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Mr Mercenary off the mark

Mr Mercenary off the mark

Seen blowing kisses following his goal to an adoring Manchester United away end was our former gutless misfit Michael Owen. The media are now creaming over the fact he is off the mark and, probably, no doubt on the way to firing England to glory in the world cup.

Slipped in by Nani for their fourth, Owen finished in a way he saw fit to shelve during our last ten games of last season.

Wan**r.



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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Sunday August 23 2009
Time: 11:40AM

Comments

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get over it you sad tw*ts
SweetLeftFoot
23/08/2009 11:51:00
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£45m reasons to hate Owen, the horrible little Scouse ****.
BaldEagle
23/08/2009 12:34:00
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he should never have worn a newcastle shirt...he is a *****er.
xpertweb.co.uk
23/08/2009 13:29:00
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Shearer wore one and he is THE biggest w****r ever!!!
SweetLeftFoot
23/08/2009 14:43:00
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SLF - get over it you sad tw*t
BaldEagle
23/08/2009 15:53:00
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he plays for a proper club now!
SweetLeftFoot
24/08/2009 17:27:00
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SweetLeftFoot
24/08/2009 17:50:00
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you should be honoured to have such a player at your shoddy little club. you are exactly where you belong, sitting in the championship getting all homo-erotic about shearer and keegan....why are you lot so gay about those 2? if you where such a good club why wont anybody decent buy you, manage you or play for you? Owen must be heartbroken to have wasted 4 years of his life at that dump.
DEZZYP
26/08/2009 12:40:00
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Dez lad, lay off the radge juice, you'll give yourself a coronary. You seem obsessed with homo-eroticism and "being gay" - are you a secretly frustrated closet dweller?
BaldEagle
29/08/2009 20:01:00
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BaldEagle, maybe i am. Still doesnt answer this weird perversion you lot have with keegan and shearer. you cant have anybody on sky sports without going ......shearer, keegan. Its the geordie answer to everything.
DEZZYP
31/08/2009 16:24:00
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