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Sam and the Swear Box

Alongside the backroom staff restructuring we told you about yesterday, it looks like Sam is going to give the posh seats a shakeup. Apparently his Tourettes-esque outbursts of expletives means that the lasses and youngsters are going to have to be moved inside SJP in case they kop a load of his effing and blinding. Sam added:

"I will have to check in the stand to see if I have got the right area to sit in without too many people listening in. The language can get a bit blue, and I don't want to be upsetting any women or youngsters if they are around me. In the short term I will try to get upstairs in the first half and oversee from there. We will have the right level of communication down to the bench and the right technology to use behind the scenes if I need to.'

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Date:Tuesday June 5 2007

Time: 8:29AM


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