Colo the Clown's agent hints at quick exit
Hilarious quotage from Clownoccini's agent via Setanta Sports:
"Fabricio is disappointed with Newcastle`s relegation and he wants to play more regularly. We are studying several options, all in Europe. The boy does not wish to return to Argentina, even if some enquiries have been made."
'Disappointed with Newcastle's relegation' - well I'll never. What about our disappointment with the £10m fee, the £60k wages and the displays that made it look like he was wearing lead diver's boots? Not to mention the fact we'll never get anywhere near the money we paid for him back...