Writer: Ross Molyneux 
Date:Sunday September 20 2009
Time: 2:51PM
News from the Sunday Sun today suggests that Dirty Derek Llambias could be facing the axe in any Ashley reshuffle. It seems that our esteemed Chef Exec, famous for his lack of competence and bare arsed run across SJP, could be replaced by someone who actually knows something about football, which would be a nice touch, don`t you think? Having seen the fantastic Chris Mort replaced by this idiot hopefully this will come full circle.
However the down side to any potential reshuffle is likely to be the fact Ashley is planning on gambling on our immediate return on the Premier League and staying on. Knowing promotion with our threadbare wage bill would swell the value of the club, it seems like the Fat Lad is willing to stick out the next nine months in the hope he can double or quits.
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