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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
08 July 2011 14:20 Post ID: #171706 - in reply to #170318
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"It's not what you do, it's the way that you do it... #pardish for #spindoctors and #pattermerchants"
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08 July 2011 14:24 Post ID: #171708 - in reply to #170318
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think I may have resolved that legal issue some of you may have been concerned about regarding the profile pic



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08 July 2011 14:27 Post ID: #171711 - in reply to #170318
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Haha genius
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08 July 2011 14:29 Post ID: #171713 - in reply to #170318
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"Believe it or not, Sir Alex rang me for advice the other day. I told him natural yoghurt and Always Ultra works for me."
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08 July 2011 14:31 Post ID: #171714 - in reply to #170318
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"I keep telling the lads, the square root of nothing is whatever you want it to be. It's all about belief."
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08 July 2011 14:34 Post ID: #171715 - in reply to #170318
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Pedro, that is spot on for Alain. You've caught the essence of him perfectly!
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08 July 2011 14:35 Post ID: #171716 - in reply to #171713
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bowburnmag - 8/7/2011 14:29 "Believe it or not, Sir Alex rang me for advice the other day. I told him natural yoghurt and Always Ultra works for me."
Get that one up!
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08 July 2011 14:38 Post ID: #171717 - in reply to #171716
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steekiebrown - 8/7/2011 14:35

bowburnmag - 8/7/2011 14:29

"Believe it or not, Sir Alex rang me for advice the other day. I told him natural yoghurt and Always Ultra works for me."


Get that one up! :17:


done
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08 July 2011 14:45 Post ID: #171722 - in reply to #170318
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I dont know whats more worrying,the fact he's scarily believable or that the chicks are digging the Pardish
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08 July 2011 14:46 Post ID: #171723 - in reply to #170318
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we're goin to need some big players to get us through next season. so I've ordered a job lot of those pants Owen Hargreaves got on in his fitness vids
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08 July 2011 14:50 Post ID: #171724 - in reply to #170318
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'steve bruce was on the blower, asking if I could leave cheick out when we play them. Apparently Cattermole hasn't slept since he bumped into Cheick down Lidl. He waved at cheick and cheick allegedly drew his finger across his throat'
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08 July 2011 14:50 Post ID: #171726 - in reply to #171722
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poisoned_monkey - 8/7/2011 14:45

I dont know whats more worrying,the fact he's scarily believable or that the chicks are digging the Pardish


It's taking shape. This is my new meaning to life
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08 July 2011 14:52 Post ID: #171729 - in reply to #170318
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QUALITY the Ryder is following Pardeux
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08 July 2011 14:55 Post ID: #171730 - in reply to #171729
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We can play them at their own puppety game now.Mazin
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08 July 2011 14:57 Post ID: #171731 - in reply to #170318
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I'm fuckin loving this! Brilliant crack.
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08 July 2011 15:00 Post ID: #171732 - in reply to #170318
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I think we're about to go mainstream!
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08 July 2011 15:07 Post ID: #171733 - in reply to #170318
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that will happen when people start abusing him. then the character of Pardeux will really flourish.
Problem with this is, I'm already starting to call the real Pardew Pardeux
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08 July 2011 15:07 Post ID: #171734 - in reply to #170318
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Been following this for the past couple of days, got to say you're doing a great job, keep it up.
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08 July 2011 15:12 Post ID: #171735 - in reply to #170318
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Can't wait til the season starts, Imagine Pardeuxs pre match wardrobe ponderings and post match comments!
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08 July 2011 15:14 Post ID: #171737 - in reply to #171735
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We need a stockpile of material for this weekend so BBM get to work while you're on the train!

Absolute genius so far,its only a matter of time before Pardew speaks one of pardish quotes.
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08 July 2011 15:17 Post ID: #171738 - in reply to #170318
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his arrogance towards nothing ever being his fault is going to be quality. when we win it'll be all down to him, when we lose it'll be the players.
Just like the real man himself
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08 July 2011 15:19 Post ID: #171739 - in reply to #170318
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this would fill my time in during half time too, but fatty seems to have restricted any wireless pick up within the ground
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08 July 2011 15:23 Post ID: #171740 - in reply to #170318
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How long shall we leave it before he starts bragging that he's fucking jennajennajenna?
His bit on the side
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08 July 2011 15:33 Post ID: #171744 - in reply to #171724
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steekiebrown - 8/7/2011 14:50

'steve bruce was on the blower, asking if I could leave cheick out when we play them. Apparently Cattermole hasn't slept since he bumped into Cheick down Lidl. He waved at cheick and cheick allegedly drew his finger across his throat'


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08 July 2011 16:03 Post ID: #171749 - in reply to #171713
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bowburnmag - 8/7/2011 14:29

"Believe it or not, Sir Alex rang me for advice the other day. I told him natural yoghurt and Always Ultra works for me."


That's the standard we should be aiming for!
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08 July 2011 16:21 Post ID: #171751 - in reply to #170318
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"I had another word with Del today about transfers. He said he's got a couple of packs of Hello Kitty and X-Men waiting for me. I'm excited!"
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08 July 2011 16:25 Post ID: #171752 - in reply to #171740
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st-pedros-basin - 8/7/2011 15:23

How long shall we leave it before he starts bragging that he's fucking jennajennajenna?
His bit on the side


As nice as she seems i fear she may be involved in a typical pards scandal
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08 July 2011 16:26 Post ID: #171753 - in reply to #170318
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'Bruce looking a favour?! I'm gonna humiliate him like did me. I'll never forget him teabagging me in the tunnel at Wembley after '90 cup final. Still, the jokes on him. The back of his balls is better looking than his swollen mush'
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08 July 2011 16:29 Post ID: #171754 - in reply to #171753
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steekiebrown - 8/7/2011 16:26

'Bruce looking a favour?! I'm gonna humiliate him like did me. I'll never forget him teabagging me in the tunnel at Wembley after '90 cup final. Still, the jokes on him. The back of his balls is better looking than his swollen mush'


You're flouting this 140 characters rule with Pardish abandon!
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08 July 2011 16:35 Post ID: #171756 - in reply to #170318
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I wont be tethered to 140 characters like some peasant tweeter. I'll leave that to the editorial team.
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08 July 2011 16:44 Post ID: #171762 - in reply to #170318
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It's a nightmare for me. My posts are usually 140,000 characters long!
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08 July 2011 16:51 Post ID: #171768 - in reply to #170318
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I'm just a gobshite.
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08 July 2011 17:01 Post ID: #171771 - in reply to #171756
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steekiebrown - 8/7/2011 16:35

I wont be tethered to 140 characters like some peasant tweeter. I'll leave that to the editorial team.


you've noticed. I'm only bailing you out because you've been on form. As soon as the standard slips it'll be down to you
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08 July 2011 17:07 Post ID: #171773 - in reply to #170318
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firday night? pardeux on the town! but what should i wear?
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08 July 2011 17:08 Post ID: #171774 - in reply to #170318
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"Samtimes ahm a geeezah! But sometimes I'm so smooth I swear I could have my own brand of peanut butter. SunPards Peanie B. It's a go-er"
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08 July 2011 17:19 Post ID: #171783 - in reply to #170318
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"Team bonding with the new foreign lads tonight. We're playin Subbuteo. Told Routy to come along and bring his boots in case he gets a game"
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08 July 2011 17:27 Post ID: #171787 - in reply to #171783
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Platinii - 8/7/2011 17:19

"Team bonding with the new foreign lads tonight. We're playin Subbuteo. Told Routy to come along and bring his boots in case he gets a game"


Corker
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08 July 2011 17:31 Post ID: #171789 - in reply to #171783
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Platinii - 8/7/2011 17:19 "Team bonding with the new foreign lads tonight. We're playin Subbuteo. Told Routy to come along and bring his boots in case he gets a game"
brilliant!
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08 July 2011 17:41 Post ID: #171799 - in reply to #170318
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Right own up, who keeps posting little "i" s?
attention to detail is the key
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08 July 2011 17:42 Post ID: #171800 - in reply to #170318
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i do that
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