SJP Thought Police = Communist USSR Revisited
Spare a thought for the SJP Press Office tonight. Just days after the season ticket statement, the silent man of North East football has issued a prompt denial that the new away kit has bombed. The hastily gathered shots of harangued charva kids and declarations that the custard cream kit has outsold the home version smacks of a Cold War era history rewrite. Either that or our fans genuinely have no taste...
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