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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
07 July 2011 18:18 Post ID: #171303 - in reply to #170318
Im quietly doing my bit with follower numbers steadily rising...
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07 July 2011 18:39 Post ID: #171315 - in reply to #170318
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'kept Danny Guthrie back after training for 'the talk' and he only wants to keep it! I said to him "how can I stick you in a game against De jong when you're 6 months gone, Dan? My thoughts then turned to the future, how can this thing we have, (whatever it is) survive without trust? He looked me in the eye and swore he was taking his pill, while all along he was spitting them over my back'
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07 July 2011 18:51 Post ID: #171316 - in reply to #170318
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My god this thread is about as funny as cancer.
Bardpard crammed 10 times more humour into his Pardew Blog than all you lot put together.
Leave the humour to the pro's boys
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07 July 2011 19:04 Post ID: #171320 - in reply to #171316
MallorcaMag - 7/7/2011 18:51

My god this thread is about as funny as cancer.
Bardpard crammed 10 times more humour into his Pardew Blog than all you lot put together.
Leave the humour to the pro's boys


Says the master of cringe

You have a black belt in talking shit Mallorca

And we all know you want to lick Pard's ring piece

Try not making it so obvious you thick fuck
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07 July 2011 19:38 Post ID: #171342 - in reply to #170318
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Wouldn't expect a 60yr old humourless whinger to even understand half of it
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07 July 2011 21:05 Post ID: #171383 - in reply to #171316
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MallorcaMag - 7/7/2011 18:51

My god this thread is about as funny as cancer.
Bardpard crammed 10 times more humour into his Pardew Blog than all you lot put together.
Leave the humour to the pro's boys


As the original post in this thread states, this clearly isn't for you. No point in getting old hot and flustered and waving your cock at us about it
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07 July 2011 21:06 Post ID: #171384 - in reply to #170318
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"I can tweak the way we play from here on in, add discipline to our shape and see how the players respond to that."
oh hang on. that one is actually genuine Pardish
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07 July 2011 21:08 Post ID: #171385 - in reply to #170318
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68 followers & the abuse is started already.we need some puppet related material
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07 July 2011 21:11 Post ID: #171389 - in reply to #170318
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I'd like to see Pards Blog make it funny in 125 characters - it's fookin difficult!
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07 July 2011 21:46 Post ID: #171398 - in reply to #171383
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st-pedros-basin - 7/7/2011 21:05

MallorcaMag - 7/7/2011 18:51

My god this thread is about as funny as cancer.
Bardpard crammed 10 times more humour into his Pardew Blog than all you lot put together.
Leave the humour to the pro's boys


As the original post in this thread states, this clearly isn't for you. No point in getting old hot and flustered and waving your cock at us about it


'ey man, Mallorca doesn't talk jive.
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07 July 2011 22:13 Post ID: #171417 - in reply to #170318
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"People don't realize the hours Ive put in, in French Outpatients looking for bargains for NUFC"
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07 July 2011 22:43 Post ID: #171439 - in reply to #170318
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"Once and for all, I'm the facking daddy awright. I'm definitely a lot of people's daddy. I like the ladies, see?"
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07 July 2011 23:01 Post ID: #171444 - in reply to #170318
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pedro has already supplied a comeback for us

"No point in getting all hot and flustered and waving your cock at us about it #minesbiggeranyway"

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07 July 2011 23:08 Post ID: #171446 - in reply to #170318
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just a quick legal question

can the fact that pardew's actual face is being used in the profile lead to it being deleted?
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07 July 2011 23:48 Post ID: #171450 - in reply to #170318
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Good question rabit, not sure.
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07 July 2011 23:51 Post ID: #171451 - in reply to #170318
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"I've been asked if there is a place for Leon Best next season. I think there is. Probably Ireland."
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07 July 2011 23:53 Post ID: #171452 - in reply to #170318
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Hasnt stopped the fat sam one has it?
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07 July 2011 23:58 Post ID: #171453 - in reply to #170318
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He's crossed out.
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07 July 2011 23:59 Post ID: #171454 - in reply to #170318
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'I'm gonna starve these lads of a football until opening day. They'll be ravenous for it by then'
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08 July 2011 00:03 Post ID: #171456 - in reply to #170318
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The big sam one got cancelled when it got really disgusting a few months back. It was back a week or 2 later and now says "not big sam" on it
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08 July 2011 00:08 Post ID: #171460 - in reply to #170318
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I think were not in the same league to worry about that
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08 July 2011 00:12 Post ID: #171463 - in reply to #170318
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The sam one had thousands of followers. Even the broadsheet writers loved it.
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08 July 2011 00:16 Post ID: #171471 - in reply to #170318
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Start small, think big.

I love this thread. It's given me another purpose in life.
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08 July 2011 00:19 Post ID: #171475 - in reply to #170318
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should pardeux start tweeting the players? Maybe suggest a 'party' where they can bring their wives and see what happens...
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08 July 2011 00:25 Post ID: #171481 - in reply to #170318
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They should chase him.

I think we'll surprise ourselves if we handle it properly. Let's be honest, Mallorca's slight aside most have found it amusing. I find the idea of us not being hilariousm, preposterous.
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08 July 2011 00:38 Post ID: #171504 - in reply to #170318
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Theres enough minds working on it so it has every chance to be popular, some shit posts every so often, but some gems along the way.
Guthrie pregnant, taking Marv to the coast, just two peaches from the day
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08 July 2011 00:41 Post ID: #171505 - in reply to #170318
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and tapping up that lass gave me a chuckle. I'm enjoying it. Should really get some work done tomorrow like
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08 July 2011 10:22 Post ID: #171596 - in reply to #170318
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'Oh shit, had Dannys mum and dad waiting for me this morning with Max Clifford in tow. Turns out he's 15 and should never have been playing with the big boys. Thank fuck the NOTW are closing up'
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08 July 2011 10:27 Post ID: #171598 - in reply to #171596
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steekiebrown - 8/7/2011 10:22

'Oh shit, had Dannys mum and dad waiting for me this morning with Max Clifford in tow. Turns out he's 15 and should never have been playing with the big boys. Thank fuck the NOTW are closing up'


good one

It wont let me log in this morning though
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08 July 2011 10:33 Post ID: #171601 - in reply to #170318
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'It was the eyeliner and thong underpants that threw me. They're threatening all sorts unless he gets the No 9 for next year'
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08 July 2011 10:35 Post ID: #171602 - in reply to #170318
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Mine does that sometimes, unless it's been pulled already?
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08 July 2011 10:42 Post ID: #171609 - in reply to #170318
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doubt its been pulled
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08 July 2011 10:55 Post ID: #171623 - in reply to #170318
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Aye, can't see it. Mine goes mental quite often and refuses to work.
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08 July 2011 10:59 Post ID: #171625 - in reply to #170318
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Someone needs to get that Danny Simpson one up there, it's a cracker
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08 July 2011 11:04 Post ID: #171629 - in reply to #170318
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Where's that one?
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08 July 2011 11:33 Post ID: #171641 - in reply to #170318
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"Off to Cruise with the NUFC discount card, expecting to come out looking dapper. Firm believer in appearances being deceptive"
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08 July 2011 11:37 Post ID: #171644 - in reply to #171629
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steekiebrown - 8/7/2011 11:04

Where's that one?


Guthrie sos
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08 July 2011 11:40 Post ID: #171648 - in reply to #170318
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people keep askin me why make the curly fella skip. language barriers and all. that's not a problem, the entire team will be communicating in pardish this season
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08 July 2011 11:42 Post ID: #171649 - in reply to #170318
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the new boys are picking up the pardish nicely, likes of Jose and barton are struggling. Hope I'm not going to upset them when I keep them behind for extra tuition
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08 July 2011 13:58 Post ID: #171691 - in reply to #170318
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'had joey in complaining he wasn't made skipper, so I told him he was my secret captain. Just like I told harps, Saylor and Cheick. Dressing room revolts? I piss them'
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