Writer: Ross Molyneux 
Date:Sunday August 23 2009
Time: 11:28AM
In one of those bizarre 'Julien Faubert to Real Madrid` style rumours, Jonas Gutierrez is rumoured to be on Barcelona`s radar, coming in as a left wing back. This has obviously appealed to the lad more than a line of coke to Kerry Katona and our porn star haired left winger said:
"I have heard about Barcelona, and I`m obviously very happy. It is a great club. They have demonstrated that in the last year by winning everything, and winning in style. I`m not thinking too much about it - I am still thinking about Newcastle - but to join such a great team with such great players has always been my dream."
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