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EMO named in Muttonmouth`s squad

Sheepteeth McClaren has called up our perennial crock cum Umbro/England golden boy Michael Owen. With the Nationalist-as clamouring for his inclusion the ram-dentured head coach has selected a player that hasn`t played 90 minutes since the last set of England games I think. Alan Smith also gets the nod incidentally.




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Writer: Ross Molyneux Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday October 5 2007

Time: 2:00PM

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Ram-dentured head coach. How cruel of you! .... but true lol
Sarah Shoes
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05/10/2007 15:24:00

this is quite possibly the most bizzare piece of journalism i've ever seen.
EvertonMike
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05/10/2007 15:53:00

Craig Bellamy uses the same vet dentist.
BaldEagle
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05/10/2007 16:06:00

we rely too much on Owen - no doubt he'll be broken again soon!
Putney
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06/10/2007 20:14:00

 

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