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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
15 July 2011 21:47 Post ID: #174925 - in reply to #170318
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Parduex single handedly calming the fans down at Darlo. I told you this stuff will write its own material
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15 July 2011 22:02 Post ID: #174937 - in reply to #170318
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Did he drive through them in a green capri ghia? Like Del boy with the peckham rioters?
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15 July 2011 22:11 Post ID: #174940 - in reply to #170318
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You know for a fact he just blinded them with a bit of pardish gibberish
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15 July 2011 22:20 Post ID: #174943 - in reply to #170318
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Would have been great if he'd jumped on a horse
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15 July 2011 22:24 Post ID: #174945 - in reply to #170318
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I think he might of skipped on the back of a police horse for a few yards before dismounting steadily in front of the angry masses.
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15 July 2011 22:26 Post ID: #174947 - in reply to #170318
For a horrible moment, i pictured the Pardmeister having a David Icke moment....
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15 July 2011 22:44 Post ID: #174958 - in reply to #170318
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Pards on a horse, giving Lonsdale clad chavs the back of his hand.
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16 July 2011 01:25 Post ID: #175049 - in reply to #170318
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I am ashamed you lot have not picked up on the sheer genius of my three budgies sketch.

Fahcking clueless cahnts!
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16 July 2011 07:49 Post ID: #175105 - in reply to #170318
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the bidgie one was quite good
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16 July 2011 07:52 Post ID: #175107 - in reply to #170318
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Budgies going cheap though? Can we really get away with it?

And rabit, wtf? It's 7.50 on Saturday morning!
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16 July 2011 08:03 Post ID: #175109 - in reply to #170318
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Chaps, I'm away to dirty Leeds on a Stag Do, so can't man the Pardeux post very well today.
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16 July 2011 08:42 Post ID: #175113 - in reply to #170318
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I would've expected a bit more dedication from you BBM
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16 July 2011 08:44 Post ID: #175115 - in reply to #170318
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Hehe, I was waiting for that.

You might regret that when I start Tweeting utter bollocks later on.
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16 July 2011 08:47 Post ID: #175116 - in reply to #175109
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bowburnmag - 16/7/2011 08:03 Chaps, I'm away to dirty Leeds on a Stag Do, so can't man the Pardeux post very well today.
Ah Leeds, chips and gravy with everything.
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16 July 2011 08:59 Post ID: #175117 - in reply to #170318
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I'm sure you'll spend your time wisely. When your up to youreyes in tits at spearmint rhino in the early hours remember to use the experience as inspiration for some classic Pardeux smut
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16 July 2011 09:40 Post ID: #175127 - in reply to #170318
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I'm around for any Pardings that may appear
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16 July 2011 10:25 Post ID: #175147 - in reply to #170318
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Think we need a good one reflecting last nights events
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16 July 2011 10:30 Post ID: #175149 - in reply to #170318
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"gonna have a valhalla theme for ole's an joan's joint birthday bash next weekend.... Leon says he's coming as david lee roth.... #HDGITL"
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16 July 2011 10:35 Post ID: #175151 - in reply to #170318
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"told gus that if he doesn't take better care of our kaz this time i'll have his nuts #pardasnails"
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16 July 2011 10:37 Post ID: #175153 - in reply to #170318
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"tell you what, next time joey says he's gonna give us a sendin away party i'll never forget, i'll believe him #pardytilidrop"
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16 July 2011 10:41 Post ID: #175157 - in reply to #170318
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a few more possible trends:

#pardgasm
#pardyallthetime
#pardyoverhere
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16 July 2011 10:45 Post ID: #175161 - in reply to #170318
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"told sammy to maybe miss the next one.... #pardvice"

"@sammy_ameobi maybe miss the next one.... #pardvice"

or something along those lines
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16 July 2011 10:46 Post ID: #175163 - in reply to #170318
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we need something on jose's twitter return....
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16 July 2011 11:50 Post ID: #175189 - in reply to #170318
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"that rowdy lot calmed down sharpish when they saw me wandering over. norvern mankeys know their place #pardasnails"
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16 July 2011 11:52 Post ID: #175191 - in reply to #170318
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"told jose if he gives any of my tactics away on twitter i'll be round to say hi to his mrs.... #pardislaw"
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16 July 2011 11:57 Post ID: #175195 - in reply to #170318
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Last ones a corker rabit

Straight up it goes
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16 July 2011 15:28 Post ID: #175290 - in reply to #170318
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"if they invent timetravel and i go back and sleep with my grandmother, does that make me my own grandfather or my own grandson? #pardox"
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16 July 2011 15:32 Post ID: #175293 - in reply to #170318
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or #pardadox
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16 July 2011 15:39 Post ID: #175301 - in reply to #170318
pardox sounds better
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16 July 2011 16:36 Post ID: #175311 - in reply to #170318
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Just played a lurvley rawnd of golf at sandwich in me shorts & sandals.wind and rains no match for me.now to show off me shirt game to some lucky ladies #4underpards
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16 July 2011 18:43 Post ID: #175328 - in reply to #170318
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nice trend that pm
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16 July 2011 19:57 Post ID: #175336 - in reply to #175311
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Just played a lurvley rawnd of golf at sandwich in me shorts & sandals.wind and rains no match for me.now to show off me shirt game to some lucky ladies #4underpards


Just played a larvley rawnd of golf at sandwich,showing off my short game & bagged some cracking birdies for a bit of fun later #4underpards

Better me thinks
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16 July 2011 20:11 Post ID: #175342 - in reply to #170318
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much
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16 July 2011 22:50 Post ID: #175363 - in reply to #170318
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'nipped out for a ruby with Mike and Del. They let me select the wine, then Del said "we may as well let you pick something for a change" He's a laugh is Del'
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16 July 2011 22:54 Post ID: #175365 - in reply to #170318
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'Mike had to pay the bill after Del won the bet by eating the hottest thing on the menu. Twice, with chips & bread and butter and everything.
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16 July 2011 23:00 Post ID: #175367 - in reply to #170318
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'the bill comes and Mike puts his hand in his pocket, he pulled out a handful of pubes and whacked them on our plates. Then went fucking mental, calling the staff dirty bastards'

Edited by steekiebrown 16/7/2011 23:01
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16 July 2011 23:05 Post ID: #175368 - in reply to #170318
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'crafty fucker never paid up, he was made up. Abdul wasn't too happy and that was before he'd seen the state Del had left the bog in'

Edited by steekiebrown 16/7/2011 23:07
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16 July 2011 23:11 Post ID: #175370 - in reply to #170318
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'we're bunking together to save money, no way I'm in the middle of them tonight. I'll swap with perchy, he's gonna want a game outta this though'
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17 July 2011 09:42 Post ID: #175412 - in reply to #170318
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"sunday din at derek's reminds me of being a lad. not that the roasts are similar, but that your weird uncle mike might offer you boiled sweets/bonuses in exchange for taking him the remote/transfer surplus"
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17 July 2011 15:26 Post ID: #175561 - in reply to #170318
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"pulling pranks on the trip to chicago. leon stuck his own hand in a tub of warm water... "haha look, i've pissed myself"..... #HDGITL"
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