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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
12 July 2011 22:59 Post ID: #173618 - in reply to #170318
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That's better.
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12 July 2011 23:01 Post ID: #173622 - in reply to #170318
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12 July 2011 23:07 Post ID: #173624 - in reply to #170318
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got an idea for a HDGITL involving the lottery (lotto) and the kit makers lotto (qpr sponsors) but cant put it together

anyone fancy a crack?
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12 July 2011 23:10 Post ID: #173628 - in reply to #170318
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best i've got

"was talkin to joey about the lotto being sweet as a nut the ova day. leon overheard and tried to brown-nose by coming out in the qpr kit.... #HDGITL"

"tried to explain how we were talkin bout the euro lotto, "ok boss" he says, and sharply changed into the fiorentina away.... #HDGITL"
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13 July 2011 00:50 Post ID: #173695 - in reply to #170318
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"was talking to joey about how the open is all gonna be about who has the best hooks and fades.... leon overheard and came in with a new haircut.... #HDGITL"


needs work
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13 July 2011 14:41 Post ID: #173833 - in reply to #170318
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'mike's told us to leave our suitcases empty for the trip home. I thought he was buying some XXXXL white shirts from the fat fellas shop beside our hostel'
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13 July 2011 14:45 Post ID: #173834 - in reply to #170318
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'turns out he's bought a bus load of mexicans to do his garden and wants them smuggled in. One of them has a sweet left peg though'
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13 July 2011 14:50 Post ID: #173835 - in reply to #170318
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'I'll get him hosed down, feed him up. get his hair cut and give him the full pardish coaching treatment. Voila! It'll be Jose who? In no time'
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13 July 2011 15:36 Post ID: #173838 - in reply to #170318
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"funny thing is, his name is Jose as well... The Geordies won't notice I bet"
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13 July 2011 18:56 Post ID: #173891 - in reply to #170318
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"will unveil our new signing in america. Jose sanchez. Looks remarkably like joey, but with more facial hair... separated at birth...."


or something along those lines owuld be good
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14 July 2011 09:04 Post ID: #174055 - in reply to #170318
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Been away for a few days. Whats happening with the pardeux? Some cracking quotes on here but nowt on twitter for days
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14 July 2011 09:07 Post ID: #174056 - in reply to #174055
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I've chucked some up when i've had time.
Did say we needed a 3rd putter upperer -thought steeks & tnmw had the password to do it?
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14 July 2011 09:12 Post ID: #174060 - in reply to #174056
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poisoned_monkey - 14/7/2011 09:07

I've chucked some up when i've had time.
Did say we needed a 3rd putter upperer -thought steeks & tnmw had the password to do it?


On a semi serious note, in terms of logistics the more putteruppers you have, the more control you need. Maybe whoever wants to put it up should say they'll do it on here, otherwise we might end up tripping over each other.

I'm happy be a putterupper.
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14 July 2011 09:16 Post ID: #174063 - in reply to #170318
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I couldn't get logged on to twitter for a few days, it kept having a fit.
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14 July 2011 09:20 Post ID: #174065 - in reply to #170318
Ive been busy but i can hoy some stuff up over the weekend...

Maybe do a daily blog from the US?
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14 July 2011 09:26 Post ID: #174069 - in reply to #170318
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For the forseeable i've got too much work on to put them up through the day,nightimes i can do no problem.
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14 July 2011 10:13 Post ID: #174083 - in reply to #170318
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I'll take over PMs day shift for a couple of weeks.

Send me the details
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14 July 2011 10:48 Post ID: #174094 - in reply to #170318
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Some fucker just put it up. I'm off this week so don't have the valuable dossing around in front of a screen that I usually get at work
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14 July 2011 10:52 Post ID: #174096 - in reply to #170318
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Send me the fecking details then.
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14 July 2011 11:08 Post ID: #174101 - in reply to #170318
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Reet man calm doon
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14 July 2011 11:18 Post ID: #174106 - in reply to #170318
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Boot time.
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14 July 2011 11:22 Post ID: #174107 - in reply to #170318
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radgie
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14 July 2011 11:34 Post ID: #174108 - in reply to #170318
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I haven't received my cheque for my contributions yet, who do I see about that?
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14 July 2011 11:49 Post ID: #174110 - in reply to #170318
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"In terms of readiness, some players are ready, some are close and others are just off the pace. Then there’s Perchy and Xisco."

"Xisco is a few days behind the rest. He missed start of pre-season due to scalp issues from a colouring incident. Looking good though."
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14 July 2011 11:52 Post ID: #174112 - in reply to #170318
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"Del says we've got ten players coming in tomorrow..... Oh, and also 20 Benson and Hedges and 40 Silk cut"
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14 July 2011 12:01 Post ID: #174113 - in reply to #170318
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Can we do a poll thing on here? Then people can vote on the suggestions. Might get messy.
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14 July 2011 12:04 Post ID: #174115 - in reply to #170318
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Can't see that flying. We'd need a poll for every post
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14 July 2011 12:12 Post ID: #174116 - in reply to #170318
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Each suggestion would be an option in the poll. More than two votes would get it.
That's all I mean, but perhaps over-engineering it.

Anyway I'll vote for Plats, so we can get something else up.
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14 July 2011 12:13 Post ID: #174117 - in reply to #170318
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"Noticed José's bird Ella, is a bit of alright. Might slip out during training today and see if I can munch on some hot pie-Ella. El Pards"
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14 July 2011 12:23 Post ID: #174121 - in reply to #170318
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I think if a post on here gets the nod from atleast 2 others, then its good enough to go.
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14 July 2011 12:25 Post ID: #174123 - in reply to #173572
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bowburnmag - 12/7/2011 22:03

"I don't get high on drugs, I get high on life. Everyone could do with something from the Pards cabinet, it changes you, a la Stevie Stone."


Gets my vote
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14 July 2011 12:26 Post ID: #174124 - in reply to #174112
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Platinii - 14/7/2011 11:52

"Del says we've got ten players coming in tomorrow..... Oh, and also 20 Benson and Hedges and 40 Silk cut"


Gets my vote
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14 July 2011 12:28 Post ID: #174125 - in reply to #174108
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steekiebrown - 14/7/2011 11:34

I haven't received my cheque for my contributions yet, who do I see about that?


Although not intended this one could be tweaked as an actual Pardeux post
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14 July 2011 12:30 Post ID: #174127 - in reply to #174117
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Platinii - 14/7/2011 12:13

"Noticed José's bird Ella, is a bit of alright. Might slip out during training today and see if I can munch on some hot pie-Ella. El Pards"


Top Pardeux sleaze. Gets the nod from me
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14 July 2011 12:37 Post ID: #174129 - in reply to #174125
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st-pedros-basin - 14/7/2011 12:28

steekiebrown - 14/7/2011 11:34

I haven't received my cheque for my contributions yet, who do I see about that?


Although not intended this one could be tweaked as an actual Pardeux post


Just checked my bank balance. Nothing gone in again this month. Must still be getting paid in Aspers chips. £500 on black tonight I reckon.
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14 July 2011 13:12 Post ID: #174139 - in reply to #170318
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Belting bit of pardish perversion there Mr plats!
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14 July 2011 13:15 Post ID: #174142 - in reply to #174117
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Platinii - 14/7/2011 12:13 "Noticed José's bird Ella, is a bit of alright. Might slip out during training today and see if I can munch on some hot pie-Ella. El Pards"
Could be on the menu of #pardishpies come August
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14 July 2011 14:52 Post ID: #174170 - in reply to #170318
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Think we need a few more #nufc trends on the next few posts to kickstart our following again
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14 July 2011 14:58 Post ID: #174175 - in reply to #170318
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Retweets. Pards shouldn't be self publicising.
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14 July 2011 15:30 Post ID: #174185 - in reply to #170318
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I'm loving this. Pure gold.

Here's my contribution - feel free to bin if you think it's shite

#nufc wage bill has gone up some distance, I’m not going into details but Cabaye wouldn't accept his payment in KFC buckets like Nolan did.
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