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11 August 2011 18:23 Post ID: #186906 - in reply to #1177
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Your very quiet lads, what's wrong with you? Come on get stuck in!
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11 August 2011 21:13 Post ID: #187000 - in reply to #1177
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hello newcastle fan all me life, used to live near consett living in yorkshire now with the missus i met at uni, still a regular visitor home but on a reluctant self imposed exile till the fat tw@t and his cockney cronies have done one!

enjoy reading the banter as a lurker and thought best sign up

cheers
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17 August 2011 12:46 Post ID: #189356 - in reply to #1177
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Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but does nothing to ease the pain of following the Toon.
Went to every home game in the mid-80's, but we've been here in Greece for years, so nothing since we beat Olympiakos!
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17 August 2011 13:35 Post ID: #189373 - in reply to #1177
Welcome to the madhouse mate...

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21 September 2011 23:16 Post ID: #202082 - in reply to #1177
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whats the craic
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29 September 2011 14:57 Post ID: #204977 - in reply to #1177
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Hello, im herder,ex pro footballer(top flight) part time p e teacher, ex employment agency owner, occasional newspaper journo and also do a bit punditry and scouting in my spare time
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30 September 2011 11:05 Post ID: #205252 - in reply to #1177
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Hi . Pellets the name , just cut off my balls and make me wear the dunces cap.Supported Newcastle since 1984 .Lurked on this site for ages.Finally come out of the cyber closet.

Salutations
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30 September 2011 11:17 Post ID: #205257 - in reply to #1177
Welcome...

You know the drill.. Football and most other subjects are the norm on here..

Laz would say post a pic to introduce yourself but it wouldn't be a pic of you he would want to see unless you were a lass over 16.


oh and the less clothes the better..
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30 September 2011 12:29 Post ID: #205274 - in reply to #205257
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I curse my misfortune everyday that I do not have the body of a over 16 year old lady . I would be far Richer than I am now .

If that were the case Laz would be welcome to a photo / set of , for the right renumeration of course , would take GB Pounds, Dollars and Paypal.

Good to be here
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30 September 2011 16:20 Post ID: #205351 - in reply to #1177
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Welcome Pellet
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08 October 2011 14:24 Post ID: #207965 - in reply to #1177
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Horder, herders older much more sensible brother
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13 October 2011 18:27 Post ID: #209677 - in reply to #1177
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Hello Lads!

Been lurking on this forum for around a year, finally decided to sign up!



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28 November 2011 21:46 Post ID: #225023 - in reply to #1177
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waheyy,..made it at last

hello good evening and welcome

whats the fucks gannin on here then???????
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28 November 2011 21:54 Post ID: #225028 - in reply to #1177
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welcome benny!
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28 November 2011 22:39 Post ID: #225071 - in reply to #1177
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tankyou kind sir
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29 November 2011 00:46 Post ID: #225120 - in reply to #1177
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well the turn* is here

lets get the show on the road


(geddit?)
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29 November 2011 17:40 Post ID: #225369 - in reply to #1177
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hehe,..you better believe it squire!!!
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12 January 2012 20:27 Post ID: #242245 - in reply to #1177
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Alreet! Im a newby hence me writing this crap. Ive been on the boards for a while now but have not bothered my arse until now to sign up. So hello all.
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09 February 2012 22:38 Post ID: #253291 - in reply to #1177
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Looking for some stories to put in my sermons, I know I am in the right place here. Hi to everyone looking forward to some great banter!!!
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29 February 2012 13:04 Post ID: #259630 - in reply to #1177
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Hi guys,

Been lurking for a couple of weeks, thought I'd sign up. Postgrad at Durham Uni and I've supported Newcastle since I was a bairn. My first match was Bristol City in the Coca-Cola cup in about 1995 or something
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27 March 2012 10:24 Post ID: #265846 - in reply to #1177
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Hello on and all, back after an enforced break as I lost the link.

Been living in East Yorkshire since 1996, I have a season ticket in the Gallowgate.

Run my own company and its very hard work.
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29 August 2012 17:15 Post ID: #300013 - in reply to #1177
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Evening.

Been reading the board for a while now, thought I'd weigh in with a few opinions.
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03 September 2012 15:35 Post ID: #302270 - in reply to #1177
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Looking forward to giving the odd opinion on NUFC.
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20 September 2012 15:35 Post ID: #306495 - in reply to #1177
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Afternoon gents, ladies etc.

Long-time lurker here, decided the time was right to start making an effort and actually post something.

Let the fun n games commence....
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11 October 2012 10:21 Post ID: #311521 - in reply to #1177
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Me too , Long time lurker.
Geordie exiled in West Yorkshire
My name ,is what the locals call me,cos I'm a right miserable sod.
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12 November 2012 22:31 Post ID: #318774 - in reply to #1177
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Reporting again for duty from about 4 years back. Period of enforced lurking due to general computer illiteracy, losing passwords and all sorts of excuses, including just enjoying the banter/discussions/opinion/general shite. Fenham lad now Gateshead, season ticket currently ...(bollocks! Is this starting to sound like I'm on a dating site??). Anyhoo - hello
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12 November 2012 22:43 Post ID: #318777 - in reply to #1177
I remember the name Chunta...

Welcome back to the madhoose anyway.
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15 November 2012 23:05 Post ID: #319298 - in reply to #1177
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Just signed up. I`d like to give that Andyj a canny kicking .

Nee smileys on here ?...not that I was friggin joking like
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12 February 2013 14:58 Post ID: #341706 - in reply to #1177
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alright chaps lewy is the name been following this forum for about 6 months so decided to take the plunge,supported the club solid since 1975 season ticket holder since 91....hellooooooo!!
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28 February 2013 18:02 Post ID: #344335 - in reply to #1177
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Alreet....

Proud Northumbrian and a life long Blyth Spartans AFC fan, I write a very good blog about the Spartans many articles naturally featuring former Newcastle players who have played for us.

Check it out here, always a good read:

http://blythspirit.wordpress.com/
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17 March 2013 13:29 Post ID: #347996 - in reply to #1177
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alright all, my name's Rob.

I've been lurking on this board for a fair bit and only just decided to give it a bash. Currently living down in Birmingham but can't wait to get back to the place. My ambition in life is to live above a curry house and have a season ticket at st. james'

looking forward to getting involved in the forum
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25 March 2013 20:15 Post ID: #349700 - in reply to #1177
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Been checking the forum out for a while, decided at last to sign up.
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25 March 2013 20:26 Post ID: #349707 - in reply to #1177
welcome, I'd post a bit more before you attempt to use the site as a advert though...as you see threads seen as spam get pulled quite fast. maybe try posting more before you do it to show you intend to be a poster and not a spammer....
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29 March 2013 12:02 Post ID: #350383 - in reply to #1177
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Didn't notice this!

Name is Iain.
Born and live in a little place in the bottom of the Lake District, Cumbria, although my family are all from Wallsend, apart from my mother who is basically a mackem.
Been going to games since i was old enough in mid 90's.
These days i only do away games, mostly North West based ones due to work, money and the fact i stopped going to SJP a few years back due to the way the club was run.
Been to Faro (pre-season), Brugge, Kharkiv and next week Lisboa.
I like real ale (well i am Cumbrian) and Northern Soul.

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29 March 2013 12:14 Post ID: #350384 - in reply to #1177
Welcome to the forum 'Newbies'.

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21 April 2013 20:45 Post ID: #355644 - in reply to #1177
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Alright Folks,

Names Joe, 24, ... Live in Ireland and i'm a Toon fan my whole life.
Been to about 12 games this season including brugge away.
Slowly but surely being persuaded not to attend another game till either pardew leaves or ashley gives the club to someone who deserves it!
Looking forward to letting serious frustrations out on this forum in coming weeks!
Expect a few hate filled posts for pardew coming your way :)

Joe D
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28 April 2013 20:09 Post ID: #357227 - in reply to #1177
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Oi Oi.

Blyth here, life long toon fan. been wanting to sign up for a while so here i am.
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30 April 2013 13:02 Post ID: #357893 - in reply to #1177
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Hello!

Newcastle fan born and bread in darlo, supporting the toon since I can remember. I get to a few games every year and I bought a season ticket this year. Have not renewed due to work & family commitments but I'll hopefully get to a few games next year.

Anyway, I've been lurking for far far too long and it's about time I chipped in. I haven't liked pardew (or his arrogance) since day 1 and my mates have stopped listening to my moaning.

Time to bore you lot with it. . .
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30 April 2013 13:26 Post ID: #357902 - in reply to #1177
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Welcome All

Looks like you'll fit in quite well...
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19 July 2013 20:22 Post ID: #373255 - in reply to #1177
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Hi fellas, look forward to helping bring down the W..k.rs empire....
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