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Gazza Nailed

Gazza Nailed

News of Gazza`s latest illness reaches the VN offices with much sadness. Rather than ligging up his 40th birthday it seems him and Five Bellies spent the night in an Emergency Room, instead of between some blonde`s knockers, blatantly later to appear in the NOTW. Now we miss out on some bimbo telling us how much better in bed he is than Ruud Gullit. Unlucky fella.

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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Tuesday May 29 2007
Time: 1:06PM

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Legend. Hope he gets well soon. Jimmy will have eaten all his grapes and drunk his Lucozade though!
SirLes
29/05/2007 15:06:00
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Are you Geordies getting ready for another season without any success? Only this time Sunderland will beat you just to rub it in.I hope they finish higher than your lot.
SweetLeftFoot
29/05/2007 19:14:00
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Such a sad demise.
MagpieMad
30/05/2007 18:47:00
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Really likely that one SLF - we'll sign some pretty decent players this summer. The mackems will play Nyron Nosworthy. Enough said.
SirLes
31/05/2007 07:17:00
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