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22 May 2015 12:58 Post ID: #458849
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Playing for the shirt...Where have we all heard this before ? In all honesty I cannot see any of the current players with a re-salable tag wanting to be here next season regardless of the result on Sunday...Let's have a look at the clubs erm purple assets.

Krul...Palace bound
Janmaat...Liverpool perhaps
Colocinni...Fecking off home
Tiote...Again possibly someone like the red or blue scousers
Jonas...( see Colocinni )
Cabella...Back to France
Sissoko...Possible target for The Arse ?
De-Jong...Point to prove ? Possibly
Perez...Chelsea or The Spuds ?
Cisse...Rumoured to be going to the middle east

The rest of the playing staff with possibly the exception of Aarons are not worth £10m combined and won't give a toss which league they are in.

Edited by Sir Laz 22/5/2015 13:23
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22 May 2015 13:31 Post ID: #458853 - in reply to #458849
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Why would Arsenal want Sissoko? He isn't good enough for the Championship let alone Champions League. Another clogger who can run fast (if/when he tries).

Edited by Officemonkey 22/5/2015 14:08
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22 May 2015 14:04 Post ID: #458854 - in reply to #458849
For me, Ashley can take them all with him apart from Perez and Janmaat. We'll start again with a blank canvas.
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22 May 2015 14:06 Post ID: #458856 - in reply to #458853
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Officemonkey - 22/5/2015 13:31

Why would Arsenal want Sissoko? He isn't good enough for the Championship let alone Champions League. Another clogged who can run fast (if/when he tries).
We differ on opinion here C.J. even though Sissoko has been at best mediocre this season, I'll grant you that...But I think if he was playing for a proper football team who have an ambition to win things that he would up his game and turn into the player he looked to be when he first signed.
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22 May 2015 14:08 Post ID: #458857 - in reply to #458849
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That's a fair point Laz but nobody forced him to accept 60k a week. I'd run through walls for any cunt paying me that type of money.
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22 May 2015 14:19 Post ID: #458858 - in reply to #458857
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Officemonkey - 22/5/2015 14:08

That's a fair point Laz but nobody forced him to accept 60k a week. I'd run through walls for any cunt paying me that type of money.
Footballers are a different creed these days mate,no affinity to the club or the fans unless they are
local players.Only interest for them is seeing that bank balance getting bigger month by month.
And Toony,my sentiments exactly,they were the only 2 players who seemed to give a shit for the shirt.
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22 May 2015 15:13 Post ID: #458860 - in reply to #458857
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Officemonkey - 22/5/2015 14:08

That's a fair point Laz but nobody forced him to accept 60k a week. I'd run through walls for any cunt paying me that type of money.


Fair point, but at some point the money ceases to become a motivator. Doesn't matter if you're earning £600, £6000 or £60,000 p/w if the people you're working for are clueless half-wits (I'm rounding up).
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22 May 2015 18:26 Post ID: #458865 - in reply to #458849
I agree with that birds about working for half-wits but regarding sissoko it would take a very big improvement for him to be wanted by a bigger club than he's at now.
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22 May 2015 19:43 Post ID: #458875 - in reply to #458849
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Past caring now and looking forward to my break in Brid come Tuesday.
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22 May 2015 21:22 Post ID: #458878 - in reply to #458849
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We have a plan for the games on Sunday up at my local CIU club. Show both games on the 2 big screens simultaneously.
Should give for some stiff necks come Monday.
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23 May 2015 18:21 Post ID: #458921 - in reply to #458849
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If i were manure id sooner see Newcastle relegated than hull. Newcastle has more potential in the future than the likes of hull so id play a massively weakened team against hull tomorrow. a 90th minute fluky goal off the arse of a hull player who didn't know nowt about it would do, and a kevin nolan screamer in the 90th minute
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23 May 2015 18:25 Post ID: #458922 - in reply to #458921
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billybobcat - 23/5/2015 18:21

If i were manure id sooner see Newcastle relegated than hull. Newcastle has more potential in the future than the likes of hull so id play a massively weakened team against hull tomorrow. a 90th minute fluky goal off the arse of a hull player who didn't know nowt about it would do, and a kevin nolan screamer in the 90th minute



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23 May 2015 18:28 Post ID: #458923 - in reply to #458849
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hadn't you better get your belt off ready for your weekend child braying.
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23 May 2015 20:04 Post ID: #458931 - in reply to #458849
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Trial run today with 2 puters and 2 accounts works a treat for screening both games on the big screens the morra.
Tis a win win in my book, stay up and part of the old me will be relieved, go down Ashley don't get his millions.
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23 May 2015 20:26 Post ID: #458932 - in reply to #458849
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There's no time left for philosophising, this club is a cancer on itself, it's fans (customers) and most of all it's city and heritage.

Relegation might offer a new chance.

50/50 at worst in us going down.
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23 May 2015 20:32 Post ID: #458933 - in reply to #458849
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Just cant see Hull beating manure.
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23 May 2015 20:40 Post ID: #458934 - in reply to #458849
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Ever the optimist I can see Man U not caring a flyer tomorrow and be happy to capitulate to avoid injury, protect contracts and market values. All we need is WH to put us to the sword.

Of course form is form, but we are so shit i'd expect us to drop the game by two goals. There's nothing in that team that tries to get past wage day (besides Janmaat).
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23 May 2015 21:20 Post ID: #458935 - in reply to #458849
The last time we were in this situation I was nervous as fuck and was in a mood for ages, this time there's pro's and con's whichever way the result goes. Ultimately though, the best one is the one that sees Ashley exit quicker.

A lot say relegation will speed it up but with the club dropping in value, a lowered price may just see Ashley persist. Im hoping that if we do stay up that it's frightened the fat man enough that he foresaw a potential £80 million being wiped before his eyes and he takes the next realistic offer because contrary to no publicity, there will have been some.
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23 May 2015 21:31 Post ID: #458936 - in reply to #458849
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toony man open your eyes. He wont spend what you think he will just put it down to experience. Unless the club is relegated and stays in that division for a few seasons he wont go anywhere. Yes the clubs value will plummet but that's good because the longer the stay in that division the lower the price he will get for the club.

He will have to sell the club and by then the sky fans will have pissed off and his tatty SD brand wont be getting the publicity the fat twat is after.

Its obvious you don't want the club you support relegated but it needs to happen because the fans that go aren't doing anything about it. a fucking mass sit in what a pile of shite, a mass boycott would have done the business considering its the last game of the season, and the magnitude of a defeat and a hull win would make the fat cunt squirm in his massive pants.
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23 May 2015 21:51 Post ID: #458937 - in reply to #458849
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Spot on BBC.
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23 May 2015 22:03 Post ID: #458938 - in reply to #458849
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Agree BBC, unless we go down nothing will change. Fatty will sell a load get a couple in and rely on there being 3 shitter teams again next season and repeat until we do eventually get relegated. The whole time we stay up he's pocketing millions and still the fuckwits go to support the team.
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23 May 2015 22:03 Post ID: #458939 - in reply to #458849
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I'm going to the toon (not the SDA) to watch the match tomorrow with my son and I just know if we score first I will be cheering like fuck. It's just not right that a fat, ugly, fat cockney bastard should stop you loving a football club that's part of who you are. Why the fuck should he win? Why the fuck shouldn't we be in the PL THEN force the cunt out. The ashley.out.com lads are not mugs and the pressure will be slowly build on the fat cunt when getting rid of us will seem like a pleasure. WE HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN HOW NASTY WE CAN BE and the fat cockney COWARD is already in hiding.



Edited by vin1892 23/5/2015 22:06
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23 May 2015 22:07 Post ID: #458940 - in reply to #458936
billybobcat - 23/5/2015 21:31

toony man open your eyes. He wont spend what you think he will just put it down to experience. Unless the club is relegated and stays in that division for a few seasons he wont go anywhere. Yes the clubs value will plummet but that's good because the longer the stay in that division the lower the price he will get for the club.

He will have to sell the club and by then the sky fans will have pissed off and his tatty SD brand wont be getting the publicity the fat twat is after.

Its obvious you don't want the club you support relegated but it needs to happen because the fans that go aren't doing anything about it. a fucking mass sit in what a pile of shite, a mass boycott would have done the business considering its the last game of the season, and the magnitude of a defeat and a hull win would make the fat cunt squirm in his massive pants.


Open my eyes? open them to what?

I dont expect him to make another net spend as long as he's here, all im saying is that a relegation near miss could make him sell when he may not have given it a thought due to the potential money loss and need to spend to stop it happening again soon.

As for relegation, im with the masses in that id take it in a shot if I knew it would speed the exit up but we're not guaranteed on that score either due to his massive fortune already built up and impending property deals. He could just as easily be allowing us to self-implode by dropping through the leagues.
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23 May 2015 22:08 Post ID: #458941 - in reply to #458849
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Just as well you added (not the SDA) nearly chocked on me boiled egg.
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23 May 2015 22:12 Post ID: #458942 - in reply to #458940
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Toon_NoMatterWot - 23/5/2015 22:07

billybobcat - 23/5/2015 21:31

toony man open your eyes. He wont spend what you think he will just put it down to experience. Unless the club is relegated and stays in that division for a few seasons he wont go anywhere. Yes the clubs value will plummet but that's good because the longer the stay in that division the lower the price he will get for the club.

He will have to sell the club and by then the sky fans will have pissed off and his tatty SD brand wont be getting the publicity the fat twat is after.

Its obvious you don't want the club you support relegated but it needs to happen because the fans that go aren't doing anything about it. a fucking mass sit in what a pile of shite, a mass boycott would have done the business considering its the last game of the season, and the magnitude of a defeat and a hull win would make the fat cunt squirm in his massive pants.


Open my eyes? open them to what?

I dont expect him to make another net spend as long as he's here, all im saying is that a relegation near miss could make him sell when he may not have given it a thought due to the potential money loss and need to spend to stop it happening again soon.

As for relegation, im with the masses in that id take it in a shot if I knew it would speed the exit up but we're not guaranteed on that score either due to his massive fortune already built up and impending property deals. He could just as easily be allowing us to self-implode by dropping through the leagues.

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Its nut "US" anymore Toony and hasn't been for years now. The entire club is corrupt from top to bottom and deserves to implode in on itself.
Feck all worth hanging onto off the back of this shit I say.
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23 May 2015 22:29 Post ID: #458943 - in reply to #458941
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BlackBob - 23/5/2015 22:08

Just as well you added (not the SDA) nearly chocked on me boiled egg.


BOB - hand on heart having followed this football club for all of your life do you really want us relegated. So the mackems, Aston Vile, Neverton and Spuds fans can get delight because they'll never be as big a club as us, despite being more successful (not the mackems obviously - where's Milan - just past Pennywell) . I'd rather spite those cunts than a fat, spotty billionaire that couldn't really give a fuck anyway.

Edited by vin1892 23/5/2015 22:33
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23 May 2015 22:37 Post ID: #458944 - in reply to #458943
vin1892 - 23/5/2015 22:29

BlackBob - 23/5/2015 22:08

Just as well you added (not the SDA) nearly chocked on me boiled egg.


BOB - hand on heart having followed this football club for all of your life do you really want us relegated. So the mackems, Aston Vile, Neverton and Spuds fans can get delight because they'll never be as big a club as us, despite being more successful (not the mackems obviously - where's Milan - just past Pennywell) . I'd rather spite those cunts than a fat, spotty billionaire that couldn't really give a fuck anyway.


The only part of me that doesn't want relegation is the part that has this daft notion that we're going to be sold and it's better we're in the top division on doing so.

The other parts of me want relegation to spite the way that the club is run now and if it limits the amount of money that can be earned then the more the better but in a perverse way it affects us all. It's a horrible scenario to be in and in all truthfulness, the club should fold to allow us to grieve and ressurrect from the ashes.
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23 May 2015 22:43 Post ID: #458945 - in reply to #458849
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Relegation. Parachute payments etc.

Reckon half that bunch could haul us out of the Championship next season? No fucking chance.

If we go down we'll be sold within the month.

p.s - think about who will go:

Krul & Janmaat - a few million each
Colo - good riddance free transfer
Perez - not much but a decent investment for others
Sissoko - I used to rate him but his value must have at least halved. £4m for cash.
Cisse - few quid and that's the end you'll ever hear of him.
Cabella & Riviere - they'll stick about. Try getting 60k a week from any sensible team for either of those.

The rest will stay, soak up their contracts and continue to be dross. Shame but that's the way it is.

Hopefully.


Edited by Wilco 23/5/2015 22:58
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23 May 2015 22:46 Post ID: #458947 - in reply to #458849
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My hearts breaking regards the outcome at 4.45 tomorrow. Must say though that I believe we need to be relegated and on current form we deserve it.
Prem league club my arse it's a sports shop window full of imbeciles that deserve everything coming their way.
I'll have a deep sigh for the NUFC of old if we drop tomorrow, but I'll raise a wee glass to see fatty lose millions in TV money also.
Personally I'd lock the gates at 3pm and book an airstrike for 6pm to wipe the place clean, mays well take all the shit in one go and put the cows back onto some new pasture.
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23 May 2015 22:52 Post ID: #458948 - in reply to #458849
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http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/mike-ashleys-house/view/bing/

Here's where he lives. He's shit on us maybe it's time he had a few MAGPIES shitting in his nest.
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23 May 2015 22:54 Post ID: #458949 - in reply to #458849
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No need to get into bother, he hasn't got a very long lifespan left anyway
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23 May 2015 22:55 Post ID: #458950 - in reply to #458849
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Fat bastad has ate himself into an early grave, which can only be a good thing for mankind.
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23 May 2015 22:59 Post ID: #458951 - in reply to #458849
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I think even a threat of a Geordie within a 100 yards of his house would give the fat, cockney coward a fucking heart attack. Hopefully.
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24 May 2015 13:57 Post ID: #459005 - in reply to #458948
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vin1892 - 23/5/2015 22:52

http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/mike-ashleys-house/view/bing/

Here's where he lives. He's shit on us maybe it's time he had a few MAGPIES shitting in his nest.


I bet that tennis court hasn't seen a fucking tennis ball since it was built.
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24 May 2015 14:09 Post ID: #459012 - in reply to #458951
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vin1892 - 23/5/2015 22:59

I think even a threat of a Geordie within a 100 yards of his house would give the fat, cockney coward a fucking heart attack. Hopefully.


Really? He sits there in his fat white shirt, in the knowledge that 50,000 can see him every time he attends a game. He's got nothing to be scared of from our lot, and he knows it.
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24 May 2015 16:08 Post ID: #459038 - in reply to #458849
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fuck sake.
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24 May 2015 16:28 Post ID: #459049 - in reply to #458849
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Exactly plats we are pathetic.
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