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The NUFC Gospel According To Tyler

The NUFC Gospel According To Tyler

They've categorically said they don't want Europe, top 8 or the cups. Yet there are still acolytes.

Most were taken in by the first few transfer windows of lies and broken promises as you say. The cracks had started to show in their attitude to our relegation for me.

A club of our standing should never have been relegated but due to Ashley's idiocy we were. By the time we'd started to sell assets without kicking on my time was done.

I'm infuriated that they still spin the same old sh*t through the diarrhoea mouth, I'm even more apoplectic that some of our fans still believe.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, it would seem certain Newcastle 'followers' believe it is a religion. It is the only possible explanation for having such blind faith in a false deity.

What makes it worse is that the idol has been possessed by Satan but the apostles can't even see it. Instead they choose to follow the entity swallowing the lies and eating the rotten fruit from the Sh*te Direct tree, they flock on a pilgrimage each week wearing the garb handed down from the fore bearers only it's not any more.

They can't see the black and white of the issue as they now prefer the red, blue and white of the head of the church. They sit in silence and watch the mass unfold before them then they go home. Repeat ad infinitum because it is what the faith demands.

I find it disgusting that we have not stood up to fight for our club. I will hold my hands up and say I have taken my seat at points this season but it has been more to have a day out with my mates or to see my Dad when he's home.

However I have advocated the mass exodus from the day Ashley first started to p*ss us about, with each slap in the face it has just got louder.

I respect other's right to opinions however calls that match boycotts wouldn't work are simply crackers. An empty ground speaks volumes as it shows the masses have rejected the faith, they will not blindly follow.

When the donation plate is passed around (read burgers and beers) the fat man in the pointy hat will realise the believers have woken up and wised up. They will not follow a false idol.

He will be robbed of ticket sales and match day revenue and this is all he cares about. I hear calls that the TV money nullifies the effects of such action, this is bollocks because if he has no willing apostles and believers he will up sticks and leave.

I've had enough and feel sick that people who consider themselves enlightened, intelligent individuals can't see that unless something is done they are going to see that biting that rotten apple is the very thing that brings their faith crashing down.

The minute they stated they had no ambition was the moment you, every single one of you should have seen your faith, as perverted as it has been, for what it is. For if there is no heaven to ascend to, only the threat of hell and the purgatory in which you reside then what is the point of it all.

At least in Islam, Christianity, Buddhism and all other major faiths they dangle the carrot. You, my Black and White Brethren have no more faith left because you've been robbed of the promised land.




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Writer:TylerDurden
Date:Wednesday April 16 2014
Time: 11:36PM

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Porciestreet; All you say is absolutely spot on. Blind faith is exactly that, Blind , and if you can't see then you will fall and fail. It's time the faithfull re-adressed their faith towards the future and not the present.
Georgia Peter
17/04/2014 06:27:00
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