'Me And My Mate Michael Owen'
The Danish midfielder is available for a price and Glenn Roeder sees him as the man to add steel to the heart of his side.
Gravesen: 'Newcastle are an excellent option. I know the team, the supporters and to be a team-mate of Michael Owen again will be a pleasure.
'I've followed their progress in Europe and I anticipate they will qualify for the UEFA Cup in the next few weeks.'
Team-mates? Perhaps I'm missing something, but wasn't Gravesen at Goodison and Owen at Anfield - Gravesen a player for Denmark and Owen for England?
Or did they play together in a kick about halfway between the two Scouse clubs on Stanley Park?