410
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Hahahahaha this just gets funnier and funnier.....never laughed so much since Thatcher croked.
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19 July 2017 20:20 Post ID: #481461 - in reply to #481456
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Officemonkey - 19/7/2017 18:20

McCreery - 19/7/2017 13:30

Officemonkey - 19/7/2017 12:47

CuckFan - 19/7/2017 12:33

To some of us - the owner, cunt or not, is not the be all and end all of the club some of us have followed, for over 40 years.

We've been in far worse positions than where we are now.


Well it's hasn't been in such a bad state since I was old enough to know what football is.

I make no apologies for wanting better and make no apologies for walking away.

It's like being in an abusive relationship. You don't get browny points for taking the most beatings.

I took a stand for various reasons. McDeary doesn't even know half the story but repeats the same old tired lines.

On a side note, it didn't take him long to get back into the attempt at digs despite all I said recently.


I'll keep banging on about it for as long as you keep calling the fans cunts...simple as that

you want your reasons respected while not respecting the reasons of others....doesn't work like that


Please show me on this thread where I've called anyone a cunt. Please, I implore you to do so.


My use of the word cunt was admittedly a generalisation

You have though called Ryton a twat in this thread simply for taking his family to a Newcastle United game.....and by implication you have called his son a twat as well


Thats not very nice is it?
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19 July 2017 21:35 Post ID: #481463 - in reply to #481410
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I haven't called anyone's children anything because that wouldn't be very nice.

I also explained how I can see the reason why they're going back, even if I didn't agree with it.

Edited by Officemonkey 19/7/2017 21:40
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21 July 2017 08:35 Post ID: #481484 - in reply to #481410
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Can't see me going back even if Ashley fucked off! I won't go while the odious prick still here but that is only a part of a severe lack of interest in professional football as a whole. Don't watch many live games and haven't bothered with MOTD for a few years now. It's easy to single out Ashley for obvious reasons but the game has changed, there's too much money involved and clubs being run as businesses?.

For me, Whitley Bay FC offers what the game SHOULD be about - 3pm kick offs on a Saturday afternoon, the excitement of almost making the FA cup first round proper. A realistic chance of playing at Wembley in the FA vase. Players and fans mingling in the bar after the game talking on a level playing field without the arrogance of some pro footballer who thinks he's some sort of god. All that at a fraction of the cost of a ticket for a premier league game.
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21 July 2017 18:24 Post ID: #481496 - in reply to #481410
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Very reasonable points there, rocks.

Football certainly has changed, not so much evolved.
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21 July 2017 19:40 Post ID: #481498 - in reply to #481421
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PieMag - 19/7/2017 09:46

Rytoon - 19/7/2017 01:07

PieMag - 18/7/2017 23:37

There's a principle at stake here,
even if I had a chance of going for free I would not.

OM can verify this.






& I'm full of admiration of that & of o.m's stance,if my circumstances were different I'd be digging my heels in & keeping well clear,at least I don't have to encounter the wonga topped ones breezing past me,saw one today in Blaydon precinct sucking on his pasty with the daily mail under his arm scratching his card like a fkn octopus.


I wasn't trying to lord it over you Ry.

I understand why people go and even if I didn't, my view of the world is not restricted by personal feelings or principles.

I don't get those who believe anything remotely good can happen to our club with Ashley at the helm though.

They claim to have faith in rafa but I don't get how that makes sense under the circumstances.



Never thought for one moment you were Pie,you don't come across as that kind of bloke.
I'm going because my 6yr old grandbairn is besotted by anything Newcastle & would kick a
ball 18hrs a day if we let him.
He went to a few games last season & became hooked like all of us have been on here at some stage in our lives.
Decided I wasn't going to let some fat fuck dictate whether or not I was able to share something he is so passionate about & tubby could be here for another 10 yrs or more.
Personally I think we'll finish in the bottom 5 & won't be expecting any stimulating football but a smile on the little fella's face when he opens his 7th birthday present will do it for me.
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21 July 2017 20:09 Post ID: #481499 - in reply to #481410
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Just got my Spurs tickets. Hopefully not only will Rafa still be here but we'll have signed some proven PL players. Gutted to have missed out on the Hearts and Preston friendlies but the timing was a couple of weeks too soon.

I've only returned because I believe Rafa CAN turn this club around given the chance. I totally understand where the likes of Piemag are coming from but even Ashley must see by now that this is his last chance of ever getting his money back.
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21 July 2017 20:24 Post ID: #481500 - in reply to #481498
Rytoon - 21/7/2017 19:40

PieMag - 19/7/2017 09:46

Rytoon - 19/7/2017 01:07

PieMag - 18/7/2017 23:37

There's a principle at stake here,
even if I had a chance of going for free I would not.

OM can verify this.






& I'm full of admiration of that & of o.m's stance,if my circumstances were different I'd be digging my heels in & keeping well clear,at least I don't have to encounter the wonga topped ones breezing past me,saw one today in Blaydon precinct sucking on his pasty with the daily mail under his arm scratching his card like a fkn octopus.


I wasn't trying to lord it over you Ry.

I understand why people go and even if I didn't, my view of the world is not restricted by personal feelings or principles.

I don't get those who believe anything remotely good can happen to our club with Ashley at the helm though.

They claim to have faith in rafa but I don't get how that makes sense under the circumstances.



Never thought for one moment you were Pie,you don't come across as that kind of bloke.
I'm going because my 6yr old grandbairn is besotted by anything Newcastle & would kick a
ball 18hrs a day if we let him.
He went to a few games last season & became hooked like all of us have been on here at some stage in our lives.
Decided I wasn't going to let some fat fuck dictate whether or not I was able to share something he is so passionate about & tubby could be here for another 10 yrs or more.
Personally I think we'll finish in the bottom 5 & won't be expecting any stimulating football but a smile on the little fella's face when he opens his 7th birthday present will do it for me.


As much as I'm anti Ashley that was a great post that Ry, your grandson will remember that forever. Still remember times going to match with my granda (he was probably fucked off with the McKeags).
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21 July 2017 22:58 Post ID: #481503 - in reply to #481410
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Lucky man Keggy & your granda as well,al bet he adored you.
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21 July 2017 23:03 Post ID: #481504 - in reply to #481410
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Unbelievable Jeff.
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