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Joining the LA Galaxy circus display this week is none other than our malingering left back Celestine Babayaro. Seen more in Tyneside lapdancing club For Your Eyes Only than on the pitch at SJP, Babs is set to join the nouveau FC Hollywood where the formerly dreadlocked dunce Ruud Gullit now works as boss. The wastrel will be sharing a dressing room with former Beast and Dr Zeus lookalike Abel Xavier as well as Posh Spice`s husband.

Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Monday January 21 2008
Time: 1:46PM

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