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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
05 July 2011 20:47 Post ID: #170318
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For those who care. Lets give this our best shot. Get us through pre season
P-M has taken the plunge therefore is the keyholder. It's a big responsibility we don't want to overkill it, but I'd say the best of a few witty contributions from us TOTT crowd should keep it alive.
Plats I expect you to be on the ball with some expert Pardish.

Anybody who's too cool for Twatter can just chip in here I suppose, others, lets do our best to get #pardish trending. It's all in good fun.

This thread can have another purpose. It's become a bit of a pastime for us negative types to gripe about Pardew over the last few weeks, and as we appreciate this can be somewhat of a bore to the other happy clapping members of this forum, with a sunnier disposition.
Therefore this thread can act as our "Pardish"portal. Free from those who seem to take offence. and a haven for us who's negativety appears to be dragging the whole club down.

Fire away....

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05 July 2011 21:00 Post ID: #170327 - in reply to #170318
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Cracking idea Pedro. I'll be happy to put any good ideas from others through my Pardish2000 language converter. I'll have to make some adjustments to get it down to 140 characters for twatter.

Now to have a think about a few possible entries...

*cracks knuckles*
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05 July 2011 21:06 Post ID: #170329 - in reply to #170318
st-pedros-basin - 5/7/2011 20:47

and a haven for us who's negativety appears to be dragging the whole club down.

Fire away....



Now you're speaking my language
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05 July 2011 21:09 Post ID: #170330 - in reply to #170318
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What is the twitter name
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05 July 2011 21:17 Post ID: #170339 - in reply to #170318
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Alain_Pardeaux
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05 July 2011 21:24 Post ID: #170342 - in reply to #170318
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Have you got a link for us non hom-phone twitter types?
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05 July 2011 21:52 Post ID: #170357 - in reply to #170318
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www.twitter.com/Alain_Pardeux should work
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05 July 2011 21:54 Post ID: #170360 - in reply to #170318
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"One fing peopuw have gotta rememba abart footbaw, it's not cricket."

"I won't mislead the fans, if they're misled, it's because they're following the wrong path. That's not my garden."

"The NUFC recipe - I'll take a pinch of flair, a dollop of pizazz, a tablespoon of spirit. What have you got? Exactly, je ne sais quoi."

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05 July 2011 21:56 Post ID: #170363 - in reply to #170357
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poisoned_monkey - 5/7/2011 21:52

www.twitter.com/Alain_Pardeaux should work


You haven't got an A in Pardeux...
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05 July 2011 21:58 Post ID: #170366 - in reply to #170318
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Fans need to understand that free transfers are very expensive.
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05 July 2011 21:58 Post ID: #170367 - in reply to #170318
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I did say should work....

Some corkers there BBM
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05 July 2011 22:00 Post ID: #170368 - in reply to #170318
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'Textbook' pardish from BBM there.
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05 July 2011 22:01 Post ID: #170371 - in reply to #170318
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This could keep our spirits up all summer.

Let's face it, individually we are funny as fuck. Collectively, we could become worldwide renowned.
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05 July 2011 22:01 Post ID: #170372 - in reply to #170318
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off out to the discotheque. bonjour.


in my mind he speaks french like del boy
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05 July 2011 22:06 Post ID: #170377 - in reply to #170372
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rabit71 - 5/7/2011 22:01 off out to the discotheque. bonjour. in my mind he speaks french like del boy
Yes, rabit. I think exactly the same thing!
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05 July 2011 22:08 Post ID: #170380 - in reply to #170318
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Bearing in mind the similarity in his comments to Del Boy, who is renowned for Trotters Independent Trading, known as TITs, with Pardew's Independent Trading, is he the PITs?
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05 July 2011 22:11 Post ID: #170382 - in reply to #170318
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surely it's Pardeux's Innovative Thinking?
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05 July 2011 22:14 Post ID: #170385 - in reply to #170318
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that's just the short version btw

the long version is:

Attractive Rugged Masculine Pardeux's Innovative Thinktank

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05 July 2011 22:21 Post ID: #170394 - in reply to #170366
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MickMartin - 5/7/2011 21:58

Fans need to understand that free transfers are very expensive.


I'm taking this one, or words to that effect for my first pardish post
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05 July 2011 22:27 Post ID: #170404 - in reply to #170318
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BBM got some crackers already, right there
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05 July 2011 22:28 Post ID: #170406 - in reply to #170318
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The worst thing is, it's only loosely translated. He said these things, more or less. The fucking moron.

* this isn't Pardish *
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05 July 2011 22:30 Post ID: #170408 - in reply to #170318
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I can't remember the last time I 'retweeted'. Time to rectify that.
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05 July 2011 22:31 Post ID: #170412 - in reply to #170318
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don't burn yourself out this is a marathon not a sprint. we want Pardish in everyones vocabulary before the first game of the season
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05 July 2011 22:32 Post ID: #170414 - in reply to #170318
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A wise man once told me you 'ave to risk takes to build something worth a while. I am that wise man, and I'm building some worthful whiles.

This squads keen as custard. They'll walk through open doors & brick windows for each other. Ive got a group of individual collectives.

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05 July 2011 22:32 Post ID: #170415 - in reply to #170318
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Somebody will have to reign me in. I get obssessive, and less is probably more with Pardish.

Ironically.
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05 July 2011 22:39 Post ID: #170427 - in reply to #170318
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Looks like this is going to be a full time job for PM, filtering through the best of these every day
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05 July 2011 22:46 Post ID: #170436 - in reply to #170318
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One of my lot (I don't know him) has started following Alain.

Bingo, they're starting to bite.
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05 July 2011 22:49 Post ID: #170441 - in reply to #170318
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The power of social media.
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05 July 2011 23:03 Post ID: #170450 - in reply to #170318
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I can picture Alain now, lying on his Playboy duvet cover, resplendant in silk boxers and thin gold chain. Eating a jar of pickled onions and perusing plenty of fish. Then teasing James Perch via skype that he can be the new No 9 if he puts on a french maids outfit and does a striptease.
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05 July 2011 23:06 Post ID: #170452 - in reply to #170318
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Je'm lapels Alain. Im not 'ere to stick to the old but to change to the noo. I suis am puttin the noo into noocarsell and u nit into united.
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05 July 2011 23:07 Post ID: #170453 - in reply to #170318
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playboy?

surely it's leopard print
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05 July 2011 23:09 Post ID: #170458 - in reply to #170453
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rabit71 - 5/7/2011 23:07

playboy?

surely it's leopard print


It's 14,000 small hand crafted mirrors so that he can see every angle of himself at every angle.

Lost in a world of Pardz.
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05 July 2011 23:17 Post ID: #170462 - in reply to #170318
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"You better have a good hand if you've come to play cardz wiv Pardz, cos I've got two. Plus a spare pair."
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05 July 2011 23:20 Post ID: #170463 - in reply to #170462
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bowburnmag - 5/7/2011 23:17

"You better have a good hand if you've come to play cardz wiv Pardz, cos I've got two. Plus a spare pair."


That's up there now
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05 July 2011 23:22 Post ID: #170465 - in reply to #170450
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steekiebrown - 5/7/2011 23:03

I can picture Alain now, lying on his Playboy duvet cover, resplendant in silk boxers and thin gold chain. Eating a jar of pickled onions and perusing plenty of fish. Then teasing James Perch via skype that he can be the new No 9 if he puts on a french maids outfit and does a striptease.


I'm working on new profile pic first thing tomorrow
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05 July 2011 23:23 Post ID: #170466 - in reply to #170462
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bowburnmag - 5/7/2011 23:17 "You better have a good hand if you've come to play cardz wiv Pardz, cos I've got two. Plus a spare pair."
He took Perchys game boy off him on the bus to Stevenage in a game of Snap. Then Perchy won the next 2 games and thats how he got a start at left back.
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05 July 2011 23:24 Post ID: #170467 - in reply to #170318
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"I fink some people doubt Shola's ability but he's a big unit you know? And an enigma. And what I like about that, is that he's a big enigmatic unit. That's hard to defend."
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05 July 2011 23:27 Post ID: #170468 - in reply to #170318
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I reckon give it a week or two and Joey will be following us and dropping a bit Pardish gems in there himself

Edited by st-pedros-basin 5/7/2011 23:29
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05 July 2011 23:32 Post ID: #170469 - in reply to #170318
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People say that Demba Ba has a suspect knee but I've been assured that police have eliminated it from their enquiries.
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05 July 2011 23:34 Post ID: #170471 - in reply to #170318
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HEHE
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