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Fans & Non-Fans: Laugh at us, we do - 'The FA'

Fans & Non-Fans: Laugh at us, we do - 'The FA'

One Day the FA challenged Alan Shearer to a one-game-relegation-death-match which, the FA bet Shearer could not win.

Smiling Alan Shearer proclaimed, 'You don't have a chance, I've just bought Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney, Lionel Messi and all the greatest players up here.'

'Yes', laughed the FA, 'but I get to choose the referees!'



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Writer:Mehzeb Chowdhury
Date:Monday May 18 2009
Time: 8:51AM

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Boom, Boom - in our case he'd be Norwegian!
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20/05/2009 19:53:00
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