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Shaymus Classic!

In a scene straight out of Father Ted, Shay Given has revealed he`s been learning La Lingo in order to help out his defence. Apparently though his efforts have been somewhat wasted given only one of the four speaks Spanish! Better stick to the French Shay lad. Anyway our stopper revealed:

"A few of the new lads don't speak much English so I've been trying to learn Spanish to help communicate with them. Unfortunately I tried to speak to Cacapa in Spanish as I'd forgotten they speak Portuguese in Brazil. He just gave me a blank look; I don't think he was very impressed. It wasn't my finest moment.'



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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Thursday October 25 2007
Time: 8:44AM

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Eeijit.
SirLes
25/10/2007 09:10:00
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lol. stick to shot stopping
Toon4LiFe
25/10/2007 15:35:00
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