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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
08 July 2011 21:10 Post ID: #171929 - in reply to #170318
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Its important we don't work ourselves into the bone,we needs to be fresh & iron out the consistency in our inconsistencies from last season
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08 July 2011 21:16 Post ID: #171932 - in reply to #170318
My ten pence worth (not pardish speak - just an opinion on the whole idea)..

It is a bit of fun but it's being done in a good way with interest building. The whole operation needs proper planning with there being a captain, so to speak and others knowing their job, just in case the lid comes off.

Someone needs to take control and give the nod when they want to pass the baton. just a thought..

Im in the loop but not as Alain.. Give me the wink when owt decent is needing posted by Dekka...
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09 July 2011 09:18 Post ID: #172094 - in reply to #170318
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The young lads 'aris & airey have shown up well this week,last year they growed & now there fully bloomed flowers.I've told em to go out there and show everyone our petals
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09 July 2011 09:32 Post ID: #172099 - in reply to #170318
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"walked in on shola in the dressing room afta everyone had gone singing "i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts".... couldn't resist joining in"
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09 July 2011 09:34 Post ID: #172100 - in reply to #170318
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Besty just came in lame as a duck.Not the metaphorical lame duck either,but a real duck thats actually lame & stood on a land mine or sumthn
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09 July 2011 09:42 Post ID: #172101 - in reply to #170318
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couple of ideas to get pards singing:

1) going to entice reo-coker through serenading him

"his name is reo and he dances with the ball, just like a river he'll flow through them all"

"at the coker, coker cobana. the hottest spot's north east of villa"


OR

2) going to hint at our next signing through song



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09 July 2011 09:49 Post ID: #172104 - in reply to #170318
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"intrestin dreym last noight. was a falcon and i swooped down on that statue of JC in braziw... wonder if am psychic or sumfin....."
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09 July 2011 09:59 Post ID: #172108 - in reply to #172100
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poisoned_monkey - 9/7/2011 09:34 Besty just came in lame as a duck.Not the metaphorical lame duck either,but a real duck thats actually lame & stood on a land mine or sumthn
A duck thats stood on a landmine! GOLD!
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09 July 2011 10:06 Post ID: #172111 - in reply to #170318
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aye that pm one should go up today

that's 2 votes
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09 July 2011 10:45 Post ID: #172121 - in reply to #170318
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2 votes should be enough. Get it up
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09 July 2011 11:31 Post ID: #172144 - in reply to #170318
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Good old pardeux. He gets himself in some scrapes.
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09 July 2011 12:00 Post ID: #172149 - in reply to #170318
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Football is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical
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09 July 2011 12:22 Post ID: #172159 - in reply to #170318
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clough was wrong, i'd say i'm in the top 1 with him
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09 July 2011 15:34 Post ID: #172227 - in reply to #170318
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having selection problems already, which lucky player will i choose to get my coffee? perch is looking favourite but i need someone who isn't so clumsy. shola is ruled out for that reason alone. decisions decisions.


someone can edit this/make it better
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09 July 2011 17:26 Post ID: #172263 - in reply to #170318
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Been a busy day for moi, Mike had me changing the sell by date on some Lucozade sport. He's filled my motor with it and booked me a spot at a boot sale in Sunderland, he said them pikeys over there will go mad for it.
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09 July 2011 17:33 Post ID: #172265 - in reply to #170318
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He bunged me 3 dabs for a couple of hamburgers to keep me going and said I can drink as much Lucozade as I want. I've never seen brown Lucozade though. How can brown stuff taste orange?
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09 July 2011 18:00 Post ID: #172274 - in reply to #170318
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we need something on women's football lads
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09 July 2011 18:30 Post ID: #172282 - in reply to #170318
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Steeks a can't even come close to fitting that in 140 characters!
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09 July 2011 18:35 Post ID: #172286 - in reply to #170318
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Honestly, it's like working with a bunch of Tinos....
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09 July 2011 18:37 Post ID: #172287 - in reply to #170318
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'This French ladies team don't like it up em. Moi should know'
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09 July 2011 18:53 Post ID: #172296 - in reply to #170318
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"i love watching french talent me...."
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09 July 2011 19:12 Post ID: #172301 - in reply to #170318
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'I met them in a little chef one night and knocked em bandy with my charm and midnight pink shirt' 'Then I went through the lot of them like a dodgy prawn ruby'
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09 July 2011 20:39 Post ID: #172327 - in reply to #170318
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Luv'd watching some of that french talent,wudn't mind knockin em bandy with some pards charm & a midnight pink shirt.Kasa Bien Merci...
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09 July 2011 22:41 Post ID: #172367 - in reply to #170318
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Gets my vote.
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10 July 2011 17:05 Post ID: #172551 - in reply to #170318
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And mine.
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10 July 2011 17:18 Post ID: #172552 - in reply to #170318
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"Dahn at Silvertones today. Had a go in Buttons car and took 4 seconds off his lap record. The F1 girls lahved my euro style. Vive le Pards!"
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10 July 2011 17:43 Post ID: #172571 - in reply to #170318
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Pards-tastic!
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10 July 2011 17:49 Post ID: #172582 - in reply to #170318
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Forgot to post that French one last night.bugger.
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10 July 2011 17:54 Post ID: #172590 - in reply to #170318
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"had a lavly sunday roast today. the mrs outdid herself with her chicken. love a bit of breast and thigh me...."

bit shit but someone could run with it
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10 July 2011 18:29 Post ID: #172632 - in reply to #170318
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"Meetrylogical dept rang me. Gotta tone dahn my dapper dressing style as compasses started pointin towards me today. Magnetic Norf move over!"
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10 July 2011 18:52 Post ID: #172662 - in reply to #172632
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Platinii - 10/7/2011 18:29 "Meetrylogical dept rang me. Gotta tone dahn my dapper dressing style as compasses started pointin towards me today. Magnetic Norf move over!"
'I knew that cream Linen suit and silk shirt combo would cause mayhem but this is off the scale' 'shame about the piss stains though. I'll have to shake more in future. Or wear underpants'
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10 July 2011 19:21 Post ID: #172691 - in reply to #170318
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Thank fuck that. Pardeux is back. I was getting worried.
Think with regards to the filth posts were going to have to be a bit clever. We cant go toe to toe with Fat Sam, and besides Pardeux is a lot smoother.
Bit rich to comment as I'm not contributing myself at the moment, I know.
Leaving the wit to another department. I'm currently on director duty
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10 July 2011 19:24 Post ID: #172694 - in reply to #170318
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Nice one Steeks. Replace the piss stains with a "map of Africa" and that one is good to go. Noticed theres more than 140 characters like
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10 July 2011 19:34 Post ID: #172705 - in reply to #170318
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Just read that back and realised it looked like some sort order.
What it was a vote with a bit of creative suggestion from myself
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10 July 2011 19:43 Post ID: #172722 - in reply to #170318
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Aye, if I ramble on too much then we could break break them into different posts.
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10 July 2011 19:56 Post ID: #172730 - in reply to #172691
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st-pedros-basin - 10/7/2011 19:21 Thank fuck that. Pardeux is back. I was getting worried. Think with regards to the filth posts were going to have to be a bit clever. We cant go toe to toe with Fat Sam, and besides Pardeux is a lot smoother. Bit rich to comment as I'm not contributing myself at the moment, I know. Leaving the wit to another department. I'm currently on director duty
I agree about the filth ones, it's not hard to think them up. I've got a bullfighting scenario that pards organises to make Jose feel at home. It would be a multi post job though.
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10 July 2011 19:59 Post ID: #172733 - in reply to #170318
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Good idea. Try and get it in 3 posts spread over the day I reckon.
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10 July 2011 20:21 Post ID: #172755 - in reply to #170318
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"People have questioned my record, but it's not just all about facts, it's about how they're presented. FACT."

Edited by bowburnmag 10/7/2011 20:50
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10 July 2011 21:11 Post ID: #172793 - in reply to #170318
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"little known fact for ya, fact actually stands for 'Fundamental Absolutely Correct Truths', don't say pards never told you owt"
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10 July 2011 21:19 Post ID: #172798 - in reply to #170318
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"New freads went down a treat at GP. Won a little trophy for best dressed fella on the day, Cherishe, lovely little sort she was."
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