Slow News Day
As always when Newcastle United go through a bad patch, the club 'close shop' and allow a period when absolutely nothing is reported on.
No news, no features, nowt.
These periods happen now and again but when they do, we get our most sensationalised stories.
Nothing is more senational around here than a takeover rumour.
The only problem with today's is that it's been regurgatated about three times already over the past five years.
The one about the billionaire American wrestling chief executive with an interest in getting his foot in the English game.
I just can't see the likes of Shola, Marveaux and Obertan dancing on the sidelines with their pom poms doing a routine.
You know something, I think I can.