Newcastle United - Brain Surgeon, Rocket Scientist & Genius
UK time is: 18:23:09
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Brain Surgeon, Rocket Scientist & Genius

Once again our former manager gets a sniff of a microphone and passes his necessary pearls of wisdom onto the general public. Obviously still sporting the same patronising streak as when he coached us, everyone`s favourite ProZone analysing pundit and Blackburn manager somewhat stated the obvious when he said:

'It's a ploy to try to spur the club on to get out of trouble. As the status of Alan Shearer at Newcastle is legendary, it will lift everybody at that football club. Alan will obviously be hoping his appointment does spur the players on to do better.

As a short-term fix, he has almost been brought in as a troubleshooter. It will be easier for him because of his status. The support from all at Newcastle will be 1,000% given their admiration for him. That is what a club like that, certainly the fans, will give him, and if he does get a performance out of the players, then it will have worked.'

I`m sure Sam compiled his superb analysis from extensive statistics and Phil Brown will be on hand to shout 'yeah` from behind him.




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



For the very latest Premier League odds

Free 15 bet when you spend 5 on The New Football Pools




Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Ross Molyneux Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday April 3 2009

Time: 10:36PM

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Newcastle United Articles

The NUFC Numbers Game (Friday July 31 2015)

York Defeat For Newcastle (Thursday July 30 2015)

Sent To Coventry! NUFC Striker Loaned (Wednesday July 29 2015)

No NUFC Coloccini Exit? (Monday July 27 2015)

Mbemba Deal Gets Perfect Foil (Sunday July 26 2015)

Archived Newcastle United Articles

List All TOTT Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll
ScoopDragon Premier League Network Sites

Vital Members League (view all)

1. Toon_NoMatterWot 127
2. billybobcat 89
3. The Owl 86
4. officemonkey 77
5. BLACKBOB 54
6. daftladguy 52
7. vin1892 52
8. PieMag 49
9. keggy_keagal 48
10. Bruce68 40

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
8. Liverpool 0 0 0 0 0 0
9. Man City 0 0 0 0 0 0
10. Man Utd 0 0 0 0 0 0
11. Newcastle 0 0 0 0 0 0
12. Norwich 0 0 0 0 0 0
13. Southampton 0 0 0 0 0 0
14. Spurs 0 0 0 0 0 0

Newcastle United Fixtures (view all)

Breaking League News

Koeman On Perfect Vitesse Result
Southampton : 31/07/2015 18:11:00
Community Shield (and Arsenal) Stat Attack
Chelsea : 31/07/2015 18:09:00
Baker Signs Four Year Deal
Aston Villa : 31/07/2015 18:02:00
Jovetic Makes Inter Milan Switch
Man City : 31/07/2015 17:50:01
Bony To Get Stuttgart Run Out
Man City : 31/07/2015 17:47:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

West Ham MotM
Suggested By:  Site Staff
Krul 6%
Janmaat 2%
Williamson 1%
Coloccini 0%
Dummett 0%
Anita 16%
Colback 1%
Sissoko 2%
Riviere 1%
Gutierrez 70%
Cisse 0%
Sub - Gouffran 1%