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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
17 July 2011 21:36 Post ID: #175688 - in reply to #170318
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People say i'm a one trick pony, I'm not. I have a field full of ponies, ready to run into battle #battlepardend
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17 July 2011 23:06 Post ID: #175725 - in reply to #170318
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"the lads thought they could get me with th eold hand in warm water trick. i got them back - leon, danny and perchy will start the new season with no eyebrows.... #hewhopardslastpardsthehardest"
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18 July 2011 14:14 Post ID: #175835 - in reply to #170318
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"Yes, we'll make training tough but I believe in rewarding hard work and enjoying life, so we'll hit the US tile in style! #pardyhard"
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18 July 2011 16:06 Post ID: #175868 - in reply to #170318
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Stole from laz:

"you'll never believe this- went to treat perchy to a maccy ds and the lad behind the counter was in full toon gear... It's like a cult following over here.... #nufc"

needs pardished

"yoyo wanted to spend some time easing in his mrs to Geordie surroudings... Can't blame him, I wouldn't mind easing her in either, have you seen her?#pardgasmic"
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18 July 2011 16:13 Post ID: #175873 - in reply to #170318
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"bloody jetlag, my natural rhythm haS gone all to pot. Strutted down the street the other day and not one head turned #outofpards"

could say "jived" instead of strutted
could trend #unpardlike or #unpardesque or somehig else


Couple more unrelated trends:
#vavapards
#pardjo (mojo)
#pardelution or #revopardtion

and if he ever buys a 2 wheel mode of transport we call It a #mopard
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18 July 2011 19:08 Post ID: #175916 - in reply to #170318
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any feedback?
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18 July 2011 21:16 Post ID: #175954 - in reply to #170318
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Sorry, just checked. Not sure where to go with them and not struck on 'parding' up words arbitrarily.

By the by, sorry I was watching that Dispatches, got carried away and tweeted twice, without approval.

'pologies...

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19 July 2011 11:10 Post ID: #176142 - in reply to #170318
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They don't really work unless they rhyme or fit in some way. You can't pard every word!



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19 July 2011 14:22 Post ID: #176213 - in reply to #170318
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'Just got a letter from this phone hacking enquiry select committee, Pards will have to turn up the charm to 10 to get out of this one'
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19 July 2011 14:25 Post ID: #176216 - in reply to #170318
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'Phew, thats a relief. Apparently asking for your phone to be hacked doesn't count. I thought they'd caught me checking Dannys phone for texts from his ex'
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19 July 2011 14:53 Post ID: #176243 - in reply to #170318
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"Doc told Fergie he wouldnt walk again after his injury but I laid my ealin ahnds on 'im Now he's up n knocking em in for fun #35pardscreamer"
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19 July 2011 15:28 Post ID: #176270 - in reply to #170318
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If you add up the players and think we have a small squad, you will be way off. I have to mark the cards of the fans on that. Deal with it
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19 July 2011 19:21 Post ID: #176399 - in reply to #170318
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Nothing really great lately
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19 July 2011 20:10 Post ID: #176406 - in reply to #170318
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"Football management is about honesty, but making sure that honesty hits the spot. Easy to get caught between a #rockandapardplace"
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19 July 2011 20:34 Post ID: #176409 - in reply to #170318
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Not bad. Seems all about the trend though haha

"met a lovely girl called candy today... ForeverS gonna start tonight... #totaleclipseofthepard"
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20 July 2011 17:10 Post ID: #176699 - in reply to #170318
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Jay-Z is in Kansas tonight to cheer on the lads, might pop round Beyonce's while he's out. JC and Stevie Stone will manage. #Pardknocklife
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20 July 2011 20:17 Post ID: #176753 - in reply to #170318
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Like that one morty, thjough can I suggest an even more appropriate hash tag of #Pardyanimal

Edited by Platinii 20/7/2011 20:31
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20 July 2011 20:29 Post ID: #176760 - in reply to #170318
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"Sorting player squad numbers out but struggling to cahnt to four. Every time I get to 'free' Mike says it gonna cost millions"

Can't think of a hash tag!
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20 July 2011 22:33 Post ID: #176804 - in reply to #170318
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#pardtimestables
#magicnumber
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20 July 2011 23:27 Post ID: #176848 - in reply to #170318
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'met a lovely fella today, he had a bowler hat for us to lark about. Mike seen the bowler and disappeared, he thought it was a VAT man'
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20 July 2011 23:31 Post ID: #176851 - in reply to #170318
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'very accommodating the fella, he done me a lovely reach around when he knocked my hip out. I've told Danny the lipstick was from an old dear who needed rescued from a fire'
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20 July 2011 23:46 Post ID: #176861 - in reply to #176848
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steekiebrown - 20/7/2011 23:27

'met a lovely fella today, he had a bowler hat for us to lark about. Mike seen the bowler and disappeared, he thought it was the VAT man'


Gets my vote

*tips bowler*
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20 July 2011 23:47 Post ID: #176862 - in reply to #176861
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the bowler could be a long running joke/prop i sense
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21 July 2011 09:39 Post ID: #176976 - in reply to #170318
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'Ben Arfa will be fine. I laid my healing hands on him, he said he felt a power he'd never felt before. Turns out little Pards was rubbing on his thigh'
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21 July 2011 11:08 Post ID: #176993 - in reply to #170318
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Quality work lads, I see you've annoyed some Mackems in the process as well.
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21 July 2011 12:17 Post ID: #177012 - in reply to #170318
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Losing Ben Arfa to injury is like selling a player only I don't get the cheeky grin from Mike
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21 July 2011 13:47 Post ID: #177095 - in reply to #170318
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Top notch & up steeks.
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21 July 2011 13:54 Post ID: #177100 - in reply to #170318
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You've forgotten my favourite one PM....
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21 July 2011 14:50 Post ID: #177119 - in reply to #170318
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Anyone else think the American tour could be like planes trains and automobiles? Pards martin and Ashley candy
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21 July 2011 18:29 Post ID: #177223 - in reply to #170318
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No, no I do not.
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21 July 2011 18:33 Post ID: #177224 - in reply to #170318
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"Newcastle fans should be excited, I make miracles happen. If in doubt, explain my looks and sauve ways. Walk on water? I glide."
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22 July 2011 19:53 Post ID: #177592 - in reply to #170318
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Lahvly bbm.. lahvly.
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22 July 2011 20:55 Post ID: #177619 - in reply to #170318
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"These Kansas gals are lovin the smoothness of Pards. Even in this heat Candy and Cindy cant get enough of Little pards. Hot dog! #Pardasrock"
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23 July 2011 01:03 Post ID: #177747 - in reply to #170318
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There's good hunting in The Sun today with the Baptists in the same hotel and on Twitter SunSteveBrenner's got an American bird saying to Parduex "You're so much better looking in the flesh.".
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25 July 2011 00:26 Post ID: #178595 - in reply to #170318
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just on the danny simpson baby story

the baby was over a month early right?

and pardew was appointed around 8 month ago.....

he wastes no time that man
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25 July 2011 13:45 Post ID: #178759 - in reply to #170318
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It is true, I'm in for some BIG NAME signings, and keeping inline with our Franch recruitment policy I confirm Dekka is in talks with Florent Sinama-Pongolle on a freebie right now
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25 July 2011 18:43 Post ID: #178890 - in reply to #170318
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Sorry, in order for progress I've skirted the approval process 3 times today.
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25 July 2011 21:51 Post ID: #178946 - in reply to #170318
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They were fine by me. Not that you care, you non conformist you.
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25 July 2011 22:03 Post ID: #178955 - in reply to #170318
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"the whole "falling out" thing has been blown way out of proportion. Shola was just pissed at me for trying on one of his hats"
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26 July 2011 16:02 Post ID: #179324 - in reply to #170318
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"met a lovely girl called debbie today. I wouldn;t say i'm on a promise, as that's a dangerous word for me, but i'm confident of little pards getting an outing tonight"
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