Vital Football

Latest Newcastle United News

Roeder - You Have To Laugh

Roeder - You Have To Laugh

Glenn Roeder is going spying in amongst the tulips in Old Amsterdam ... but does he need an article like this?

He's packed his dark glasses and dodgy mac, and the local newspaper has just given the game away.

Read this article - journalism at its best:

The Chronicle:

'Newcastle United manager, Glenn Roeder, is set to go undercover tomorrow to check out one of his transfer targets.

'Roeder will travel to Holland to run the rule over one of the players he hopes to bring in during the January transfer window.

'But he hasn't asked the home club for a ticket as is the normal practice.

'Instead, he will arrive unannounced and pay on the gate before taking his place among the Dutch fans.

'Roeder is wise enough to know that should the Dutch club in question see he is there, then, because it is Newcastle United, the price quoted for his transfer target will shoot up.


'And, quite naturally, the United boss does not want to alert other clubs to just who he hopes to buy in the January super sales frenzy.'



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:
Date:Monday December 4 2006
Time: 1:00PM

Comments

0
So boycott the blaber mouth paper toon fans?!
The Fear
04/12/2006 14:42:00
Page 1/1
  1. 1

Login to post a comment

Recent Newcastle United Articles

Gayle Deal Close Ritchie To Follow?

Dwight Gayle is reportedly 'closing in' on a his move to Newcastle from Crystal Palace with us having started talks with Bournemouth about a move for Matt Ritchie too?

United Complete Deal

Newcastle confirmed they had completed the signing of goalkeeper Matz Sels from Belgian side Gent today

Thauvin To Follow Townsend Out Of Newcastle?

Two players linked with futures away from St James Park continue to be Florian Thauvin and Andros Townsend.

Newcastle On Verge Of Transfer Breakthrough

The first signing looks to be a goalkeeper and one with a decent pedigree as well

Archived TOTT Articles

TOTT articles from

Site Journalists

Ken Waugh
no email
Profile
TNMW
Editor email
Profile
Ian Smith
no email
Profile
Rexn
no email
Profile
BowburnMag
no email
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

Spurs MotM
Suggested By: Site Staff
Darlow12%
Janmaat0%
Taylor0%
Mbemba1%
Dummett0%
Tiote0%
Colback1%
Wijnaldum4%
Sissoko30%
Townsend47%
Mitrovic2%
Sub - Shelvey0%
Sub - Aarons1%
Sub - Sterry2%
ScoopDragon Publishing Entire League Network of Sites

League Table

# Team P W D L Pts. GD
C Burnley 46 26 15 5 93 37
P Middlesbrough 46 26 11 9 89 32
3 Brighton 46 24 17 5 89 30
4 Hull City 46 24 11 11 83 34
5 Derby County 46 21 15 10 78 23
6 Sheff Wed 46 19 17 10 74 21
7 Ipswich 46 18 15 13 69 2
8 Cardiff 46 17 17 12 68 5
9 Brentford 46 19 8 19 65 5
10 Birmingham 46 16 15 15 63 4
11 Preston 46 15 17 14 62 0
12 Q.P.R. 46 14 18 14 60 0
13 Leeds Utd 46 14 17 15 59 -8
14 Wolves 46 14 16 16 58 -5
15 Blackburn 46 13 16 17 55 0
16 Forest 46 13 16 17 55 -4
17 Reading 46 13 13 20 52 -7
18 Bristol City 46 13 13 20 52 -17
19 Huddersfield 46 13 12 21 51 -11
20 Fulham 46 12 15 19 51 -13
21 Rotherham 46 13 10 23 49 -18
R Charlton 46 9 13 24 40 -40
R MK Dons 46 9 12 25 39 -30
R Bolton 46 5 15 26 30 -40
Latest F1 News
Latest Vital Boxing News

Recent Newcastle United Results (view all)

Newcastle United Fixtures (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.officemonkey305
2.Toon_NoMatterWot268
3.billybobcat148
4.PieMag97
5.OldLeazes61
6.BLACKBOB60
7.vin189243
8.Finn_the_Dog38
9.keggy_keagal38
10.Mcnamee6735