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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
11 July 2011 17:03 Post ID: #173100 - in reply to #173092
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Platinii - 11/7/2011 16:17

bowburnmag - 11/7/2011 12:48

steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 12:23

The stuff I stick on here is just my sense of humour that I come out with, if it fits in with pardeux then great, if not then we can leave it out. Or if anyone can changet it to be more pardish, get stuck in!


I find it funny when shit is off the wall and doesnt make sense.


Indeed, but it still has to read like it's the same person twattering it.


I was just talking about steeks patter in general...
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11 July 2011 17:05 Post ID: #173102 - in reply to #170318
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"We've got some good players but the rest couldn't lace my slippers. Mike knows this too, but my playing contract is emergency-based only."
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11 July 2011 17:10 Post ID: #173104 - in reply to #170318
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"Wasn't much room for egos at Palace, not with my charm and Wrighty's dangler. He caught it under the bog seat once. While standing up."
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11 July 2011 17:13 Post ID: #173107 - in reply to #170318
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"Told Besty he has to be more mobile. He text me later to prove he was working on it. HDGITL."
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11 July 2011 17:26 Post ID: #173113 - in reply to #173107
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bowburnmag - 11/7/2011 17:13

"Told Besty he has to be more mobile. He text me later to prove he was working on it. HDGITL."


I think Steeks is right, it has to be Perch!
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11 July 2011 17:28 Post ID: #173116 - in reply to #173100
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bowburnmag - 11/7/2011 17:03

Platinii - 11/7/2011 16:17

bowburnmag - 11/7/2011 12:48

steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 12:23

The stuff I stick on here is just my sense of humour that I come out with, if it fits in with pardeux then great, if not then we can leave it out. Or if anyone can changet it to be more pardish, get stuck in!


I find it funny when shit is off the wall and doesnt make sense.


Indeed, but it still has to read like it's the same person twattering it.


I was just talking about steeks patter in general...


Ah gotcha - I'm taking this thing too seriously I reckon!
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11 July 2011 17:31 Post ID: #173120 - in reply to #170318
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"Had a good training session today. Told Perchy to go get some cones. He came back with four 99's and a Strawberry Mivvi. HDGITL"
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11 July 2011 17:43 Post ID: #173132 - in reply to #170318
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HDGITL?
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11 July 2011 18:53 Post ID: #173150 - in reply to #170318
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Steeks could be our own He Doesn't Get It That Lad...
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11 July 2011 19:14 Post ID: #173155 - in reply to #170318
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Ah, what are we? Teenage girls? In fact, I wish I was.... No, lets not go down THAT road.
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11 July 2011 19:58 Post ID: #173171 - in reply to #170318
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where's the J gone?

HJDGITL
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11 July 2011 19:58 Post ID: #173173 - in reply to #170318
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start it trending? #HJDGITL

"me and twitter were destined to be a match made in heaven... always been a trend setter"

Edited by rabit71 11/7/2011 19:59
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11 July 2011 22:41 Post ID: #173237 - in reply to #170318
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'I'm still sick about losing out on that acting job. I'd have been perfect as Arfurs new Minder, even Waterman thought so. Facking Gary Webster'
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11 July 2011 23:01 Post ID: #173246 - in reply to #170318
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Where the fuck are the Twatterers?
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11 July 2011 23:02 Post ID: #173248 - in reply to #170318
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Stuck on 99 tweets. Make the next one a good one. Been stuck on 93 followers for a while too.
Burn out?
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11 July 2011 23:12 Post ID: #173253 - in reply to #170318
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I can't be trusted to tweet responsibly. I'll end up stalking bits of pardish skirt. Pedro must have had to do some actual work!
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11 July 2011 23:12 Post ID: #173254 - in reply to #170318
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"told the lads we were gonna emulate barca's ticka tacka style.... leon said he preferred polos.... #HDGITL"

Edited by rabit71 11/7/2011 23:31
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11 July 2011 23:16 Post ID: #173257 - in reply to #170318
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"responsibility in possession- gonna get the lads to take better care of the ball by making them treat it as a baby for a week. they have to feed it and change it everyday... revolutionising training me"
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11 July 2011 23:21 Post ID: #173258 - in reply to #170318
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"creativity - gonna make the midfield lads put on an interpretive dance show they write and perform themselves. only 1 rule - it must be called "Pards!".... revolutionising training me"
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11 July 2011 23:30 Post ID: #173260 - in reply to #170318
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"teamwork - had mike build our very own crystal maze for the lads to have a team building day in. Revolutionising training me"


"Needless to say the day was an unprecedented success. only hiccup occurred when Leon got himself locked in for the 7th time and everyone just left him. Next week - patience without the ball"
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12 July 2011 11:57 Post ID: #173327 - in reply to #170318
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"Tefal rang and said I'm so smooth they want me on all their irons. Loving my face being pressed into housewives undies all over the country!"
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12 July 2011 12:56 Post ID: #173350 - in reply to #173253
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steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 23:12

I can't be trusted to tweet responsibly. I'll end up stalking bits of pardish skirt. Pedro must have had to do some actual work!


Work?

Nah, it can't be that.
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12 July 2011 13:12 Post ID: #173357 - in reply to #173327
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Platinii - 12/7/2011 11:57 "Tefal rang and said I'm so smooth they want me on all their irons. Loving my face being pressed into housewives undies all over the country!"
Gets my vote!
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12 July 2011 13:26 Post ID: #173368 - in reply to #173357
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steekiebrown - 12/7/2011 13:12

Platinii - 12/7/2011 11:57

"Tefal rang and said I'm so smooth they want me on all their irons. Loving my face being pressed into housewives undies all over the country!"


Gets my vote!
Coulda been a belter if I'd had another few characters to play with.
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12 July 2011 14:06 Post ID: #173390 - in reply to #173327
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Platinii - 12/7/2011 11:57 "Tefal rang and said I'm so smooth they want me on all their irons. Loving my face being pressed into housewives undies all over the country!"
'reminds me of the away trips I was on with wrighty and brighty, mental days'
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12 July 2011 15:32 Post ID: #173422 - in reply to #173357
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steekiebrown - 12/7/2011 13:12

Platinii - 12/7/2011 11:57

"Tefal rang and said I'm so smooth they want me on all their irons. Loving my face being pressed into housewives undies all over the country!"


Gets my vote!


Somebody put this up and now it has gone.

I demand a stewards enquiry!
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12 July 2011 16:09 Post ID: #173445 - in reply to #170318
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I got it on my phone, has it disappeared?
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12 July 2011 16:30 Post ID: #173451 - in reply to #170318
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I put it up & its still there!
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12 July 2011 16:57 Post ID: #173456 - in reply to #170318
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It's come back. It's a miracle!
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12 July 2011 17:45 Post ID: #173468 - in reply to #170318
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*Reholsters six shooter and turns away from the twitter building*
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12 July 2011 18:55 Post ID: #173483 - in reply to #170318
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Probably need a third putter upperer if anyones volunteering for the task
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12 July 2011 18:58 Post ID: #173484 - in reply to #170318
I can if im needed.. I already know the password.
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12 July 2011 19:13 Post ID: #173485 - in reply to #170318
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I'm not to be trusted. It's a good job I'm off the drink.
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12 July 2011 20:42 Post ID: #173521 - in reply to #170318
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i'll do it if we have a strict 2 vote policy and someone else pards it up
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12 July 2011 22:03 Post ID: #173572 - in reply to #170318
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"I don't get high on drugs, I get high on life. Everyone could do with something from the Pards cabinet, it changes you, a la Stevie Stone."
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12 July 2011 22:43 Post ID: #173604 - in reply to #170318
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"166million? you can't buy style.... #blessed"
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12 July 2011 22:53 Post ID: #173612 - in reply to #170318
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Too disjointed. Sorry rabit.
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12 July 2011 22:57 Post ID: #173615 - in reply to #170318
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12 July 2011 22:57 Post ID: #173616 - in reply to #170318
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"Fans are asking me about our hopes of new signings. I can tell 'em free 'opes...Bob 'ope, Wester'ope and Allez, hop. Merci bouquet."
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12 July 2011 22:58 Post ID: #173617 - in reply to #170318
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"166million? i don't need it anyway. you can't buy style like this...."
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