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08 April 2017 17:39 Post ID: #478840
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Lucky escape after 2 mins. poor attempt at a clearance by Dummett and they hit the bar!
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08 April 2017 17:45 Post ID: #478841 - in reply to #478840
Fucking close one there , Fletcher the Mackem hair transplant cunt nearly killed us .
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08 April 2017 17:47 Post ID: #478842 - in reply to #478840
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Another miss, this time by Fletcher. Riding our luck.
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08 April 2017 17:48 Post ID: #478843 - in reply to #478840
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Shocker tackle by Bannan. Should be red!
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08 April 2017 17:51 Post ID: #478844 - in reply to #478840
We're playing absolutely shite at the back .
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08 April 2017 17:52 Post ID: #478845 - in reply to #478840
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You're not wrong Keggy.
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08 April 2017 17:57 Post ID: #478846 - in reply to #478840
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Gayle coming off. Murphy on
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08 April 2017 18:00 Post ID: #478847 - in reply to #478840
I think the substitution might help us . Murphy should hold the ball , the key is the workrate of Perez. He and Gouffran and Diame have to dance round the maypole far more than they normally do. No worries in regards to Ritchie he'll always graft.
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08 April 2017 18:12 Post ID: #478848 - in reply to #478840
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If we last till half time at 0-0 I'll be amazed
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08 April 2017 18:19 Post ID: #478849 - in reply to #478840
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What a shot by Shelvey! Unbelievable attempt, hits the bar.
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08 April 2017 18:27 Post ID: #478850 - in reply to #478849
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That Shelvey effort was out of pure frustration because he is playing with shite. How many players in our team are PL players for me Shelvey and Ritchie and the rest are dross cant see the fat cunt spending any money so we will be fighting relegation again.
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08 April 2017 18:35 Post ID: #478851 - in reply to #478840
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Same start as the first half . On the back foot again.
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08 April 2017 18:45 Post ID: #478852 - in reply to #478840
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At last, we seem to be upping the tempo.
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08 April 2017 18:47 Post ID: #478853 - in reply to #478840
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Shit defending, goal to Wednesday

Edited by Mcnamee67 8/4/2017 18:48
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08 April 2017 18:48 Post ID: #478854 - in reply to #478840
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Shit defenders Mac
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08 April 2017 18:54 Post ID: #478855 - in reply to #478840
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They are winning everything in the air
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08 April 2017 18:56 Post ID: #478856 - in reply to #478855
Lascelles was awful there .
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08 April 2017 18:56 Post ID: #478857 - in reply to #478840
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More shit defending
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08 April 2017 18:57 Post ID: #478858 - in reply to #478840
Steven Fletcher, the only man who can spend a fortune on hair transplants and still look baldy .
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08 April 2017 18:59 Post ID: #478859 - in reply to #478840
Our away fans have paid 43 quid to watch this . Fucking disgrace of a club at times. Choking gutless cunts .
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08 April 2017 18:59 Post ID: #478860 - in reply to #478840
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This is dreadful, heads have dropped now.
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08 April 2017 19:08 Post ID: #478861 - in reply to #478856
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keggy_keagal - 8/4/2017 18:56

Lascelles was awful there .


Has been since he signed. As I've repeatedly said, this is due to him actually not being very good at football. At all.
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08 April 2017 19:16 Post ID: #478862 - in reply to #478840
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With Hayden, Yedlin and Clark missing we look very poor
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08 April 2017 19:16 Post ID: #478863 - in reply to #478861
Officemonkey - 8/4/2017 19:08

keggy_keagal - 8/4/2017 18:56

Lascelles was awful there .


Has been since he signed. As I've repeatedly said, this is due to him actually not being very good at football. At all.


That's not fair , he's had good games this season but does have errors in his game. He was excellent away at Brighton and at Huddersfield and the home game against Villa the week before.
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08 April 2017 19:17 Post ID: #478864 - in reply to #478840
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Consolation goal by Shelvey
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08 April 2017 19:23 Post ID: #478865 - in reply to #478840
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FT 2-1 not good enough
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08 April 2017 19:26 Post ID: #478866 - in reply to #478840
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Lucky u have built a ten point gap!
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08 April 2017 19:26 Post ID: #478867 - in reply to #478840
Terrible performance that . Whole team wasn't at the races and a 10 minute shit or bust at the end was desperate. How long do we keep giving certain players a chance before they are written off as under-performing ? Anita can't play full back, Gouffran didn't offer anything, Lascelles and Mbemba didn't work as a pairing, the Dummett of old reemerged and don't start me on fucking Ayoze Perez and Diame.
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08 April 2017 19:33 Post ID: #478869 - in reply to #478840
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We didn"t even try to win the game. It's all about not trying to get beat for Rafa and pinching a goal on the break. Successful so far in this wank league but won't when we come up against better teams in the PL. We could have more or less sealed promotion today but didn't even attemp too. Boring, boring and when he fucks off in the summer another relegation is one of the options on the fat cunts wheel of fortune.
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08 April 2017 19:44 Post ID: #478870 - in reply to #478840
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Best side won, like St James' physically stronger and much better in the air and we weren't good enough to beat them on the floor. Lascelles needs to be throwing his head at the ball there.
If those players aren't good enough to outpass them and show enough invention to beat them on the ground it just shows how many of them will be exposed in the top flight. 6 or 7 needed minimum with a 100mill + layed out.

Edited by Paul Kannell 8/4/2017 20:03
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08 April 2017 20:18 Post ID: #478871 - in reply to #478840
The later kick off time went against us as some clearly used the factor of Huddersfield and Reading losing in order to dictate their shift.

That said, 3 wins and it's all over guaranteed although beating Leeds next would be a psychological blow to the challengers.
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08 April 2017 20:24 Post ID: #478872 - in reply to #478840
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Later kick off time my arse, we were shite. Reckon we'll go up against Ipswich away myself, although love it to be Preston the Monday night at home, either way, the Scotch is coming out that Monday. HOWAY THE FUCKIN LADS!!!
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08 April 2017 21:36 Post ID: #478873 - in reply to #478840
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Rafa didn't look too pleased in his press conference after the game. Told the interviewer all the things he didn't want to hear. He wants the title and it's slipping away. Promotion is a case of 'when not if'. Odds checker is showing that.
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08 April 2017 22:44 Post ID: #478874 - in reply to #478872
Paul Kannell - 8/4/2017 20:24

Later kick off time my arse, we were shite. Reckon we'll go up against Ipswich away myself, although love it to be Preston the Monday night at home, either way, the Scotch is coming out that Monday. HOWAY THE FUCKIN LADS!!!


We were shite but as I said, I reckon some saw the other teams losing as an excuse for less of an effort.

Gouffran and Diame the worst. Sissoko got a hell of a lot of stick here but he did a couple of decent surges forward per game minimum. Diame does 1 on his best days.

We go up and a lot of work lies ahead.
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09 April 2017 00:33 Post ID: #478875 - in reply to #478840
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We've been shite for six games, since Brighton and Huddersfield away, fuck all to do with earlier results today.
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09 April 2017 09:09 Post ID: #478876 - in reply to #478840
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Lascelles, Diame, Gouffran and Perez were total dogshit today and have been for some time. The first two at fault for both SW goals. Lascelles frequently seems to switch off and gets out muscled often which shouldn't happen with a lad his size.
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10 April 2017 12:12 Post ID: #478892 - in reply to #478840
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I though Mbemba was very poor too.
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10 April 2017 16:32 Post ID: #478895 - in reply to #478840
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Another insipid performance,the usual suspects mentioned above just won't cut it in the premiership,think Mbemba can fulfill his potential but not alongside captain fkn fantastic.Perez the worst of the bunch,his lack of effort is unacceptable,not even a championship player.
Looks like we'll stumble to promotion.
As for Benitez getting the minimum of 150 million from porky in the summer just to stay up,we'll have to wait & see,don't hold your breath,remember he's got form
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11 April 2017 10:05 Post ID: #478905 - in reply to #478840
Mbemba's only playing as Hanley and Clark are injured. Rafa doesn't rate him and seeing as how we seem to get beat when he plays I can understand why .
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11 April 2017 11:31 Post ID: #478907 - in reply to #478840
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Aye,he's had a poor season but he's only 22 & has the potential to be a top centre back.
Lascelles,Clarke & Hanley championship players at best,any combination of these 3 will get ripped apart in the premiership.Priority has to be a quality centre back in the summer for Mbemba to play alongside & keep Clarke as cover.
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