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Know Your Enemy - Attack

Know Your Enemy - Attack

Kenwyne Jones

Star man, regular goal scorer and a handful. Stop him, we stop them, simple as. His performance against West Ham was one of the few occasions I`ve seen an outfield player get MOTM when finishing as a loser. T&T and Sunderland team mate Dwight Yorke v us in the 1996/97 season was another.

Daryl Murphy

Carthorse. This season`s Kevin Kyle.

Michael Chopra

Judas. Not scored in about 12 so that sets him up nicely to piss on our chips and score the winner. Might think about poking it wide given his 'love for the Toon`.



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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Friday November 9 2007
Time: 10:26AM

Comments

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I've been pleasantly surprised by Jones - he'll be a handful for you lot!
merlin
09/11/2007 11:03:00
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Probably. Lets hope the service to him is *****e.
SirLes
09/11/2007 13:05:00
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Or, you could just kick the *****e out of him and it´ll be sorted, no worries. :))
Blue is the colour
09/11/2007 22:29:00
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Good set off articles fellas - Hopefully you will play better than you did against us last week - You haven't lost to 'em in the last five outtings... let's hope you can make it six.... enjoy the day ...
Chix
10/11/2007 09:11:00
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Honours even eh ! - Looked to be an even game but you were lucky they didn't snatch it at the end when Michael Chopra headed against the bar. Big Sam seems happy with a point away from home .... are you guys ?
Chix
10/11/2007 16:18:00
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Michael chopra looked desperate to score against his old club. I bet he still can't believe he hit the bar with that header.
dazza71
11/11/2007 10:55:00
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I feel sorry for you having to deal with Joey Barton's disgraceful performance. With a bit of luck he will get time when his case comes up and you will be spared any further embarrassments.
alphieblues
11/11/2007 13:14:00
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Chopra did it on purpose!
BaldEagle
11/11/2007 17:38:00
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