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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
08 July 2011 17:45 Post ID: #171805 - in reply to #170318
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"i"diot
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08 July 2011 17:46 Post ID: #171807 - in reply to #170318
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"thinkin of taking up magic. always been good with my hands ifyaknowhatimean #winkwink"

could open up for lots more fun (and better posts by others haha) such as:

"people askin if i've made any of the 35mill disappear - i know i'm good, but i only started learnin with matchsticks 3hours ago #i'llgethere"

"people asking if i can conjure up a new number 9 for them, all i can say is i've got a rabbit in my hat and a few aces up my sleeve #nufc"

etc
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08 July 2011 18:16 Post ID: #171823 - in reply to #170318
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Who's put the pies/Perch ones up? Classic!
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08 July 2011 18:18 Post ID: #171826 - in reply to #170318
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Told the boys we's are a collective and theres no I in team.We lose as a team & I win.
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08 July 2011 18:26 Post ID: #171832 - in reply to #170318
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bit shit that pm

nice idea though
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08 July 2011 18:30 Post ID: #171834 - in reply to #171823
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Platinii - 8/7/2011 18:16

Who's put the pies/Perch ones up? Classic!


I stuck that one on.
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08 July 2011 18:38 Post ID: #171835 - in reply to #170318
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That pies one has taken up another notch. Were going to all have to up our game now
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08 July 2011 18:51 Post ID: #171837 - in reply to #170318
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Steady on rabit,some of yours are pretty ropey.

Pardish is not something you can push it just evolved
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08 July 2011 18:55 Post ID: #171838 - in reply to #170318
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Think we should start using this place as quality control from now on
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08 July 2011 18:57 Post ID: #171839 - in reply to #170318
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Must've heard joses address wrong I cant understand a word that jonas says. Nobody here. Place is empty and full of boxes.
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08 July 2011 18:58 Post ID: #171840 - in reply to #170318
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sorry pm

didn't intend it maliciously, you can put your claws back in.

the standard you have helped set is so much higher than the one you posted there is all
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08 July 2011 19:00 Post ID: #171841 - in reply to #170318
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Might aswell chuck ideas up on here aswell.think we can keep the guthrie preggas going as a storyline
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08 July 2011 19:01 Post ID: #171842 - in reply to #171839
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st-pedros-basin - 8/7/2011 18:57

Must've heard joses address wrong I cant understand a word that jonas says. Nobody here. Place is empty and full of boxes.


I'll whack that on now. Thats where it was heading anyway. Then Wenger was going to be hiding in the bushes?
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08 July 2011 19:02 Post ID: #171843 - in reply to #170318
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Just put it up there for someone to work with,got too much on my plate to create masterpieces like everyone else
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08 July 2011 19:02 Post ID: #171844 - in reply to #170318
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pardew learning to be a magician/wizard could lend itself to a fair few cracks of the wise nature

could also have a series of him walking in on ashley/llambias doing odd things (devil worship, human sacrifices, general weird things)

maybe have him start a hat collection
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08 July 2011 19:03 Post ID: #171845 - in reply to #170318
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aye it is a very good idea like pm, just needs work haha
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08 July 2011 19:05 Post ID: #171846 - in reply to #171841
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poisoned_monkey - 8/7/2011 19:00

Might aswell chuck ideas up on here aswell.think we can keep the guthrie preggas going as a storyline


Guthries underage pregnancy you mean!
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08 July 2011 19:05 Post ID: #171847 - in reply to #170318
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also on the guthrie pregnant storyline - it's not pardew's, it's another player's (carroll/nolan, either/both, plot thickening stuff) could also be a 'child of darkness summoned by ash and dekka in one of their aforementioned rituals that pards happens to walk in on one day....
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08 July 2011 19:11 Post ID: #171850 - in reply to #170318
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Its going a bit mental here. Reign it in rabbit.
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08 July 2011 19:12 Post ID: #171852 - in reply to #170318
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Rabit, you're a weird little dude.
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08 July 2011 19:13 Post ID: #171853 - in reply to #170318
The Derek storyline has potential as i have the character in place already, if anyone's worked that out..
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08 July 2011 19:15 Post ID: #171854 - in reply to #170318
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what can i say steeks, it just comes to me haha

could be a nice few little storylines there though if anyone fancies cracking on with them haha
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08 July 2011 19:16 Post ID: #171855 - in reply to #170318
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also - shcoked we didn;t something along the lines of:

"danny swears he took the pill. says it must be down to my superhuman sperm... it wouldn't be the first time"
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08 July 2011 19:17 Post ID: #171858 - in reply to #170318
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Footbawlls all about opinions,I have my own strong opinions but I don't always agree with em.



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08 July 2011 19:19 Post ID: #171859 - in reply to #170318
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Ooze got acces to post up the comments? They seem to be flying in left right and centre. We need some security in place to make this work.
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08 July 2011 19:25 Post ID: #171860 - in reply to #170318
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"We're leaving no hinge unturned in our quest for success. Mike bought Prozone and I just found out it's not a map of call girls. Gutted"
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08 July 2011 19:27 Post ID: #171862 - in reply to #170318
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Less is more tweetwise it's went a bit mental the past hour.less is more until we've got a big audience
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08 July 2011 19:29 Post ID: #171866 - in reply to #170318
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less is more,

exactly what i was thinking.

save them up, have a store
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08 July 2011 19:30 Post ID: #171867 - in reply to #171862
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poisoned_monkey - 8/7/2011 19:27

Less is more tweetwise it's went a bit mental the past hour.less is more until we've got a big audience


Totally agree... It's starting to look messy now.. Just use the best ones and use them now and again.. No harm in sticking ideas on here but they don't all have to go up straight away!
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08 July 2011 19:33 Post ID: #171870 - in reply to #170318
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Im quite content to continue the reeling in of pard's dolly bird.she's putty in his smarmy 'ands
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08 July 2011 19:34 Post ID: #171873 - in reply to #170318
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Someone is going to get pissed and turn this into harry potter or summit
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08 July 2011 19:35 Post ID: #171875 - in reply to #170318
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"thinkin i should hold back on the posts. don;t want to spoil you guys with too many pearls of wisdom. it might put the cart before the horse and all the apples will bolt"
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08 July 2011 19:39 Post ID: #171884 - in reply to #170318
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Ive got access but Rather we ran them through here first. No offense but some of these storyline things are fuckin stupid. A horse designed by committee turns out to be a camel n all that.
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08 July 2011 19:40 Post ID: #171886 - in reply to #170318
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:( i liked my hat collecting idea
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08 July 2011 19:41 Post ID: #171888 - in reply to #170318
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Tbh think it works better with quotes & sayings.once the season starts there's a load of material we can use.don't need to burn him out
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08 July 2011 20:03 Post ID: #171903 - in reply to #170318
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I would say Steeks, Plats and BBM have pretty much got this nailed. Some others (including my own) are abit hit and miss.
So therefore I prupose everything is brought on here first. We don't want this thing running away and becoming, well shit.
Personally I think storylines are a bit stupid. The Guthrie one is a good backburner because the initial quote was hilarious, but we don't need to keep revisiting it.
Some things lend themselves to a follow up. Like going to the coast and then to the chippy. or the jose's house being empty one just did (NOT WHAT THEN FOLLOWED-KIDNAPPING TOO MUCH)
but I think we don't want to over labour things. Like PM says these things write themselves from the real things going on sprinkled by our own humorous take on club politics.
The beauty of this is Pardews character, his smarminess, self loving. That's what makes it work.
Don't want to be killjoy, just how I see it.

Lets just stick it all on here first, some are so hilarious they don't need questioning but lets wait for a couple of nods before posting it on twitter. Most of us are quite passionate about this in a saddo way. and don't want to see it crash and burn just yet

Edited by st-pedros-basin 8/7/2011 20:24
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08 July 2011 20:07 Post ID: #171906 - in reply to #170318
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and if someone brings something that's questionable. just be constructive. No need to shout it down and say it's shit. we can do that in the other threads.
This is the soft hands, creative corner. We're all friends here.

now who's got the spliff?
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08 July 2011 20:14 Post ID: #171909 - in reply to #170318
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Fuck man, the last few just went a bit mental. think we all need a break
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08 July 2011 20:18 Post ID: #171910 - in reply to #170318
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It's easy to try to hard (hence the shite I come up with)
Not everyone's a finisher like plats & BBM so there's no harm in supplying the bullets for them to finish off
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08 July 2011 20:56 Post ID: #171927 - in reply to #170318
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I never know when to stop. I'm all for a bit of quality control through here. I was bored and killing an hour in a cyber cafe, waiting for my Mrs to finish up at work. I've got one about Guthrie and pards going for a baby scan together that'll do for a slow day. Got loads of bits for pardishpies that can be used too. Mike and del try to take a 50% share when it takes off and a turf war breaks out with Guthrie getting caught in the crossfire. All very immature of course.
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