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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
05 July 2011 23:35 Post ID: #170472 - in reply to #170318
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"Supporters might be worried abart strength in numbers at the back but Willo had a great year for us. Have you seen that film? It's magic and so is he. Alainkazam"
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05 July 2011 23:38 Post ID: #170473 - in reply to #170318
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"Take two bottles into the shower? Nah, I wash wiv Joe."
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05 July 2011 23:39 Post ID: #170474 - in reply to #170318
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there is definite potential for banter with the big sam here
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05 July 2011 23:41 Post ID: #170476 - in reply to #170318
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"so owy sat noyle daan and explayned to hiwm haw ther wuz ownly room fow ONE pimp at noocarstle"
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05 July 2011 23:42 Post ID: #170478 - in reply to #170318
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"he tried to play the bigun and he put his gun on the table... needless to say when i produced my weapon he had tears in his eyes"

(cba to translate it into cockney)
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05 July 2011 23:45 Post ID: #170480 - in reply to #170318
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"people say that men drive big cars to compensate for things. this is my baby http://www-pao.ksc.nasa.gov/kscpao/images/large/05pd0053.jpg"
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05 July 2011 23:46 Post ID: #170482 - in reply to #170318
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Took the lads to see Transformers last night, Del turned up with a pal of his. Little ginger fella called Gordon, I'm sure I know him from somewhere. Del and him were enjoying my hand puppets, they must have really liked them cos they kept pointing at me and laughing
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05 July 2011 23:51 Post ID: #170484 - in reply to #170318
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"The boy's got balls of steel. Not actual steel, Brian. It's a metaphor. Like when you say Mike is as fat as Farva Christmas. And twice as generous, cor love 'im."
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05 July 2011 23:53 Post ID: #170485 - in reply to #170318
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See? Obssessive.

Where is the reigning in? I'm in Edinburgh all alone and let loose on the madness of a fake Twitter account prank. Someone take responsibility for me.

Inane isn't the word. Shite probably is.
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06 July 2011 00:09 Post ID: #170486 - in reply to #170485
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bowburnmag - 5/7/2011 23:53 See? Obssessive. Where is the reigning in? I'm in Edinburgh all alone and let loose on the madness of a fake Twitter account prank. Someone take responsibility for me. Inane isn't the word. Shite probably is.
If you weren't doing this you would be a victim of incessant masturbation. So instead of going home and performing like an obsessive masturbator, you can get stuck in like a famished wolf who's found a stray Lamb. This crack is saving your relationship.
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06 July 2011 07:30 Post ID: #170505 - in reply to #170318
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"It might not make sense to everyone immediately but some of current players will be like new players for us. At least 5 of them have new boots, that can be as good as a new signing. I hope the supporters can see it."
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06 July 2011 07:36 Post ID: #170506 - in reply to #170318
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"If I'd a quid for every person asking about £35m, I'd have another £35m but fans need to realise that couldn't just be spent on transfers. My hair is £8m, suits £20, PR training £7m. But Carrsie has lined up this free French kid.".
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06 July 2011 08:50 Post ID: #170513 - in reply to #170318
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"You dont need to be Willam to Tell James Perch has many strings to his bow,as soon as he finds his arrows he'll have the indian sign over attackers"
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06 July 2011 09:39 Post ID: #170534 - in reply to #170318
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"Great Teams are not driven by vision, they are driven by great leaders.I'm a great leader with vision to lead us to things we cant see yet"

Ideally we need to fit these quotes into 125 characters leaving us with enough space to get #pardish & #nufc on the end of them
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06 July 2011 09:45 Post ID: #170535 - in reply to #170534
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poisoned_monkey - 6/7/2011 09:39

"Great Teams are not driven by vision, they are driven by great leaders.I'm a great leader with vision to lead us to things we cant see yet"

Ideally we need to fit these quotes into 125 characters leaving us with enough space to get #pardish & #nufc on the end of them


yes BBM
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06 July 2011 09:47 Post ID: #170537 - in reply to #170318
"We win together, they lose individually"
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06 July 2011 09:51 Post ID: #170538 - in reply to #170318
"Good to see Harps,Willo,Smudger,Simps and Besty back in training!.. We have a lot of respect here. Its Mr Pardeaux to them"
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06 July 2011 10:19 Post ID: #170549 - in reply to #170318
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"Joey is our honey badger. It's difficult to replace your honey badger."
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06 July 2011 10:22 Post ID: #170551 - in reply to #170318
"Did i mention my old club was West Am??"
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06 July 2011 10:32 Post ID: #170558 - in reply to #170318
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i reckon steekiess inadvertantly made a corker there ont he last page
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06 July 2011 13:14 Post ID: #170642 - in reply to #170318
Brilliant lads

What's the exact twitter name?
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06 July 2011 13:24 Post ID: #170652 - in reply to #170318
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06 July 2011 14:04 Post ID: #170675 - in reply to #170318
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Can I request this goes up please?

"Joey is our honey badger. It's difficult to replace your honey badger but they like to roam."

I just find the idea of people googling 'honey badger' very amusing.

Edited by bowburnmag 6/7/2011 14:07
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06 July 2011 14:08 Post ID: #170679 - in reply to #170675
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bowburnmag - 6/7/2011 14:04

Can I request this goes up please?

"Joey is our honey badger. It's difficult to replace your honey badger but they like to roam."

I just find the idea of people googling 'honey badger' very amusing.


I'll take it to the committee
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06 July 2011 14:08 Post ID: #170680 - in reply to #170318
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06 July 2011 14:21 Post ID: #170683 - in reply to #170318
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"The voice of the honey badger is a hoarse "khrya-ya-ya-ya" sound."

Loosely translated as "cceeeaaallmmm down, ceeeaallmm down".
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06 July 2011 14:47 Post ID: #170693 - in reply to #170318
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All done BBM
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06 July 2011 14:50 Post ID: #170694 - in reply to #170318
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wonder what the google search count for Honey Badger is at the moment
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06 July 2011 14:53 Post ID: #170695 - in reply to #170318
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its not coincedence that Pardew, phootball and philosophy all start with the same letter
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06 July 2011 15:36 Post ID: #170716 - in reply to #170318
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"I'm flattered by but not really comfortable with grand titles. I'd be happy enough with Viscount Pardew."
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06 July 2011 15:52 Post ID: #170732 - in reply to #170694
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st-pedros-basin - 6/7/2011 14:50

wonder what the google search count for Honey Badger is at the moment


He nabbed that from the liveleak video of a honey badger Bob posted on here a week or two ago.

You should check tiote it out, it's an awesome little black and white beast.
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06 July 2011 15:53 Post ID: #170733 - in reply to #170716
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bowburnmag - 6/7/2011 15:36

"I'm flattered by but not really comfortable with grand titles. I'd be happy enough with Viscount Pardew."


That's too English BBM. Pardish it up a bit!
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06 July 2011 16:04 Post ID: #170740 - in reply to #170318
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I'd argue Parish is the nonsense behind the voice rather than the accent, but then you coined it so I'm probably wrong.
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06 July 2011 16:05 Post ID: #170742 - in reply to #170318
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the google search amounts for the exact term "honey badger" are 135,000 per month according to the adword tool....
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06 July 2011 16:09 Post ID: #170743 - in reply to #170318
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I'd have to say Pardish is a way of life
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06 July 2011 16:20 Post ID: #170749 - in reply to #170318
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Found myself starting to slip in to Pardish with Customers this afternoon,not sure if it was because i;ve started to think like that or the presence of an attractive black lady with the largest plastic tits i've ever seen
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06 July 2011 16:24 Post ID: #170752 - in reply to #170318
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"Am wondering what Mrs P is making for tea tonight. You can bet a top dollah it won't taste as nice as me. I'm 'andsome pie me"
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06 July 2011 16:27 Post ID: #170754 - in reply to #170740
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bowburnmag - 6/7/2011 16:04

I'd argue Parish is the nonsense behind the voice rather than the accent, but then you coined it so I'm probably wrong.


I didn't mean the accent, I meant the wordage. It's far too well written for him. Somebody who still says "we was" instead of 'we were' hasn't got the greatest grasp.

I think it works better not doing it in too much Mockney, as it seems to detract from what he's saying.
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06 July 2011 16:47 Post ID: #170761 - in reply to #170318
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Agreed. Less accent more shite.

I'll try to improve my shit talking. Shouldn't be too difficult.
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06 July 2011 16:53 Post ID: #170765 - in reply to #170761
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bowburnmag - 6/7/2011 16:47

Agreed. Less accent more shite.

I'll try to improve my shit talking. Shouldn't be too difficult.


My money's on you being able to manage it!
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