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EMO named in Muttonmouth`s squad

EMO named in Muttonmouth`s squad

Sheepteeth McClaren has called up our perennial crock cum Umbro/England golden boy Michael Owen. With the Nationalist-as clamouring for his inclusion the ram-dentured head coach has selected a player that hasn`t played 90 minutes since the last set of England games I think. Alan Smith also gets the nod incidentally.

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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Friday October 5 2007
Time: 2:00PM

Comments

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Ram-dentured head coach. How cruel of you! .... but true lol
Sarah Shoes
05/10/2007 15:24:00
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this is quite possibly the most bizzare piece of journalism i've ever seen.
EvertonMike
05/10/2007 15:53:00
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Craig Bellamy uses the same vet dentist.
BaldEagle
05/10/2007 16:06:00
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we rely too much on Owen - no doubt he'll be broken again soon!
Putney
06/10/2007 20:14:00
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