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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
06 July 2011 17:06 Post ID: #170769 - in reply to #170318
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There cant b a Mrs P lets not grant this gigalo the fortune of being loved by anyone other than himself
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06 July 2011 17:31 Post ID: #170785 - in reply to #170558
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rabit71 - 6/7/2011 10:32 i reckon steekiess inadvertantly made a corker there ont he last page
Moi? Tres bien el rabito.
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06 July 2011 17:33 Post ID: #170786 - in reply to #170318
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Oh there is a Mrs P, but it still doesn't stop him loving himself!

"I 'eard 'arps mite be leavin town. Hes been a top rate first notch A class keeper for us. My priority now is to secure.. his tanmeister 4000"
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06 July 2011 19:18 Post ID: #170809 - in reply to #170318
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'Arps one gave me a proper belly ache.
It's taking shape lads, a few minor teething posts by us all as first but this is going to be a runaway success.
Well, for us TOTT crowd anyway
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06 July 2011 19:22 Post ID: #170814 - in reply to #170786
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Platinii - 6/7/2011 17:33

Oh there is a Mrs P, but it still doesn't stop him loving himself!

"I 'eard 'arps mite be leavin town. Hes been a top rate first notch A class keeper for us. My priority now is to secure.. his tanmeister 4000"


It sounds more tragic if hes' a 49 year old bachelor though. In my minds eye anyway.
He's starting to form into some sort of Rigsby/ Quagmire character already
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06 July 2011 19:27 Post ID: #170819 - in reply to #170318
What's this then?
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06 July 2011 19:34 Post ID: #170827 - in reply to #170819
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El Toro - 6/7/2011 19:27

What's this then?


nowt
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06 July 2011 20:48 Post ID: #170898 - in reply to #170318
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"The new signings have a certain 'flamboyance' in their play, if you'll pardon my french. #pardish"
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06 July 2011 20:53 Post ID: #170903 - in reply to #170898
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rabit71 - 6/7/2011 20:48

"The new signings have a certain 'flamboyance' in their play, if you'll pardon my french. #pardish"


Quality. plagerised slightly, and up there already
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06 July 2011 21:16 Post ID: #170919 - in reply to #170318
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Quality stuff rabit
Disappointed we've only got 28 followers hope it's not a reflection on the level of pardew love
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06 July 2011 21:41 Post ID: #170925 - in reply to #170318
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Needs a few more #nufc links to entice in I think
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06 July 2011 21:42 Post ID: #170927 - in reply to #170318
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it'll grow
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06 July 2011 21:45 Post ID: #170929 - in reply to #170318
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"@shiteseats where exactly are these "shiteseats"? sportsdirect@st. james' is a glorious monument worthy of me...."


(bit shite, but things along those lines to the groups with loads of followers will get more people)
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06 July 2011 21:45 Post ID: #170930 - in reply to #170318
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20 in a day, hardly groundbreaking but do the mafs. Treble figure by next week?
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06 July 2011 21:49 Post ID: #170931 - in reply to #170318
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It writes itself really, just the standard banter we have on here. Between us, sometimes its shit, mostly funny. Every so often someone comes up with a classic. More than enough to drm up a folowing, and have Pardish on the terraces by kick off
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06 July 2011 22:00 Post ID: #170934 - in reply to #170318
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It's not even a parody of him in truth. Half the shit were posting comes close to the drivel he comes out most days. Chances are he's such a tragic character in the making some people might think its the real bloke come october. when they fuckin wake up that is
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06 July 2011 22:28 Post ID: #170952 - in reply to #170318
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Wait til one of us gets oiled up on strong drink. Then it'll really liven up...
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06 July 2011 22:35 Post ID: #170955 - in reply to #170318
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Aye, its all tame now.wait until Friday night, twitter will probably forced to take it down
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06 July 2011 23:38 Post ID: #170990 - in reply to #170318
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"Like the fans, I want to know where this clubs is headed. At the moment, all I can say is Darlington".
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06 July 2011 23:40 Post ID: #170991 - in reply to #170318
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"Cabaye is like my little French ewok. I can't understand him but I love him to bits. He'll lead us against the rebellion".
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07 July 2011 00:41 Post ID: #170998 - in reply to #170318
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"Demba came for us with a reputation of style and eczema. He can sail to new heights. I fully suspect him to become a Star Ba"
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07 July 2011 03:22 Post ID: #171004 - in reply to #170318
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Am as cunning as a fox when it comes to traansffers, a fox that's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford.
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07 July 2011 13:22 Post ID: #171163 - in reply to #170318
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"I can reassure the fans, even if we start without new signings but Mike has promised me money in September if I need it."

"There seems some debate over the colour of our new 3rd kit. It's a lighter shade of 'arps"

"People have compared me to Keegan, it's flattering but it's probably more about my likeability. People lseem to love me up here."
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07 July 2011 13:26 Post ID: #171165 - in reply to #170318
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"Wheyaye pet, canny bag 'o Tudor, Byker Grove. I know how important it is to understand our fans. I think this proves I do."
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07 July 2011 13:55 Post ID: #171182 - in reply to #170318
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Is this guy serious? Or are we doing such a bloody good job?


jjr0305 Joe Riddell
@dannysimpson12 @WayneRoutledge @Joey7Barton @Sammy_Ameobi I''m guessing the @Alain_Pardeux account is a total fake? Haha.
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07 July 2011 14:03 Post ID: #171189 - in reply to #170318
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He's either just being facetious, trying to plug it or belongs on nufcmad.
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07 July 2011 14:05 Post ID: #171192 - in reply to #170318
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"I 'ate it when someone compares one of my players to me in my days. But sometimes a player is just THAT good."
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07 July 2011 14:24 Post ID: #171199 - in reply to #170318
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up to 40 followers. tickedy boo
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07 July 2011 14:32 Post ID: #171204 - in reply to #170318
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Follower Explosion!

Fine Tuned our following account - Thought it would be good to give Cwarr some Pardish praise
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07 July 2011 14:33 Post ID: #171205 - in reply to #170318
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I think it's time crank things up a notch with some lady stalking...
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07 July 2011 14:41 Post ID: #171209 - in reply to #170318
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Cwarr can become Pardeux little pet
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07 July 2011 14:44 Post ID: #171213 - in reply to #170318
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Should monsieur Pardeux really follow people though. I say no and up the arrogance.
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07 July 2011 14:46 Post ID: #171215 - in reply to #170318
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no, but he can always groom himself on flattering comments
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07 July 2011 14:48 Post ID: #171217 - in reply to #170318
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'Danny Guthrie has arrived back for training pregnant, I was never quite sure about him but this is a shock. He swore to me he was on the pill'
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07 July 2011 14:54 Post ID: #171219 - in reply to #171217
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steekiebrown - 7/7/2011 14:48

'Danny Guthrie has arrived back for training pregnant, I was never quite sure about him but this is a shock. He swore to me he was on the pill'


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07 July 2011 15:16 Post ID: #171227 - in reply to #170318
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I've cast a line of Pardish at our lovely female 51st follower...
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07 July 2011 15:17 Post ID: #171229 - in reply to #170318
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There's another one but it's not so obvious. I propose Pardeux would suggest She gets herself a more obvious profile pic
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07 July 2011 15:36 Post ID: #171232 - in reply to #171227
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poisoned_monkey - 7/7/2011 15:16

I've cast a line of Pardish at our lovely female 51st follower...


worked as well, She's re tweeting the Pardish
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07 July 2011 15:50 Post ID: #171233 - in reply to #170318
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Soft Hands, you should take a bow for that profile picture.

Fucking tremendous, totally makes the character.
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07 July 2011 17:50 Post ID: #171278 - in reply to #170318
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“Been encouraging Pedro to sort his barnet so we can go on the pull. I wanna distraction for the fat girl while I slip into something more me”
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