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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
14 July 2011 15:40 Post ID: #174188 - in reply to #170318
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Just checked it out to see how it's looking.. Loving the tags.

#pardtimelover and pardshark - class!
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14 July 2011 15:42 Post ID: #174190 - in reply to #170318
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*bows*


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14 July 2011 15:49 Post ID: #174191 - in reply to #170318
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Just checked bank nothing doing. Aspers chips in the post tho...

It should've read! And you missed the d off notice(d)

Although don't get too cocky on completely rewording everything or some mofo's will get you in the night!
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14 July 2011 15:53 Post ID: #174194 - in reply to #170318
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Wessayd bruv
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14 July 2011 15:55 Post ID: #174196 - in reply to #174191
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Platinii - 14/7/2011 15:49

Just checked bank nothing doing. Aspers chips in the post tho...

It should've read! And you missed the d off notice(d)

Although don't get too cocky on completely rewording everything or some mofo's will get you in the night!


When you type in via the Pardish translator, owt can happen.
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14 July 2011 16:01 Post ID: #174199 - in reply to #170318
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You reword any of my 'work' and I'll stab you with a chair leg.
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14 July 2011 16:04 Post ID: #174201 - in reply to #170318
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That KFC Nolan one cracked me up. Who pulled that one out the bag?
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14 July 2011 16:05 Post ID: #174202 - in reply to #170318
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Fuck, that has made me laugh.
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14 July 2011 16:07 Post ID: #174205 - in reply to #174188
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Platinii - 14/7/2011 15:40

Just checked it out to see how it's looking.. Loving the tags.

#pardtimelover and pardshark - class!


#pardup too. Quality
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14 July 2011 16:12 Post ID: #174207 - in reply to #174201
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st-pedros-basin - 14/7/2011 16:04 That KFC Nolan one cracked me up. Who pulled that one out the bag?
Morty dropped that one in nicely
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14 July 2011 16:13 Post ID: #174208 - in reply to #170318
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I'll take credit for the hashtags. Morty dropped a KFC bomb on his first contribution.

I've just replied to someone accusing Pardeux of being a mackem.

I intend to aloof and weird and confuse him furthern
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14 July 2011 17:55 Post ID: #174240 - in reply to #170318
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#smokingiscool I think I find the hashtags funnier than the tweets!
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14 July 2011 18:02 Post ID: #174244 - in reply to #170318
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"Got José's Mrs making a fruit salad whilst he's getting his maracas repaired. Lahv seeing a Latina fondling a pair of my juicy plums #pard-on"
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14 July 2011 19:31 Post ID: #174263 - in reply to #170318
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Just checking the itinerary for our US tour. Mike has got us doing some extra PR shifts to get the coffas in. Disneyland florida, signing for the kids, costumes provided. Must be the new kit unveiling
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14 July 2011 19:39 Post ID: #174265 - in reply to #170318
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Pardeux has been bang on form today lads. If your average nufc fan with his head screwed on doesnt find this hilarious then they're dead inside I reckon. Great stuff
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14 July 2011 19:42 Post ID: #174266 - in reply to #170318
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Pardeux has been bang on form today lads. If your average nufc fan with his head screwed on doesnt find this hilarious then they're dead inside I reckon. Great stuff
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14 July 2011 20:12 Post ID: #174268 - in reply to #170318
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Great crack this lark.
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14 July 2011 20:27 Post ID: #174277 - in reply to #174244
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Platinii - 14/7/2011 18:02

"Got José's Mrs making a fruit salad whilst he's getting his maracas repaired. Lahv seeing a Latina fondling a pair of my juicy plums #pard-on"


Get this one up. #pard-on, brilliant
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14 July 2011 23:03 Post ID: #174384 - in reply to #170318
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"Yeah, it's true me and Cabaye had some handbags. Cabaye tried joining in the craic with the lads..."ey Perchy, sumzeeng smells feeshy round 'ere, non?"

"Yeah, he's bin shaggin your missus sanshine, says I. It got a bit silly but I said sorry and everyfink is history.#pardon monsieur
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15 July 2011 09:50 Post ID: #174465 - in reply to #170318
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'went to a party that had a free buffet last night. Well, when I say free, it was very expensive cos of the add ons. Taxi, aftershave, sitter for Perchy. We've done our budget for the trip on one night'
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15 July 2011 09:58 Post ID: #174466 - in reply to #170318
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"Watching the Apprentice other night. You cant make a omelette withaht crackin oeufs n that Brady has a right pair of cracking oeufs #pard-on"
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15 July 2011 11:19 Post ID: #174497 - in reply to #170318
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“At pet shop looking at 4 mute budgies. Guy says I can have all but one for nowt. These free birds don't go cheep. They're expensive” #spinking
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15 July 2011 13:25 Post ID: #174555 - in reply to #174465
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steekiebrown - 15/7/2011 09:50

'went to a party that had a free buffet last night. Well, when I say free, it was very expensive cos of the add ons. Taxi, aftershave, sitter for Perchy. We've done our budget for the trip on one night'



Mint
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15 July 2011 14:36 Post ID: #174588 - in reply to #170318
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Only fucking 60 characters too long!
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15 July 2011 14:48 Post ID: #174589 - in reply to #170318
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Good god, must I think of everything round here? Make it a double tweet job, nice straight opening line then bang in the rest. Easy!
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15 July 2011 14:53 Post ID: #174592 - in reply to #170318
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“At free buffet party last night. I say free. It was expensive cos of addons. Taxi, cologne, sitter for Perchy. Trip budget done in one night”


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15 July 2011 15:22 Post ID: #174603 - in reply to #170318
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Sitter for Fergie?
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15 July 2011 16:19 Post ID: #174621 - in reply to #170318
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Yep. Works better than Perch
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15 July 2011 16:51 Post ID: #174636 - in reply to #170318
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Nah, Perchy. He can't be trusted on his own. Just like when he's on the pitch. He'll burn the place down, electrocute or pull a pot of boiling water down on himself!
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15 July 2011 17:24 Post ID: #174663 - in reply to #170318
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Just sort it out and get it up man, either way its a classic
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15 July 2011 17:27 Post ID: #174667 - in reply to #170318
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I've had nee tinterweb access.
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15 July 2011 17:29 Post ID: #174668 - in reply to #170318
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The fuckin thing still wont log me in
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15 July 2011 17:30 Post ID: #174669 - in reply to #174127
st-pedros-basin - 14/7/2011 12:30

Platinii - 14/7/2011 12:13

"Noticed José's bird Ella, is a bit of alright. Might slip out during training today and see if I can munch on some hot pie-Ella. El Pards"


Top Pardeux sleaze. Gets the nod from me


Bahahahahahahaha
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15 July 2011 17:32 Post ID: #174671 - in reply to #174589
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steekiebrown - 15/7/2011 14:48

Good god, must I think of everything round here? Make it a double tweet job, nice straight opening line then bang in the rest. Easy!


Well I'm still dining out on suggesting this whole thing and creating the profile pic. So despite little contribution I think I still own the license and image rights

Edited by st-pedros-basin 15/7/2011 17:35
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15 July 2011 17:36 Post ID: #174677 - in reply to #170318
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Tis done.
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15 July 2011 17:39 Post ID: #174681 - in reply to #170318
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#pardtimes haha. These hash trends get me everytime. Didnt realise you could do so much with the word pard
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15 July 2011 17:51 Post ID: #174700 - in reply to #170318
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*breaks leg off chair and heads for bowburnia*
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15 July 2011 18:01 Post ID: #174708 - in reply to #170318
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There was an Irish fella on the train before, similar stamp and I would have sworn it was you. But got a glimpse of him and he was a good looking kid.
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15 July 2011 18:04 Post ID: #174710 - in reply to #170318
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"Yeah, I might be a great manager now but it hasn't always been that easy. I've worked my way up from the bottom. #schoolofpardknocks"
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15 July 2011 19:18 Post ID: #174779 - in reply to #174710
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bowburnmag - 15/7/2011 18:04

"Yeah, I might be a great manager now but it hasn't always been that easy. I've worked my way up from the bottom. #schoolofpardknocks"


Good one geetitup
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