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Fans & Non-Fans: Laugh at us, we do - 'Batman'

Fans & Non-Fans: Laugh at us, we do - 'Batman'

One night, after a long evening of drinking, Joey Barton was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a spiritual nun walking down the road.

After looking at her twice, he ran over and tackled her, a thudding two-footed lunge. He then proceeded to beat the living hell out of her.

The people passing by spotted this and called the police immediately.

As the police were pulling Joey off the helpless nun he looked back and yelled, 'I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman!'



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Writer:Mehzeb Chowdhury
Date:Monday May 18 2009
Time: 8:49AM

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no! sorry didn't work for me!
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20/05/2009 19:54:00
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like it!
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22/05/2009 11:14:00
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hmmm
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22/05/2009 14:08:00
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