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Slam in the Lamb!

Slam in the Lamb!

Laugh a minute from the Smog Beasts down the A19, as their Chief Exec Keith 'Mutton dressed as` Lamb has had to go on record to deny Freddie Shepherd is going to do a Ken Bates/Milan Mandaric and invest the money he`s received from a takeover in a lesser club. Shep is a good mate of Gibson`s so no doubt this has got tongues wagging. Lambo added, caking himself:

'Absolute rubbish. Middlesbrough FC belongs to the town and we are just the current custodians. At the end of the day I hope we can hand it over in a better state than when we took it on.'

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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Friday June 8 2007
Time: 2:48PM

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