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28 March 2017 07:29 Post ID: #478642
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Alreet you set of knackers.

I'm looking in with mixed feelings here. I don't want Newcastle to go up because I know Rafa is away at the end of the season. I would have been going to the games this season if I'd stayed home as I believed that Rafa's presence signaled a sea change in attitude. How wrong can you be. It's as clear as day that he'll be away at the end of the season and Ashley gets what he wants again.

The other part of me is looking forward to watching Newcastle in the premier league next season. All premier games are shown here either live or on delayed transmission. The Chinese don't even like football ffs, it's all basketball with them. I've started watching Shenzhen FC as the season just started up a couple of weeks back. They won the first game 6-0 and the second game 3-1. We're at home this weekend v Bejing BG. It costs anything from 300 RMB to 900RMB to get in (3 quid to 9 quid) and they get about 10,000 down there in a stadium that holds 35,000. Sven's the manager.

Life in China is fantastic. The women here are stunning and plentiful and I can get everything I want here. I'm missing England not at all. Glad to be away from the fucking place if truth be told. China is a wonderful place, believe nothing you've heard to the contrary.

Tales aplenty when I get home. I must run now as I have a lunch appointment with the lovely Xin. She wants to show me some proper Chinese hospitality... no idea what that can mean ... lol

Tara for now folks.

Chairman Meow.

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28 March 2017 09:23 Post ID: #478644 - in reply to #478642
One part of me knows he's going, another says that he would have been gone by now if it was a lost cause whilst another knows he's a professional and will try to finish the job he started this season.

Im uncertain and if anything Newcastle has taught me over the decades is that anything is possible.
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28 March 2017 09:55 Post ID: #478646 - in reply to #478642
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Nice to here from you mate and glad things are going your way. I would have happily moved to China 20 years ago when I was working in Guangzhou, but the missus wouldn't be convinced.

No doubt in my mind Rafa will be gone in the summer. He wants to leave with his reputation at least intact if not enhanced. So the only time to do that is after clinching promotion.
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28 March 2017 09:56 Post ID: #478647 - in reply to #478642
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Mind I am not convinced Rafa is as good as his reputation suggests. My old granny could get our squad promoted out of this league.
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28 March 2017 10:20 Post ID: #478648 - in reply to #478642
Talking of China though, Demba Ba's home ground had a 'little' fire.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4355746/Shanghai-...
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28 March 2017 17:50 Post ID: #478656 - in reply to #478642
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I was shocked OL that you thought Ashley had changed his spots, he is a grade A cunt who will do whatever suits his agenda and does not give a fuck about the supporters or the club he' s in it for the money and when he realised he'd been shafted by Hall he threw the toys out of the pram. Rafa will be gone in the summer and NUFC will be back in the PL probably with Pardew in the dug out.
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29 March 2017 02:04 Post ID: #478660 - in reply to #478642
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I never thought Ashley had changed his spots mate, I thought Benitez had him in his pocket. I couldn't have been more wrong. I hope we don't go up because it's the equivalent of letting somebody up off the floor when they say they've had enough. You let them up, turn your back to walk away and they smack you over the shoulders with a bat. Better off stamping them to death and making sure. If we go up and Benitez leaves then we're back to square one. Might as well keep taking the medicine now and be done with it. There's an opportunity here for Ashley but he can't take it due to his overwhelming greed.
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29 March 2017 14:43 Post ID: #478663 - in reply to #478642
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On a positive note OL, Stanley is still a dreary shithole!!!!
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30 March 2017 22:23 Post ID: #478675 - in reply to #478642
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Where's your blog gone OL?
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31 March 2017 07:49 Post ID: #478682 - in reply to #478642
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I removed my blog because I wasn't too keen on certain folk out here seeing it. Some of the Americans who I criticised got a pet lip on and it wasn't worth the possible flak from the company. They've made a rod for their own backs though because it's going back up once I get home. This time it will be the unexpurgated version, with no punches pulled.

Sample of their behaviour the other week. One of the fuckers was doing his training presentation and I was being visibly bored (yawning theatrically) and he snapped. It's the reaction I was looking for. He tried to berate me for not being "on board". I let him have his say then produced my assessment from the school which was positively glowing. After I'd read a few choice phrases I asked who I wasn't "on board" with. I then further informed him that my teaching qualification was TESOL and not TASOL. The "E" being English and not American. I then told him to have a nice day and let him carry on. He was almost in tears and could barely finish his shitty presentation. They fucking hate me now down there, but the Chinese people who employ me value me highly. That rankles with the yanks as they want to have all of the power for themselves. They can have as much as they like if people are dumb enough to take shit from them. They have none over me though and they really don't like it. Fuck 'em, utter cunts every last one of them.
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31 March 2017 19:42 Post ID: #478690 - in reply to #478642
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Glad you put them straight mate Americans think they own the world and they think they can change the English language to suit themselves. fucking Color instead of Colour stupid fuckers.
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31 March 2017 20:04 Post ID: #478693 - in reply to #478642
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Yanks.............. sometimes get a rough rub of the cloth. In my expierience of them you have to take them as individuals, some are loud arrogant twats some are quiet ok people some are in tune with the uk humour and banter. When in the US their customer service leaves ours in the dark. Take each as an individual and make your character impressions on them. You get arseholes from everywhere.
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31 March 2017 20:16 Post ID: #478695 - in reply to #478642
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Whats the food like there O.L. ?
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02 April 2017 07:14 Post ID: #478721 - in reply to #478642
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The food you buy from street vendors is really good. The stuff they go mad over in restaurants isn't that great. I never go hungry though Laz. If all else fails there are McDonalds and KFC and Pizza Hut etc.

I thought you'd be more interested in the women Laz. I feel a bit let down that you ask me about food rather than women To answer your anticipated question ... the women are fucking stunners. And vice versa. You'd love it.
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02 April 2017 17:08 Post ID: #478730 - in reply to #478721
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OldLeazes - 2/4/2017 07:14

The food you buy from street vendors is really good. The stuff they go mad over in restaurants isn't that great. I never go hungry though Laz. If all else fails there are McDonalds and KFC and Pizza Hut etc.

I thought you'd be more interested in the women Laz. I feel a bit let down that you ask me about food rather than women To answer your anticipated question ... the women are fucking stunners. And vice versa. You'd love it.
Never fucked one before mate,though have had a play with a couple,if they are anything like the japanese then they will be worth having a go on. Good to hear mate that all is well with you over there.
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03 April 2017 03:09 Post ID: #478737 - in reply to #478693
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The Pyrry - 31/3/2017 20:04

Yanks.............. sometimes get a rough rub of the cloth. In my expierience of them you have to take them as individuals, some are loud arrogant twats some are quiet ok people some are in tune with the uk humour and banter. When in the US their customer service leaves ours in the dark. Take each as an individual and make your character impressions on them. You get arseholes from everywhere.


You're right, people are individuals. I lived in the USA for a while (about 5 year off and on) and the people were amazing. I was in South Carolina and the folk there are as nice as anywhere I've ever been. They adopted me as one of their own. If they have another Civil War over there I'm going to join in with the South Cakkalakians. The ones over here are ok too for the most part, it's just the attitude of a few of them (a good few actually). They make everything about them, all the time. It gets a little tedious after a few months of it. I took the opportunity to straighten a couple of them out, it was a long time coming. I hope you see the intended humour in my posts, it's not meant to be hatred.

All the best.
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