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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
10 July 2011 21:23 Post ID: #172803 - in reply to #170318
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"going to put it in my 'shrine to pards' right next to my fa cup medal and used hankey from that time i met sharon stone. some things just mean something to me you know?"
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10 July 2011 21:24 Post ID: #172805 - in reply to #170318
Ive got a class website to reference for future 'Pardspeak'
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10 July 2011 21:47 Post ID: #172827 - in reply to #170318
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'got to keep Jose happy, he's a diamond that boy. I've seen blackbob of the mountains and got a load of snorting,raging Bulls for training'
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10 July 2011 21:51 Post ID: #172831 - in reply to #170318
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'I got decked out in the bull fighting gear and called Jose onto the field. I handed him his outfit and he was crying with joy'
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10 July 2011 21:57 Post ID: #172832 - in reply to #170318
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'then blackbob backed up & released the beasts, what a letdown. I was expecting a mini Pamplona and got a load of old shite. They were fucked'
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10 July 2011 22:04 Post ID: #172836 - in reply to #170318
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'Jose didn't care, he got stuck right in. Where he got that hammer is a mystery. Total bloodbath. Even Cheick was sick. Jose was last seen dragging one onto the roof and dropping it off'
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10 July 2011 22:15 Post ID: #172846 - in reply to #170318
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that last one is class steeks

give details on the outfit to tip the second one over haha
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10 July 2011 22:21 Post ID: #172854 - in reply to #170318
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Funny but are we over elaborating an icicle bit?
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10 July 2011 22:22 Post ID: #172856 - in reply to #170318
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'' I do like Frogs Legs oh and those things I ate at that contenental restaurant were rather nice too ''
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10 July 2011 22:39 Post ID: #172871 - in reply to #172854
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poisoned_monkey - 10/7/2011 22:21 Funny but are we over elaborating an icicle bit?
Probably, at least if we sling them on here first they can be blackballed and we can have a laugh at them or laugh at how bad they are.
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10 July 2011 22:44 Post ID: #172877 - in reply to #172846
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rabit71 - 10/7/2011 22:15 that last one is class steeks give details on the outfit to tip the second one over haha
I was thinking that but didn't know what the clothes are called! I was going to have a ceremonial slaughtering of a bull but when they went to bring it in Tiote had snapped it in half for going near the 18 yard box...
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10 July 2011 22:51 Post ID: #172882 - in reply to #170318
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that wouldve been class

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traje_de_luces

"gave jose a black and white Chaquetilla and an orange muleta to get him lovin the new colours. pards knows all the tricks"
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10 July 2011 23:21 Post ID: #172891 - in reply to #170318
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There's loads of ways to go off from something daft like that. Joey could give it a sly dig in frustration or Perch could mark it in a training match and the bull scores a hat trick.
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10 July 2011 23:45 Post ID: #172899 - in reply to #170318
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"so there we all were done up to the nines in our matador clobber and in walks leon with boots and a cowboy hat on.... he just doesn;t get it that lad"
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10 July 2011 23:51 Post ID: #172903 - in reply to #170318
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Quality!
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11 July 2011 08:38 Post ID: #172961 - in reply to #170318
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"The Geordies have this great word, 'lush'. I love it. Sums me up perfectly."
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11 July 2011 08:48 Post ID: #172962 - in reply to #170318
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"I wanted the Bond role but they wanted me to play a baddy. To use my new favourite Geordie word, I'm too lush for that."
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11 July 2011 09:36 Post ID: #172970 - in reply to #170318
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It's all going a bit 'odd' on here now... Think we're losing the essence of Pards with slaughtering of bulls etc?
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11 July 2011 09:47 Post ID: #172972 - in reply to #170318
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I'm not judging. I'll Pardish here and there when I feel inspired and whoever is putting them up can keep doing it.

I had a right old chuckle at the serious discussion around it.

For my part, anything too obscure or filthy will look like a poor Big Sam copy. I don't think any of us on here, are weird or funny enough to compete. I like the idea of Pardeux being a cross between the Pink Panther, Bond and Del Boy. I actually think thats what Pardew is.
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11 July 2011 09:55 Post ID: #172976 - in reply to #170318
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It needs to follow some sort of pattern though.. And the style keeps changing, which doesn't make for a nice flow when reading. Somehow it needs to read like it's the same person writing it.

We're taking this so seriously because it's the one thing associated with the club we can take seriously!
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11 July 2011 10:55 Post ID: #172989 - in reply to #170318
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Steeks stories are magnifcent but i reckon the #Pardish Soundbytes are the way to go.

Feedback wise,they get retweeted more than the other stuff.
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11 July 2011 11:38 Post ID: #173002 - in reply to #170318
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I've nowt against them, just as long as it all fits in.
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11 July 2011 11:51 Post ID: #173003 - in reply to #170318
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"Ambitions? If you can make ripples on the Tyne, you can make waves around the world. That's my aim. At the end of the day the horizon is my goal."
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11 July 2011 11:55 Post ID: #173004 - in reply to #173003
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bowburnmag - 11/7/2011 11:51

"Ambitions? If you can make ripples on the Tyne, you can make waves around the world. That's my aim. At the end of the day the horizon is my goal."


I'll first that!
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11 July 2011 12:11 Post ID: #173010 - in reply to #170318
Shopping? Mike and Del like to do their business in Barnado's but I'm more a S+M type of guy
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11 July 2011 12:13 Post ID: #173011 - in reply to #170318
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"I don't use Just for Men. I use Just for Pards."
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11 July 2011 12:23 Post ID: #173016 - in reply to #170318
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The stuff I stick on here is just my sense of humour that I come out with, if it fits in with pardeux then great, if not then we can leave it out. Or if anyone can changet it to be more pardish, get stuck in!
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11 July 2011 12:27 Post ID: #173017 - in reply to #170318
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'Never use roll on deodorant on your bush, gave little pards a brazilian this morning when my dove 24 hr rolly had dried out'
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11 July 2011 12:45 Post ID: #173022 - in reply to #173016
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steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 12:23

The stuff I stick on here is just my sense of humour that I come out with, if it fits in with pardeux then great, if not then we can leave it out. Or if anyone can changet it to be more pardish, get stuck in!


Not having a go at your stuff Steeks. Some quality stuff there, and it is all about ideas.. Just mean when you look at it overall as a twitter page it's kinda going all over the place with different styles.

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11 July 2011 12:47 Post ID: #173023 - in reply to #173017
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steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 12:27

'Never use roll on deodorant on your bush, gave little pards a brazilian this morning when my dove 24 hr rolly had dried out'


New pitch is daarn at the Ground,smooth as a bowling green.Bit like little Pards after a brazilian......
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11 July 2011 12:48 Post ID: #173024 - in reply to #173016
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steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 12:23

The stuff I stick on here is just my sense of humour that I come out with, if it fits in with pardeux then great, if not then we can leave it out. Or if anyone can changet it to be more pardish, get stuck in!


I find it funny when shit is off the wall and doesnt make sense.
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11 July 2011 12:58 Post ID: #173026 - in reply to #170318
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What we need is editing. Whoever puts them up has to translate it into a oarfish accent

"training this week will focus on mental ability. Gonna put the lads in a crate and tell them to imagine themselves outside the crate.... Thinking outside the box.... I'm gonna revolutionise training methods"

good luck editing that
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11 July 2011 13:02 Post ID: #173027 - in reply to #170318
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Having a junglebook fancy dress theme for fergie's bday bash tmro. Leon said he's coming as michael Pailin's guide to the amazon.... He just doesn't get it that lad
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11 July 2011 13:07 Post ID: #173028 - in reply to #173027
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That first ones a corker Rabit but i cant even Pardish it down to 160 characters nevermind 140
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11 July 2011 13:14 Post ID: #173032 - in reply to #170318
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"Gonna put the lads in a crate and tell them to imagine veing outside the crate.... Thinking outside the box... Revolutionising training methods me"

bit shorter
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11 July 2011 13:16 Post ID: #173037 - in reply to #170318
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Got loads of "he just doesn't get it that lad" ones floatih around. Any better canidates than best?
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11 July 2011 13:19 Post ID: #173040 - in reply to #170318
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Was talkin to joey about Vegas and how awesome the strip is. Leon chimed in with how much he liked the new orange away.... He just doesn't get it thar lad...
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11 July 2011 16:15 Post ID: #173091 - in reply to #173037
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rabit71 - 11/7/2011 13:16

Got loads of "he just doesn't get it that lad" ones floatih around. Any better canidates than best?


Surely Shola was made for that role? Ranger would fit as well, but he's off anyway.
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11 July 2011 16:17 Post ID: #173092 - in reply to #173024
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bowburnmag - 11/7/2011 12:48

steekiebrown - 11/7/2011 12:23

The stuff I stick on here is just my sense of humour that I come out with, if it fits in with pardeux then great, if not then we can leave it out. Or if anyone can changet it to be more pardish, get stuck in!


I find it funny when shit is off the wall and doesnt make sense.


Indeed, but it still has to read like it's the same person twattering it.
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11 July 2011 16:20 Post ID: #173093 - in reply to #173091
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Platinii - 11/7/2011 16:15

rabit71 - 11/7/2011 13:16

Got loads of "he just doesn't get it that lad" ones floatih around. Any better canidates than best?


Surely Shola was made for that role? Ranger would fit as well, but he's off anyway.


Step forward, the hapless James Perch!
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