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I Predict A Riot

I Predict A Riot

It`s hollibobs time for our players as they wind down a totally unproductive season and get their factor whatever out for their trips to resorts we can only dream about. Hang on a second! That nasty man Freddie Shepherd has thrown a considerable spanner in the works in the form of a merchandising/brand building/dividend raising trip to South Africa. Apparently the poor little lambs aren`t happy with only getting 6 weeks holiday. Welcome to the real world boys! Expect some tough games in an area Man Utd tried to reach out into last summer. It hasn`t exactly done them any harm has it?

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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Monday April 30 2007
Time: 10:17AM


Haha! get the lazy ba*tards down Crimdon Dene for pre-season. We'll soon sort the men from the boys...
30/04/2007 10:25:00
Crimdon Dene? I'd sooner die of AIDs than spend a week there.
30/04/2007 14:15:00
Bit harsh like SirLes. You've obviously never had a 99 with monkey's blood on it from Mr Guiseppes.
30/04/2007 14:23:00
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