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The Alain pardeux contribution thread
26 July 2011 20:24 Post ID: #179445 - in reply to #170318
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“More injrees. The lads is dropping like flies. Tho not as fast as mine were when I got old o that lil blond Orlando cheerleader #gotashotoff”
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28 July 2011 08:18 Post ID: #180155 - in reply to #170318
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"went to the cinema with a few of the lads last night to see "horrible bosses". at least mine's a gem and treats me right. lucky i guess"


or something along those lines
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29 July 2011 10:25 Post ID: #180651 - in reply to #170318
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straight up plagerism from the Pardew blog, but I lie these onse and suggest they should go up, tweaking maybe needed...


A lot of the lads seemed very tired after the flight back and had jet lag personally i don't do jet lag as i function at 100% 24/7.

I had to act as translator going through immigration on the way back, although even i couldn't understand what Shola was mumbling about. On the subject of Shola he has been fined a weeks wages for being a filthy bastard the hotel maid had called the police thinking his room had been robbed but it turns out that is just how he lives.

So back to training on Friday and can't wait for the game on Sunday would love a namecheck in the stadium if possible and can i ask you to not abuse Derek, it's not clever or funny and if you do it will probably mean we won't get our new striker.

The more i work with Derek the more i realise what a great fella he is and if you were to sing his name in adulation at the Leeds game i reckon that could loosen the purse strings further.



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29 July 2011 12:24 Post ID: #180726 - in reply to #170318
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I lie these onse too pedro.


The jet lag one should go up.
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29 July 2011 12:27 Post ID: #180727 - in reply to #170318
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all of them really
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03 August 2011 19:30 Post ID: #183329 - in reply to #170318
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'introduced new tactics to the lads today. Got them to call me "guv" like they do in The Bill. I then gave them all "The Bill" nicknames. Shola is now "Reg"
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03 August 2011 20:39 Post ID: #183417 - in reply to #170318
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"the golf match today went well. joey didn't take well to having to play with a flamingo instead of a club though. no sense of humour that lad"
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04 August 2011 11:15 Post ID: #183673 - in reply to #170318
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What you fans dont realise is footballs all about Qwality not Qwantity.We've added some real firepower.footballs a war & im the general ready to launch a all out assault on mid table
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06 August 2011 13:49 Post ID: #184434 - in reply to #170318
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"oba obertan, oba obertan, oba obertan gabrielle obertan."
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15 August 2011 15:53 Post ID: #188692 - in reply to #170318
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Dels across in Frarnce now with the office transit van. He's got space for only deux more players before he reaches his baggage allowance
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15 August 2011 19:59 Post ID: #188755 - in reply to #170318
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He couldve brought back 3 but mike wanted the tabs more
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17 August 2011 19:38 Post ID: #189453 - in reply to #170318
We could make reference to a 'gagging' of some sort in the storyline as the real Pardew seems to have quietened down a bit..
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20 August 2011 22:04 Post ID: #190743 - in reply to #170318
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Who's on pardeaux duty tonight? Some good ones getting flung about
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20 August 2011 22:42 Post ID: #190752 - in reply to #170318
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I've skirted the voting process once or twice,follower explosion past the 200 mark
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20 August 2011 22:49 Post ID: #190754 - in reply to #170318
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He who dares, Rodders
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21 August 2011 09:13 Post ID: #190858 - in reply to #170318
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Ryders even nicking our hashtags the twat
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21 August 2011 11:05 Post ID: #190890 - in reply to #170318
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Yeah, sorry lads, once again I've been working outside of the rules.

Victoire.
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21 August 2011 11:12 Post ID: #190892 - in reply to #170318
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#creditwhereitspardew could prove to be a work of genius.
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21 August 2011 18:36 Post ID: #190976 - in reply to #170318
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The retweets of that were phenomenal!
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19 December 2011 17:08 Post ID: #233266 - in reply to #170318
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Ban Arfa was desperate to come on & play in the hole on Saturday. Only Pards gets the hole of a weekend! #Lesuave
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19 December 2011 18:23 Post ID: #233294 - in reply to #233266
Pardeux looked like the milk tray man at the Chelsea game.. We could move him into the international man of mystery persona...
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