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EMO named in Muttonmouth`s squad

Sheepteeth McClaren has called up our perennial crock cum Umbro/England golden boy Michael Owen. With the Nationalist-as clamouring for his inclusion the ram-dentured head coach has selected a player that hasn`t played 90 minutes since the last set of England games I think. Alan Smith also gets the nod incidentally.




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Writer: Ross Molyneux Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday October 5 2007

Time: 2:00PM

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Ram-dentured head coach. How cruel of you! .... but true lol
Sarah Shoes
this is quite possibly the most bizzare piece of journalism i've ever seen.
EvertonMike
Craig Bellamy uses the same vet dentist.
BaldEagle
we rely too much on Owen - no doubt he'll be broken again soon!
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